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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I honestly learned it from south park because we have neither snow nor hills

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Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

Paladinus posted:

They still grow wheat on the surface, just don't slaughter animals for food anymore. So I imagine they just buy their buns. When Taco Bell (or maybe Pizza Hut in your region) won the fast food war, they also incorporated vegan burgers into their menu and there is still demand for buns.

If there weren't all the anaconda would starve

TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy

Cocaine Bear posted:

When I was young we went snowboarding because skiing is for loving nerds.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

I think both only exist in 80's and 90's comedies to show that the characters doing it are complete assholes out to bully the protagonist and no one can convince me otherwise.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Grendels Dad posted:

I think both only exist in 80's and 90's comedies to show that the characters doing it are complete assholes out to bully the protagonist and no one can convince me otherwise.

:hmmyes:

Skiers are rich assholes, snowboarders are poor assholes.

QR Code Geass
Oct 25, 2023

Skiiers do "snowplows" not "pizzas" but more damningly they do "iron crosses" when they get good enough.

Source: watching them from the safety of a snowboard.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Grendels Dad posted:

I think both only exist in 80's and 90's comedies to show that the characters doing it are complete assholes out to bully the protagonist and no one can convince me otherwise.

Also to sell chewing gum.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/4nR9dy6.mp4

Ommin
Apr 5, 2006
I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."
I mean, there's only like what 4-5 snow skiing slopes in the world. That poo poo was made up for movies and the Olympics. It's not something that real people do.

Xun
Apr 25, 2010

TIL the United States is the entire world. I should have known!!!

Ommin
Apr 5, 2006
I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."
Well, every time a professional sports team wins a trophy they call them the World Champions; so I don't know what you expected.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Xun posted:

TIL the United States is the entire world. I should have known!!!

you would have known if you had a US public education

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

kazil posted:

you would have known if you had a US public education

Trick statement, most US citizens don't have a US public education

Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
I’m just saying I would like to see a man beat a woman in a cage. Just to be sure.

ah, another gentleman graduate from the Shoresy school, I see

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

Jaxyon posted:

ah, another gentleman graduate from the Shoresy school, I see

Give your balls a tug.

dinahmoe
Sep 13, 2007

I was a children’s ski instructor in the 90s, and we did use the Pizza/french fries method. Tiny little children are incredibly top-heavy, and if you add a heavy helmet, that situation in the video is very common.

I was also a snowboarder in the 90s and I still have my jester hat.

Mushika
Dec 22, 2010

Natural snow is a myth and does not exist.

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Mushika posted:

Natural snow is a myth and does not exist.

I wish this was true.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

The General posted:

I wish this was true.

i see you are being paid by big snow

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.



Non Compos Mentis posted:

i see you are being paid by big snow

experienceBeej
Mar 24, 2014

Who told?

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

The informer.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Xun posted:

TIL the United States is the entire world. I should have known!!!

You can tell they're English because they think skiing requires a slope.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

Arivia posted:

The informer.

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A Nicky boom boom now

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
*lick him.

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe
*licky boom boom down

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule




(They even look similar! There's layers to this conspiracy, pepe Silvia has to be involved!)

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

Humphreys posted:


(They even look similar! There's layers to this conspiracy, pepe Silvia has to be involved!)



ftfy

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

Santa Alpha, Fox One... Gifts Incoming ~~~>===|>

Soiled Meat
Now with more literary reference

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

The General posted:

I wish this was true.

Give it a couple decades, we're working on it.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Snowden was/is English, so amounts to gently caress-all.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Cocaine Bear posted:

When I was young we went snowboarding because skiing is for loving nerds.


living in 1987 still I see

Dance McPants
Mar 11, 2006


slothrop posted:

Now with more literary reference



Best I got, if only there was some commonality between "Snowden" and "Snowden".

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Snowden was/is English, so amounts to gently caress-all.

are you amish?

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

kiimo posted:

living in 1987 still I see

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPZDEWBzneY

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

No lie, I don’t think I would ever be fit enough for cross-country snowboarding and XC is the best skiing.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

:byodood: these skate boards... Ski boards..
Whatever you call them, they're just like a missile! And most of 'em have no brakes!!!

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Took me a minute

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Dixville posted:

Took me a minute

take your time

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Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal

Dixville posted:


Took me a minute

Wish I could do that in a minute

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