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Gangringo: Jul 22, 2007; In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one sat.

He chose the path of perpetual contentment.

Philly serves an important purpose, to make the Raiders fanbase look good by comparison.

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Crescent Wrench: Sep 30, 2005; The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.; Grimey Drawer

Play posted:

Why would it be banned? I'm not really up to speed on this poo poo

"We hoot and holler every time an offensive lineman goes off the board in the first round of the draft and have a collective orgasm whenever a fullback touches the ball, but it's different when the Eagles clown the league with a short yardage play they've perfected."

# ? Dec 4, 2023 00:37

BlindSite: Feb 8, 2009

Kirios posted:

Just got back from getting the family tree.

How's Bryce doing?

Same as always. Some good, some bad, offensive line has been terrible on third down, receivers rarely open.

Tampa has no linebackers so run game sort of works which is how we have points.

# ? Dec 4, 2023 00:37

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

biceps crimes posted:

lmao id be embarrassed after that bs to be an eagles fan

Eagles fans are incapable of being embarrassed by anything

# ? Dec 4, 2023 00:37

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

Every fanbase in the NFL is trash in their own way hth

# ? Dec 4, 2023 00:37

soggybagel: Aug 6, 2006; The official account of NFL Tackle Phil Loadholt.

Let's talk Football.

I'm enjoying the intensity of this game

# ? Dec 4, 2023 00:37

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Kirios posted:

Just got back from getting the family tree.

How's Bryce doing?

Marginally less horrible that usual, maybe?

# ? Dec 4, 2023 00:38

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

haljordan posted:

Every fanbase in the NFL is trash in their own way hth

Some are worse than others and deserve eternal scorn *points at Cowboys and anyone who rooted for Tom Brady*

# ? Dec 4, 2023 00:38

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

It's funny how protective eagles fans get over one play

# ? Dec 4, 2023 00:38

Shinji2015: Aug 31, 2007; Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

Carolina is 1-50 when trailing in the 4th

# ? Dec 4, 2023 00:38

Jivesauce: Nov 22, 2007

Crescent Wrench posted:

"They should ban the tush push."

"Why?"

"It's ugly, it doesn't look like football."

"You can't just ban a play based on perceived aesthetics.""

"Come on, they do it on every short yardage down, it always works, there's no drama."

"If the defense knows it's coming, it's their job to stop it. The job of the offense is to run the plays that work."

"Well it's worse than that. It's a broken play. It's automatic."

"If it's a broken play, why aren't the other 31 teams running it into the ground too?"

(impotent stammering, spittle dribbling from pursed lips)

Every. loving. Week.

Oh nice, where are you posting the rest of this fan fiction?

# ? Dec 4, 2023 00:38

Just-In-Timeberlake: Aug 18, 2003

Crescent Wrench posted:

"They should ban the tush push."

"Why?"

"It's ugly, it doesn't look like football."

"You can't just ban a play based on perceived aesthetics.""

"Come on, they do it on every short yardage down, it always works, there's no drama."

"If the defense knows it's coming, it's their job to stop it. The job of the offense is to run the plays that work."

"Well it's worse than that. It's a broken play. It's automatic."

"If it's a broken play, why aren't the other 31 teams running it into the ground too?"

(impotent stammering, spittle dribbling from pursed lips)

Every. loving. Week.

I don�t get why other teams don�t do it, like you don�t even have to risk your QB�s health, just put a RB or your biggest lineman under center and go to it.

# ? Dec 4, 2023 00:38

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

biceps crimes posted:

lmao id be embarrassed after that bs to be an eagles fan

Do you really think Eagles fans are capable of feeling shame?

# ? Dec 4, 2023 00:38

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

soggybagel posted:

I'm enjoying the intensity of this game

Agreed. I don't like fighting but I definitely like passionate, angry football

# ? Dec 4, 2023 00:38

Anals of History: Jul 29, 2003

soggybagel posted:

I'm enjoying the intensity of this game

Fr. Love, love, love chippy football.

# ? Dec 4, 2023 00:38

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

hurts is useless

# ? Dec 4, 2023 00:39

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

That was actually a sick recovery on the spin move by Lane Johnson. He did his own spin move and actually recovered

# ? Dec 4, 2023 00:39

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; bone shaking.
soul baking.

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

I don�t get why other teams don�t do it, like you don�t even have to risk your QB�s health, just put a RB or your biggest lineman under center and go to it.

It�s cause other teams OL hasn�t practiced the scrum crawl enough to make it work.

