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I taught my cat to jump between two chairs while pointing when she was 3 years old, and I tried it again 12 years later today and she remembered the trick. I guess its less of a trick and just an easy way to get some ham.
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Caesar Saladin posted:Won't let me brush her and keeps attacking me, her chest all matted Matted fur can actually hurt them. If you can't brush them out, get to a groomer or vet to shave them out. 
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Dec 2, 2023 09:08
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My foster tuxie keeps chasing her tail in the bathtub. It's very cute.
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Dec 2, 2023 09:14
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Carth Dookie posted:Matted fur can actually hurt them. If you can't brush them out, get to a groomer or vet to shave them out. I can usually get it but was just being a real motherfucker about it. I just slide a comb under it and chop it off. She never used to get them but she's just getting old I guess.
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Dec 2, 2023 09:16
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Caesar Saladin posted:I can usually get it but was just being a real motherfucker about it. I just slide a comb under it and chop it off. She never used to get them but she's just getting old I guess. Yeah happens when cats get a bit older and a little less flexible. Harder to groom themselves.
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Dec 2, 2023 10:52
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Mx. posted:my cat requires the perfect mix of two different types of litters that he can carefully shape into a single pile otherwise he will poo poo on the floor I'm the same
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Dec 2, 2023 11:28
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Barfed up his breakfast and then immediately came up to me and started pawing at me and begging for pieces of my bacon
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Dec 2, 2023 11:31
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Toxic Mental posted:Barfed up his breakfast and then immediately came up to me and started pawing at me and begging for pieces of my bacon Milo and POTUS posted:I'm the same
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Dec 2, 2023 13:10
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Complained to me that the food in her bowl is almost a day old. She does that every day
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Dec 2, 2023 14:08
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pooped and then sat on me so his bhole was right on my pants and now my pants have a poop stain on them
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Dec 2, 2023 15:58
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TK8325 posted:pooped and then sat on me so his bhole was right on my pants and now my pants have a poop stain on them that's called a starfish stamp
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Dec 2, 2023 16:32
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my cat tried to climb to my lap from my desk but she failed miserably
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Dec 2, 2023 17:25
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I'm constantly dealing with matted hair because Bonesaw has super thick and long hair. If I miss even a couple days with the rake he can get a giant one basically overnight. annoying af
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Dec 2, 2023 17:58
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TK8325 posted:pooped and then sat on me so his bhole was right on my pants and now my pants have a poop stain on them nice try, blaming your cat
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Dec 2, 2023 19:22
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Dec 2, 2023 21:34
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My cat did what he does almost all day every day, whine and cry until I come to the stairwell where he'll receive pettings and he'll try to slowly lure me to the bedroom upstairs where he can flip around on his back and chase after imaginary things in the blankets.
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Dec 2, 2023 23:57
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Goofus crawls into the box full of Christmas ornament packing paper and howls for ten minutes when she isn't able to attack the dogs from inside. Gallant sits by the tree and poses handsomely 
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Dec 3, 2023 04:50
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Mx. posted:my cat requires the perfect mix of two different types of litters that he can carefully shape into a single pile otherwise he will poo poo on the floor The boxes are emptied daily, but a few years ago during some family stress, they were forgotten once or twice for a second day. Her response was to protest poo poo in the shower.
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Dec 3, 2023 04:57
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Sneezed on my phone while I was sleeping, had to wipe crusted-on goop off the screen when I woke up.
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Dec 3, 2023 05:07
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Got to lick the bowl after I was done mixing tuna and mayo for my sandwich.
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Dec 3, 2023 07:13
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super sweet best pal posted:Got to lick the bowl after I was done mixing tuna and mayo for my sandwich. PAY THE TAX
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Dec 3, 2023 10:08
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Screamed at me for breakfast. Ate his breakfast too fast. Threw up on the rug. Why is it always the rug?
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Dec 4, 2023 18:31
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That rug really ties the barf together
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Dec 4, 2023 19:28
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I found putting a paper plate under the cat so they throw up on that worked well enough that my cat now aims for paper plates. Do not eat food on a paper plate they are for cat pukes only around here, well not unless you want the cat to run up to you in a panic and throw up. Maybe this will work for you, my goal was just make cleanup easier that time never train him or else I would have done like a paper towel or something, but at the time I had a lot of paper plates and no dishwasher. The first challenge is getting the cat not to run away as you go near them while they are hacking something up.
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Dec 4, 2023 19:47
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floors all wood, cat always runs to the rug to barf
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Dec 5, 2023 09:14
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Claw/claw/bite for 1d2-1 damage.
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Dec 5, 2023 10:09
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Thrown up right next to her own food bowl. At 6am. Guarded the towels by sleeping on them. Head-butted a wooden pantry door because it took more than 3 seconds to put food in her bowl. Walked away from the bowl without eating. Diagnosis: Cat.
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I woke up to her snuggled in my arms. She looked up at me, mewed, slow blinked and then stretched… and caught her claw on my eyelid. And then I had to go put antibiotic eye drops in immediately. Thanks Pazuzu. She is going to get her claws trimmed this evening. HellOnEarth fucked around with this message at 20:01 on Dec 5, 2023 |
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Dec 5, 2023 19:58
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Took a poo poo so stinky I had to light three candles to not gag. Dunno how a 7lb cat can make such a big smell.
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Dec 5, 2023 20:21
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Christmas came early for us, in the form of a 10 week old kitten who made the mistake of wandering into our yard after he was most likely dumped. He's a pretty good ornament, but he keeps attacking the disembodied Santa head. How are we to send a warning to other santas to stay away if he keeps trying to eat it? Oh Goergeous George, you did make 2023 so much better for all of us.
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Dec 5, 2023 20:30
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Gorgeous George indeed!
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Dec 5, 2023 20:35
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MakaVillian posted:Gorgeous George indeed!
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Dec 6, 2023 07:37
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 Miss Tilly is sleeping on a present under the tree
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Dec 6, 2023 07:38
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Sat still for just long enough me to snip off a bad fur tangle he had under his arm.
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Dec 6, 2023 08:12
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Charles Bukowski posted:Sat still for just long enough me to snip off a bad fur tangle he had under his arm. Good boy.
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Dec 6, 2023 16:47
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Roundup Ready posted:Took a poo poo so stinky I had to light three candles to not gag. Dunno how a 7lb cat can make such a big smell. Might want to get that checked. Our old cat's poo poo smelled foul when her bowels started to fail.
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Dec 6, 2023 17:42
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Vakal posted:Might want to get that checked. Our old cat's poo poo smelled foul when her bowels started to fail. Our cat's shits turned nuclear when he got diabetes.
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Dec 6, 2023 17:51
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just loving walked all over me for like 20 minutes in bed purring, occasionally trilling, and then walking over me, laying down for 60 seconds, then walking all over me some more.
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Dec 6, 2023 18:44
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Vakal posted:Might want to get that checked. Our old cat's poo poo smelled foul when her bowels started to fail. She's old as hell, but was just at the vet recently and all her blood work and urine tests came back clean. Thanks for the concern though!  Edit: oh yeah, and we brought them a Tupperware with a turd for testing as well. That was fun.
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Aw, her little nose/lip freckles 
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