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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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colonelwest
Jun 30, 2018

Can’t wait for Tronald Dump to be re-elected for his THIRD term and solve the current BIDENOMICS cost of living crisis by uhmm (checks notes)… crushing the working class.

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Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

TROOF

Robert De Niro is a “mental midget” whose mind is shot, and whose life is a total train wreck. Very much like Crooked Joe Biden, he can’t put two sentences together. The good news is that this crude and very stupid “animal” has lost all credibility!

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003

a story as old as the founding of America

Real Mean Queen
Jun 2, 2004

Zesty.


Would joe biden take a couple days out of his busy schedule to yell at robert deniro, purely for your personal enjoyment? No he would not

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

TROOF

Crooked Joe Biden and the Democrats, despite the lessons recently learned in Germany and numerous other places, want to shut down all U.S. COAL PLANTS. This, as China is building one giant coal plant a week. A USA DEATH WISH!

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Joe Biden is going to lose 45 states if Venezuela invades Guyana.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Big beautiful giant coal plants

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

My big beautiful adult coal plant

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Bethamphetamine posted:

TROOF

Robert De Niro is a “mental midget” whose mind is shot, and whose life is a total train wreck. Very much like Crooked Joe Biden, he can’t put two sentences together. The good news is that this crude and very stupid “animal” has lost all credibility!

my life is also a total train wreck

mistermojo
Jul 3, 2004

Blake Shelton's Holiday Bartacular Featuring Ice T

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

TROOF

As my Poll Numbers go higher and higher, in some places setting records, Crooked Joe Biden’s Weaponization Strategy against his Political Opponent grows more and more radical and unhinged. The whole World is watching as the USA turns into a Banana Republic. Biden should repudiate and stop this plan before it is too late. ELECTION INTERFERENCE!

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

Bethamphetamine posted:

TROOF

Robert De Niro is a “mental midget” whose mind is shot, and whose life is a total train wreck. Very much like Crooked Joe Biden, he can’t put two sentences together. The good news is that this crude and very stupid “animal” has lost all credibility!


all he really cares about is dumb celebrity bull poo poo
and that’s why he’s the best

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

oh ho ho nice try, but I will never reveal the Melania Trump secret

:radcat:

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



colonelwest posted:

Can’t wait for Tronald Dump to be re-elected for his THIRD term and solve the current BIDENOMICS cost of living crisis by uhmm (checks notes)… crushing the working class.

zero cost of living when you're dead

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Pooky posted:

https://twitter.com/HawleyMO/status/1730968660066312580
normal country and our normal omnibus bills

mmmm sorry Josh that sounds like “socialism”

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

Bearjew posted:

zero cost of living when you're dead

FINAL resting place? with these property values? idt so

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 370 days!
what did robert deniro do

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

tenderjerk posted:

what did robert deniro do

he had a speech to give at an award thing and the producers cut the intro from the teleprompter because it poo poo on trump and john wayne so he pulled out the written version and read it anyways.

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
good news! our fav is back in business

https://twitter.com/mattstopera/status/1731664257228423432

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




ok who's got some extra cash

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)
Cameo is small potatoes compared to what his tell-all podcast Patreon would pull in

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

TROOF

Florida State was treated very badly by the “Committee.” They become the first Power Five team to be left out of the College Football Playoffs. Really bad lobbying effort…Lets blame DeSanctimonious!!!

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Bearjew posted:

ok who's got some extra cash

C-SPAM could have a very merry christmas


WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

you guys going to waste money on that?

piss guzzler 420
Dec 25, 2022

a.lo posted:

you guys going to waste money on that?

you mean posting on the Something Awful Forumns???

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 370 days!
$75 is a good value for a former congressman to tell buddykins to go to the doctor

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 370 days!

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

https://twitter.com/_icosa/status/1731463283797065748?s=46&t=A16sW12emsJJxXTfyV0WUA

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
Rereg guy, please, cspam needs you

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



Rereg guy we might (might) forgive you if you get an exceedingly funny George santos cameo

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002

second person I’ve worked with on my team for years passed away in his sleep over the weekend

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

chuds can’t make jokes

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

UFOTacoMan posted:

C-SPAM could have a very merry christmas




what happens if you request a truthful statement? do they just automatically refund you?

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

Scarabrae posted:

second person I’ve worked with on my team for years passed away in his sleep over the weekend

sleep apnea is the noisy killer

Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002

Wrex Ruckus posted:

sleep apnea is the noisy killer

could be yeah undiagnosed etc

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
https://x.com/gib_gab/status/1731125203928039888?s=20

what if we made a ugly, mishapen SUV with half the seats, called it a truck despite it actually not being able to carry anything, charged $60,000 for it and made sure that anyone inside would be thrown around like a rag doll if it got into accident

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




lol

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