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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

No. 6 posted:

Proof please

He has a dumb boat.

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No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Karate Bastard posted:

He has a dumb boat.

Lots of dumb boats around.

According to the internet this is for house boat connections.
https://www.amazon.com/Conntek-Pigt...eRoCiz0QAvD_BwE

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

No. 6 posted:

Lots of dumb boats around.

According to the internet this is for house boat connections.
https://www.amazon.com/Conntek-Pigt...eRoCiz0QAvD_BwE

Or the bigger version



None of which are male male

nomad2020
Jan 30, 2007

No. 6 posted:

Proof please

I sold the boat (my only good with money decision to date), but it was: male to male -> gfci adapter -> charger. All I’m seeing on Amazon are the thread approved cables, without the gfci.

Karate Bastard posted:

He has a dumb boat.

I have it on good word that a smart recreational boat doesn’t exist, so this is factual.

E: Will be interesting if that boat ever takes on a noteworthy amount of water, there are ~200amps at 48v just sitting exposed in the bilge.

nomad2020 fucked around with this message at 22:21 on Dec 4, 2023

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


what's the osha guidelines for animals being loving stupid

https://i.imgur.com/csEqPtW.mp4

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

Kith posted:

what's the osha guidelines for animals being loving stupid

https://i.imgur.com/csEqPtW.mp4

Clop, Clop motherfucker!

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
He saw his reflection in the glass and aggro'd. That's not stupid, it's what any sensible male would do.

Bondematt
Jan 26, 2007

Not too stupid

nomad2020 posted:

I sold the boat (my only good with money decision to date), but it was: male to male -> gfci adapter -> charger. All I’m seeing on Amazon are the thread approved cables, without the gfci.

Yeah, whoever did the hookup on that boat hosed up. Based on what I've seen on small boats as far as wiring goes, this 100% tracks though.

That warning you see is cause even a female plug will, best case, short the breaker when dropped in water. It happens all the time.

Edit: It says dockside outlet, and that's where I am! Now why does no one make a cable I can use...

Bondematt fucked around with this message at 22:30 on Dec 4, 2023

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
usually the shore boat stuff ive seen uses a twist lock generator style male-female connector male male is dumb and always bad.

er.. electrically speaking.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Nenonen posted:

He saw his reflection in the glass and aggro'd. That's not stupid, it's what any sensible male would do.

I tend to roll over and show my soft underbelly when I see my reflection.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

https://i.imgur.com/BL3z1Dc.mp4

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


that's a garbage attitude if i've ever seen one

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


That's also a federal crime!

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002


I've had those days

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


https://i.imgur.com/mqmh7FK.mp4

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

CainFortea posted:

That's also a federal crime!

dont gently caress with the postal service. they dont play

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

https://i.imgur.com/mq433Sr.mp4

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Nice job dick you marred the surface

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

I can't think of anyone buying Toblerone other than to play this prank, tbh.

Or as a gift to people they hate.

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
google must be reading my posts because after typing that poo poo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igbg4fSUOkI

Submarine Sandpaper
May 27, 2007


Kith posted:

what's the osha guidelines for animals being loving stupid

https://i.imgur.com/csEqPtW.mp4

Oh deer

Beef
Jul 26, 2004
Running a rail crossing light on live TV during an interview with a railway boss on the dangers of running rail crossing lights.

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

Kith posted:

what's the osha guidelines for animals being loving stupid

https://i.imgur.com/csEqPtW.mp4

I'm glad they put a caption so I knew what was happening.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
suprised an AI voice isnt saying it at full volume with no inflection whatsoever

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Kith posted:

what's the osha guidelines for animals being loving stupid

https://i.imgur.com/csEqPtW.mp4

Girl in blue almost gets final destinationed by a few big panes of glass jfc

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Wasabi the J posted:

Girl in blue almost gets final destinationed by a few big panes of glass jfc

I mean, she very likely got cut up from that. Perhaps very seriously.

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

CainFortea posted:

I mean, she very likely got cut up from that. Perhaps very seriously.

A comment said she, who was like 13, took a kick that required 11 stitches, but yeah I'd assume it was the glass

trilljester
Dec 7, 2004

The People's Tight End.

CainFortea posted:

I mean, she very likely got cut up from that. Perhaps very seriously.

Yeah it looks like one of them nailed her on the back pretty good. I lol'd at the worker in the back running away like it was a horror movie.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Can't blame her, I'd rather take my chances with a fair number of horror movie monsters over a panicked deer in an enclosed space.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
kill them all with helicopters

bambi sucks

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/jllXp9e.mp4

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Bad Day at Black Rock

CitizenKain
May 27, 2001

That was Gary Cooper, asshole.

