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Looks like the trailer for the widely anticipated new entry in the Grand Theft Auto series is being released on Tuesday. The GTA games have traditionally followed an '"Open World" gameplay style which allows the playable character full freedom to immerse themselves in the world of the game - with cities ranging from Vice City to San Andreas. What are some gameplay or location features you'd like to see in the new installment? I'd like to see: -The ability to get on a bus and ride from location to location similar to a taxi -The ability to pick a building or store and work there -Real-time construction of buildings -Gyms you can work out in - with visible changes to the musculature of the playable character -A Sims-like structure where you can talk to and interact with pedestrians to learn more about the game environment -A carnival-like setting with playable games and a rollercoaster the playable character can ride
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Got The Aids
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Dec 3, 2023 00:03
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I'm hoping for either multiple cities joined by a lot of rural areas to have fun in. GTA IV had a really great environment but it needed a place just to go apeshit in and let the sandbox take over. And a load of hidden/out of the way missions to extend gameplay.
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Dec 3, 2023 00:06
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- can run for political office and govern the city - real time digestive system for all characters, including toilet requirements. plan ahead before starting a mission! - bullets cost $0.01 each and can only be purchased using real money - don't mod the game or rockstar burns your house down with you inside it
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Dec 3, 2023 00:07
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A poo poo meter so you have to strategize around avoiding bathroom breaks in the middle of a heist. There can be a speed run category to finish the whole game before you poop your pants. e;fb somehow
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Dec 3, 2023 00:08
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I just want to be able to give the car back after being done borrowing it...
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Dec 3, 2023 00:10
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- stickin out your gyatt for the rizzler
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Dec 3, 2023 00:11
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1) a PC port 2) actually interesting characters/storyline. 3) removal of the obligatory “follow this car but not too close otherwise you’ll be spotted” and the “chase this car but you can’t actually catch it until you pass the gauntlet of scripted interruptions” missions.
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Dec 3, 2023 00:12
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Gwent but with drive bys.
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Dec 3, 2023 00:12
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Big rear end fart buttom
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Dec 3, 2023 00:17
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instead of "hot coffee" or a similar nudity/sex related moral outrage, the main "scandal" associated with GTA VI is that the game world - loosely based on florida - is essentially one large hitman-style sandbox with the ultimate goal of assassinating ron desantis, who is represented as his actual self with no pseudonym.
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Dec 3, 2023 00:18
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When you get to the Fort Misery/Cape Coma area my actual house is there and I can have the character come in and burn the place to the ground with characters based on my family inside it.
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Dec 3, 2023 00:20
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remember your cousin from gta 4? now you have five cousins! they text you constantly if you ignore their calls, and then they'll show up at your house just to "check up on you" but then they won't leave, they'll hang out in your kitchen eating your food and one of them will get onto your laptop and get you involved in some kind of sketchy crypto scam (undoing that bullshit is a side quest), if you leave any vehicles in your place they will disappear for hours and come back with scratches and dents. even if you dont commit any crimes in the game you will still have the cops at your place all the time looking for one or other of your cousins, or pulling over your car because one of your cousin committed a crime while driving it. if you try to do any of the main quest missions, one or more of your cousins will tag along and inevitably escalate every situation. then while you are busy dealing with the resulting police chase or gang war they caused while trying to hold up a liquor store, you'll be getting texts from the other cousins who are pissed off that you aren't showing up to play a cornhole minigame.
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Dec 3, 2023 00:29
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That they stop making GTA games.
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Dec 3, 2023 00:30
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More respect for women who sell sex.
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Dec 3, 2023 00:31
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Earwicker posted:remember your cousin from gta 4? now you have five cousins! they text you constantly if you ignore their calls, and then they'll show up at your house just to "check up on you" but then they won't leave, they'll hang out in your kitchen eating your food and one of them will get onto your laptop and get you involved in some kind of sketchy crypto scam (undoing that bullshit is a side quest), if you leave any vehicles in your place they will disappear for hours and come back with scratches and dents. even if you dont commit any crimes in the game you will still have the cops at your place all the time looking for one or other of your cousins, or pulling over your car because one of your cousin committed a crime while driving it. if you try to do any of the main quest missions, one or more of your cousins will tag along and inevitably escalate every situation. then while you are busy dealing with the resulting police chase or gang war they caused while trying to hold up a liquor store, you'll be getting texts from the other cousins who are pissed off that you aren't showing up to play a cornhole minigame. every mission completed adds an extra cousin until you have a trail of them following you everywhere like lemmings
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Dec 3, 2023 00:32
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the ability to poo poo cum and piss profusely and wherever i please
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Dec 3, 2023 00:34
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redshirt posted:More respect for women who sell sex. Fable II never had this problem. You can pay them for services and even marry them while they get to keep being sex workers. Rockstar is far behind the other UK game studios on this stuff and it’s sad.