# ? Dec 4, 2023 00:39

Chillmatic: Jul 25, 2003; always seeking to survive and flourish

over/under on how long it takes for the eagles head of security going on twitter and using the n word

# ? Dec 4, 2023 00:39

fsif: Jul 18, 2003

Crescent Wrench posted:

"They should ban the tush push."

"Why?"

"It's ugly, it doesn't look like football."

"You can't just ban a play based on perceived aesthetics.""

"Come on, they do it on every short yardage down, it always works, there's no drama."

"If the defense knows it's coming, it's their job to stop it. The job of the offense is to run the plays that work."

"Well it's worse than that. It's a broken play. It's automatic."

"If it's a broken play, why aren't the other 31 teams running it into the ground too?"

(impotent stammering, spittle dribbling from pursed lips)

Every. loving. Week.

# ? Dec 4, 2023 00:40

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Surrender Index ruling?

# ? Dec 4, 2023 00:40

RoastBeef: Jul 11, 2008

unlucky, that

# ? Dec 4, 2023 00:40

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

Wait, Eagles punting on 4th & 2 instead of Tush Pushing?

:psyberger:

# ? Dec 4, 2023 00:40

biceps crimes: Apr 12, 2008

Mega64 posted:

Do you really think Eagles fans are capable of feeling shame?

nope

# ? Dec 4, 2023 00:40

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Chillmatic posted:

over/under on how long it takes for the eagles head of security going on twitter and using the n word

New Yorker?

# ? Dec 4, 2023 00:40

Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008; Can't post for 50 minutes!

Go for the shove you fucks!!! Do it

# ? Dec 4, 2023 00:40

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

haljordan posted:

Every fanbase in the NFL is trash in their own way hth

yeah

# ? Dec 4, 2023 00:41

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Android Apocalypse posted:

Wait, Eagles punting on 4th & 2 instead of Tush Pushing?

Yeah seriously why the gently caress don't you tush push there :cmon:

# ? Dec 4, 2023 00:41

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

Chillmatic posted:

over/under on how long it takes for the eagles head of security going on twitter and using the n word

wtf is this

# ? Dec 4, 2023 00:41

BlindSite: Feb 8, 2009

Lol what the absolute gently caress is that call

# ? Dec 4, 2023 00:41

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Chillmatic posted:

over/under on how long it takes for the eagles head of security going on twitter and using the n word

I assume this happened sometime in 2017

# ? Dec 4, 2023 00:41

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

Chillmatic posted:

over/under on how long it takes for the eagles head of security going on twitter and using the n word

420

# ? Dec 4, 2023 00:41

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

https://twitter.com/espn/status/1731454244048224550

lol holy poo poo this guy came on the field and put his hands on a player. What the gently caress, eject his fat rear end into the sun!

# ? Dec 4, 2023 00:41

Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008; Can't post for 50 minutes!

Android Apocalypse posted:

Wait, Eagles punting on 4th & 2 instead of Tush Pushing?

It was a long two. I really wanted to see them try

# ? Dec 4, 2023 00:41

MoaM: Dec 1, 2009; Joyous.

Crescent Wrench posted:

"They should ban the tush push."

"Why?"

"It's ugly, it doesn't look like football."

"You can't just ban a play based on perceived aesthetics.""

"Come on, they do it on every short yardage down, it always works, there's no drama."

"If the defense knows it's coming, it's their job to stop it. The job of the offense is to run the plays that work."

"Well it's worse than that. It's a broken play. It's automatic."

"If it's a broken play, why aren't the other 31 teams running it into the ground too?"

(impotent stammering, spittle dribbling from pursed lips)

Every. loving. Week.

Eye test is greater than analytics and long winded sports betters.

Forever and always

E: I'm endorsing your post. I hate this dialogue as well

# ? Dec 4, 2023 00:41

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

Chillmatic posted:

over/under on how long it takes for the eagles head of security going on twitter and using the n word

Wow this is a real lovely post congrats

# ? Dec 4, 2023 00:41

biceps crimes: Apr 12, 2008

fartknocker posted:

Some are worse than others and deserve eternal scorn *points at Cowboys and anyone who rooted for Tom Brady*

at least cowboys fans are capable of feeling shame, such as for our lich owner. imagine if the eagles were owned by jerry jones

# ? Dec 4, 2023 00:42

Chillmatic: Jul 25, 2003; always seeking to survive and flourish

shyduck posted:

wtf is this

an inevitability

# ? Dec 4, 2023 00:42

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

fartknocker posted:

To be on the safe side, I say that both the Eagles and whoever they play next week on 12/10 are given a loss in the standings and have draft picks taken away.

Also they need to proclaim that Kawa was right.

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