Nap Ghost

Would much rather have deer in the ceilings then that.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

TehRedWheelbarrow posted:

dont gently caress with the postal service. they dont play

Yeah, they don’t take poo poo from suckers:
“POST OFFICE BUYS A TON OF AMMUNITION

February 5, 2014

Post Office joins other federal agencies stockpiling over two billion rounds of ammo.
The U.S. Postal Service is currently seeking companies that can provide “assorted small arms ammunition” in the near future.

On Jan. 31, the USPS Supplies and Services Purchasing Office posted a notice on the Federal Business Opportunities website asking contractors to register with USPS as potential ammunition suppliers for a variety of cartridges.
“The United States Postal Service intends to solicit proposals for assorted small arms ammunition,” the notice reads, which also mentioned a deadline of Feb. 10.
The Post Office published the notice just two days after Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.) announced his proposal to remove a federal gun ban that prevents lawful concealed carry holders from carrying handguns inside post offices across the country.
Ironically the Postal Service isn’t the first non-law enforcement agency seeking firearms and ammunition.
Since 2001, the U.S. Dept. of Education has been building a massive arsenal through purchases orchestrated by the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms.
The Education Dept. has spent over $80,000 so far on Glock pistols and over $17,000 on Remington shotguns.
Back in July, the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration also purchased 72,000 rounds of .40 Smith & Wesson, following a 2012 purchase for 46,000 rounds of .40 S&W jacketed hollow point by the National Weather Service.
NOAA spokesperson Scott Smullen responded to concerns over the weather service purchase by stating that it was meant for the NOAA Fisheries Office of Law Enforcement for its bi-annual “target qualifications and training.”
That seems excessive considering that JHP ammunition is typically several times more expensive than practice rounds, which can usually be found in equivalent power loadings and thus offer similar recoil characteristics as duty rounds.
Including mass purchases by the Dept. of Homeland Security, non-military federal agencies combined have purchased an estimated amount of over two billion rounds of ammunition in the past two years.
Additionally, the U.S. Army bought almost 600,000 Soviet AK-47 magazines last fall, enough to hold nearly 18,000,000 rounds of 7.62x39mm ammo which is not standard-issue for either the U.S. military or even NATO.
It would take a Lockheed Martin C-5 Galaxy, one of the largest cargo aircraft in the world, two trips to haul that many magazines.
A month prior, the army purchased nearly 3,000,000 rounds of 7.62x39mm ammo, a huge amount but still only 1/6th of what the magazines purchased can hold in total.
The Feds have also spent millions on riot control measures in addition to the ammo acquisitions.
Earlier this month, Homeland Security spent over $58 million on hiring security details for just two Social Security offices in Maryland.
DHS also spent $80 million on armed guards to protect government buildings in New York and sought even more guards for federal facilities in Wisconsin and Minnesota.”

RoastBeef
Jul 11, 2008


CainFortea posted:

I mean, she very likely got cut up from that. Perhaps very seriously.

Dodgeball
Sep 24, 2003

Oh no! Dodgeball is really scary!

Nenonen posted:

That's how they catch you

:eng101: "That's how they net you."

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Kith posted:

what's the osha guidelines for animals being loving stupid

https://i.imgur.com/csEqPtW.mp4

Any time a new housing development goes up in one of the more rural, wooded areas of south Jersey (and we have more than you may think) I get a couple claims for deer doing this exact thing through your living-room bay window and which invariably scares the poo poo out of the residents while flinging blood all over everything.

We have a high percentage of well-armed folks around here but they have been surprisingly conservative about blasting the wayward Bambi in their den. Any actual hunters know that'll just make a bigger mess.


I remember a PI thread years ago where a goon finally found his ball python entangled inside the couch. It had been missing for three weeks, was hungry & dehydrated, and thus in no mood to be removed. Think he had to tear it (THE SOFA) apart to free it.

PainterofCrap fucked around with this message at 01:16 on Dec 5, 2023

Log082
Nov 8, 2008



I love the weird mix of rear end in a top hat and conscientious in this. Gotta throw a tantrum and tear the mailbox out of the ground, but also politely pick up and throw away all of the bits.

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DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
Something tells me this house has a habit of filling their can with poo poo that sticks to the bottom and I bet this crew has left at least one note that just says USE BAGS (or maybe they even wrote it on the lid in silver sharpie).

Yes I've had experience with this when I first got my own place and became a Trash Master.

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