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Dec 3, 2023 00:35
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Rocket launcher 
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Dec 3, 2023 00:35
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Convex posted:every mission completed adds an extra cousin until you have a trail of them following you everywhere like lemmings 
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Dec 3, 2023 00:38
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emSparkly posted:Fable II never had this problem. You can pay them for services and even marry them while they get to keep being sex workers. Rockstar is far behind the other UK game studios on this stuff and it’s sad. In your wholesome news for today, Rockstar have apparently cleaned up the 'bro' culture in the workplace, and will be more sensitive and not punch down against marginalised groups within the game
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Dec 3, 2023 00:38
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Oculus Quest 2 compatibility
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Dec 3, 2023 00:44
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-Purchasable lottery tickets with the same winning odds as IRL -a pickleball minigame -a story mission requiring you to place 1st in a pickleball tournament in order to unlock the ability to steal or drive cars -go-karts -a yeti that has a 0.00000001% chance of spawning and also the console's recording is disabled when within range -political commentary such as the governor being named "Jon DeSuckdis" -a president who won re-election despite currently serving a prison sentence, so there's comedy shots of him (or HER) addressing the nation from a prison cell which is decked out like the oval office -a zone that's not-Disneyworld that you can't enter because you'll be mowed down by security drones once you climb the fence -electric bikes, cars, and scooters randomly explode (to emphasize that they SUCK) -a poledancing sidejob for both characters that unlocks new wardrobe outfits for each song (but only if you hit 90% of the QTE prompts) -a fictional coffee chain named "Starfucks" -increased sensitivity against punching down on marginalized white trash -store owners who will pull a gun on you if you're wearing a facemask, or not wearing a mask, each has their own preference, also you can only put on a mask at the wardrobe screen (back at your house, in front of your bedroom closet on the 2nd floor at the end of the hall) -a jetski race that goes around the entire island so it takes 3 hours to do one lap -over 400 underwater collectables -not-Tesla rocket launches occasionally in the distance and they explode 90% of the time -a guy who hires you to pick up 5 pieces of rocket debris from the beach
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Dec 3, 2023 00:44
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Basically all the stuff from the IZ thread about gta is what I’m expecting
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Dec 3, 2023 00:45
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More microtransactions where I can spend real money to buy virtual sport cars.
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Dec 3, 2023 00:46
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Hopefully it features zero jokes, bits, or irreverent japes and parodies. Because those have aged really badly. Oh and more bicycles would be cool
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Dec 3, 2023 00:47
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Fast cars, fast women and even faster men because everybody knows men are just faster runners!!
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Dec 3, 2023 00:47
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Also, San Andreas is a state and not a city. Op is a loving idiot
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Dec 3, 2023 00:48
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i want to be able to finish the missions how i want and not get a game over screen because i didnt do it exactly how rockstar wanted me to
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Dec 3, 2023 00:49
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Bismack Billabongo posted:Also, San Andreas is a state and not a city. Op is a loving idiot gently caress you!
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Dec 3, 2023 00:51
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Wizard Master playing GTA
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Dec 3, 2023 00:52
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Nyan Bread posted:Wizard Master playing GTA *BUSTED
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Dec 3, 2023 00:53
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i hope its fun and not boring as poo poo
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Dec 3, 2023 00:53
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that they let u have sex with ur own poo poo
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Dec 3, 2023 00:58
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you can go to a publix and get some fried chicken and beer and take it to the beach and sit on the beach eating fried chicken and drinking beer
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Dec 3, 2023 01:04
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two words: cyber. truck.
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Dec 3, 2023 01:13
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As long as they keep the ability to get sucked and hosed by a hooker and then savagely murder her to get your three bucks back, I’m good honestly
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Dec 3, 2023 01:14
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I want Rockstar to require me to send them my personal cell number before logging into the social club and then they text me every 15 minutes for the rest of my life pretending to be my cousin and demanding that we go bowling.
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Dec 3, 2023 01:17
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A story arc where the characters eventually grow weary of crime and decide to go legit, interspersed with open world game play where you wantonly murder pedestrians with your big rear end truck and beat hookers to death with baseball bats.
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Wizard Master posted:-Real-time construction of buildings thatd be cool as heck actually
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