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Private Cumshoe posted:Funky Mode That's illegal. 
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the addition of the following powerups: solid granite car jupiter gravity pinball mode electro bastard ray moon gravity suicidal pedestrians big spike ball tail for your car
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Dec 3, 2023 22:40
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for fucks sake posted:the addition of the following powerups: every NPC now shrieks "I WAS IN THE WAAAAAAR" when you hit them
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Dec 3, 2023 22:54
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NPCs will randomly throw themselves on the hood of your car and then try to sue you. Their attorney will be one of your cousins, as will the judge.
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Dec 3, 2023 23:08
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Earwicker posted:remember your cousin from gta 4? now you have five cousins! they text you constantly if you ignore their calls, and then they'll show up at your house just to "check up on you" but then they won't leave, they'll hang out in your kitchen eating your food and one of them will get onto your laptop and get you involved in some kind of sketchy crypto scam (undoing that bullshit is a side quest), if you leave any vehicles in your place they will disappear for hours and come back with scratches and dents. even if you dont commit any crimes in the game you will still have the cops at your place all the time looking for one or other of your cousins, or pulling over your car because one of your cousin committed a crime while driving it. if you try to do any of the main quest missions, one or more of your cousins will tag along and inevitably escalate every situation. then while you are busy dealing with the resulting police chase or gang war they caused while trying to hold up a liquor store, you'll be getting texts from the other cousins who are pissed off that you aren't showing up to play a cornhole minigame. lol
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Dec 3, 2023 23:10
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More streamlined ways for Zoomer racists to max out their grandparents' credit card on lootbox gambling.
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Dec 3, 2023 23:35
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I just don't want there to be another mission where you gotta torture a guy. What the gently caress was that
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a trolley full of christian babies heads down the track towards another group of christian babies tied to the rails and the only way to divert the trolley is to browbeat the devs into implementing a button that makes your character say a racial slur you've always wanted to have a reason to say
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Dec 3, 2023 23:41
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je1 healthcare posted:-a story mission requiring you to place 1st in a pickleball tournament in order to unlock the ability to steal or drive cars Sounds like you already work for Rockstar ngl Just make the built environment more destructible, like have concrete disintegrate when it's hit and like the trees and stuff should be more realistic as far as wrecking your car and ejecting you if you hit one head on
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Dec 3, 2023 23:50
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Earwicker posted:remember your cousin from gta 4? now you have five cousins! they text you constantly if you ignore their calls, and then they'll show up at your house just to "check up on you" but then they won't leave, they'll hang out in your kitchen eating your food and one of them will get onto your laptop and get you involved in some kind of sketchy crypto scam (undoing that bullshit is a side quest), if you leave any vehicles in your place they will disappear for hours and come back with scratches and dents. even if you dont commit any crimes in the game you will still have the cops at your place all the time looking for one or other of your cousins, or pulling over your car because one of your cousin committed a crime while driving it. if you try to do any of the main quest missions, one or more of your cousins will tag along and inevitably escalate every situation. then while you are busy dealing with the resulting police chase or gang war they caused while trying to hold up a liquor store, you'll be getting texts from the other cousins who are pissed off that you aren't showing up to play a cornhole minigame.
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Dec 3, 2023 23:53
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Earwicker posted:remember your cousin from gta 4? now you have five cousins! they text you constantly if you ignore their calls, and then they'll show up at your house just to "check up on you" but then they won't leave, they'll hang out in your kitchen eating your food and one of them will get onto your laptop and get you involved in some kind of sketchy crypto scam (undoing that bullshit is a side quest), if you leave any vehicles in your place they will disappear for hours and come back with scratches and dents. even if you dont commit any crimes in the game you will still have the cops at your place all the time looking for one or other of your cousins, or pulling over your car because one of your cousin committed a crime while driving it. if you try to do any of the main quest missions, one or more of your cousins will tag along and inevitably escalate every situation. then while you are busy dealing with the resulting police chase or gang war they caused while trying to hold up a liquor store, you'll be getting texts from the other cousins who are pissed off that you aren't showing up to play a cornhole minigame. In GTAonline, you will be randomly assigned new cousins when you join a lobby. Everyone will be cousins.
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Dec 4, 2023 00:04
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That Rockstar pays tongue in cheek homage to another pop culture unicorn of a bygone decade by licensing the TV series Baking Badly and having its iconic character stand-ins Jerry Plunkey and Wally Weathers help the player cook meth. Similarly to Rockstar's previous violent robbery and assault games, this daily quest will be done in the especially lawless desert biome of the game map though a cute Cooking Mama type QTE minigame, to appeal to broader audiences. Additionally in this new iteration of Rockstar's cop-killing satire, the devs go all out with realism and straight up plagiarize their drug recipes out of the Anarchist's Cookbook, in hopes of making every player with petty lawbreaking dreams feel like a real drug lynchpin.
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Dec 4, 2023 00:54
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have random high-rise condos snap their tensioners and dump their pool into the parking garage, collapsing the entire building while you're walking around it's set in vice city, afterall
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Dec 4, 2023 00:57
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Dec 4, 2023 01:29
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Can my character turn himself into a pickle?
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Bonzo posted:Can my character turn himself into a pickle? yes, and you will be able to form your own pickle faction to run your spaceship and people will devote their IRL time to maintaining the engines or mopping the floor while you cruise the galaxy enslaving other players who will have to act out their own enslavement in real time and you travel the galaxy and order a coffee at a space shopping mall and watch the npc behind the counter make it in real time for you
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Dec 4, 2023 01:47
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Bonzo posted:Can my character turn himself into a pickle? You do missions for, and get this, Pickleball Rick. 
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Dec 4, 2023 01:49
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Just like in prior games, time passes as you reach certain storyline milestones. But, this time, instead of unlocking access to new parts of the map, it makes the sea level rise.
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Dec 4, 2023 01:54
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That the Final Reckoning engulfs all of Gaia (except for Kenya, where lions and tigers dwell) before this game's leaked internal release date of Fall 2024 metastasizes, and yet another generation of youth is plunged onto a predatory treadmill to be farmed by unscrupulous bussiness interests.
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Dec 4, 2023 01:55
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sanity meter
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Dec 4, 2023 02:19
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A working local government and regular elections.
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Dec 4, 2023 02:25
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tight Lakitu camera controls as I gently caress the hooker in my car
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Dec 4, 2023 02:28
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my uncle works for rockstar and he said that gta6 has a brand new game mechanic called "a single dracula" where there is one single dracula roaming the map and he may attack and drink ur blood at any moment and u never know where he is.
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Dec 4, 2023 02:30
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The Ballad of Chaplips Calhoun being on one of the radio stations.
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Tommy Vercetti alive and well Donald Love is president
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Dec 4, 2023 02:34
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i heard the game will have fully naked boobs
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Dec 4, 2023 02:35
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there will be a car brand in the game called Grundai and u can steal them even faster once you collect the "USB Cable" item.
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Dec 4, 2023 02:36
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Convex posted:there's a specific skill tree for the activity and when you max it out you can hold your breath for five minutes Man, I can't believe Rockstar is stealing gameplay design from 20+ year old flash video games.
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Dec 4, 2023 02:38
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JFK Reloaded mission but JFK is trump
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Dec 4, 2023 02:41
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120 hours of fully voiced SAG-AFTRA sanctioned knee slappingly light-hearted ribbings of daytime TV fastfood and pharma commercials which are unskippable and you have to sit though in order to get your first lvl 1 gun.
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Dec 4, 2023 02:42
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Female protagonist
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Dec 4, 2023 02:49
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The only radio stations are NPR and gospel music
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Dec 4, 2023 02:55
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Bottle depots and dumpster diving gameplay
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Dec 4, 2023 03:03
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My serious post reply is having everything unlocked from the start. I never wanna play the story mode to get access to stuff in GTA games. I just want to dick around in a sandbox.
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Dec 4, 2023 03:13
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Thankfully there's no MAGA references, so the gov's campaign slogan will be Make It Like Florida
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I just want lots of motorcycles I can own in online garages, I really appreciated the motorcycle only garages on gta5
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OH, also a hidden trophy/cheevo called "Spent 5 hours watching male strippers", except it's bugged so it has a 5% chance of unlocking and alerting your friends regardless of your actions after 10 hours of accumulated game time
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Dec 4, 2023 04:13
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biting cutting edge political commentary
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Dec 4, 2023 04:19
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Get rid of all user created online modes in random matchmaking. It's all trash.
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fun gameplay with all my online friends to play and have fun together.
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