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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

steinrokkan posted:

Ok, ok, there are in fact three acceptable pours for any beer that's worth drinking


Now I know you're just making a joke, but I'm still pissed off about accusing me of being English.

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Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
milky beer

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
All three of those glasses should have been distilled into neutral grain spirits. For drinking

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.
Milk stouts can be nice if you're into that sort of thing

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!
there was one of these "here's how you're supposed to pour beer" videos where the guy just does a 100% foam pour and lets it settle and then explains how the carbonation takes away from the taste so you need to get rid of it

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
No one should be pouring worse beer than Hillary Rodham Clinton.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Air Skwirl posted:

Now I know you're just making a joke, but I'm still pissed off about accusing me of being English.

People have been killed for less than implying this is a joking matter
https://praguemorning.cz/the-czech-beer-connoisseurs-manual/

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

steinrokkan posted:

People have been killed for less than implying this is a joking matter
https://praguemorning.cz/the-czech-beer-connoisseurs-manual/

this is what started the 30 years' war

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Defenestration was invented by Dracula to get rid of the carbon dioxide in the persons blood probably

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

Defenestration was invented by Dracula to get rid of the carbon dioxide in the persons blood probably

Pretty sure it was invented in Prague not Transylvania.

Hippocrass
Aug 18, 2015

That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Air Skwirl posted:

Pretty sure it was invented in Prague not Transylvania.

Vlad was on vacation.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Mauser posted:

this is what started the 30 years' war

Czech yourself before you wrzech yourself

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Azhais posted:

The sort of psychopath that would put his bed and dresser in that formation would have a camera for just about anything

Might have been experimenting with feng shui and wanted to see if anyone would gently caress with their vibes.

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
Feng shui so powerful it pulled his roommate like a loving blackhole

Tagra
Apr 7, 2006

If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.


Azhais posted:

The sort of psychopath that would put his bed and dresser in that formation would have a camera for just about anything

I sort of assumed they were doing some renovations and moving poo poo around to get at the walls, hence the roommate crawling around in the attic or other overhead space where they are vulnerable to falling through the ceiling.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

steinrokkan posted:

Ok, ok, there are in fact three acceptable pours for the various beer that's worth drinking


Which one of those is a flat white? I always get them mixed up.

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden
Do you have to drink the 99% head poured beer with a straw? Lol

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


holtemon posted:

Do you have to drink the 99% head poured beer with a straw? Lol

It's this new thing the kids are doing called a pub facial, you toss it all the way back, poke eyeholes in the foam, and snort the foam around your nose.

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating

steinrokkan posted:

Ok, ok, there are in fact three acceptable pours for the various beer that's worth drinking


A pint of latte please lad

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Only the first is acceptable but the rest are explained here pretty well:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuU_lMAIwbQ

King Carnivore
Dec 17, 2007

Graveyard Disciple
Those foam pours are also usually cheaper as well

Hippocrass
Aug 18, 2015

That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

King Carnivore posted:

Those foam pours are also usually cheaper as well

A smaller amount of beer usually costs less than a larger amount, yes.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



https://i.imgur.com/leuH8ZA.mp4

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

mobby_6kl posted:

Only the first is acceptable but the rest are explained here pretty well:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuU_lMAIwbQ

That doesn't really explain much of why that exists, only that it exists.

Hippocrass
Aug 18, 2015

That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Can't walk there mate!

Salami Surgeon
Jan 21, 2001

Don't close. Don't close.


Nap Ghost

Hyperlynx posted:

That doesn't really explain much of why that exists, only that it exists.

I saw it on a video somewhere that it's like a mocktail so you could go out and socialize but not have to really drink

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Hyperlynx posted:

That doesn't really explain much of why that exists, only that it exists.

There's a nice pub in Parson's Green that can do pints like this, and god help me they are quite pleasant. Especially if the bartender is enthusiastic about it and gives you the milk pours for free

King Carnivore
Dec 17, 2007

Graveyard Disciple

Hippocrass posted:

A smaller amount of beer usually costs less than a larger amount, yes.

It might perhaps be new information to the people for whom this is an alien concept... In the Czech Republic it’s normal for there to be three prices: for a normal pour, ~50% foam and ~90% foam.

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Hyperlynx posted:

That doesn't really explain much of why that exists, only that it exists.

Did you miss all the parts about how it tastes different depending on how it's poured?

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Salami Surgeon posted:

I saw it on a video somewhere that it's like a mocktail so you could go out and socialize but not have to really drink

How the gently caress do you socialize sober?

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Air Skwirl posted:

How the gently caress do you socialize sober?

Nobody said sober, just no alcohol.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Air Skwirl posted:

Why the gently caress do you socialize sober?

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

The General posted:

Did you miss all the parts about how it tastes different depending on how it's poured?

No, I got that, but that's about all they said.

But how did it come about? What kind of beer is it, that has those properties? Do you specifically need to design your beer to have pleasant tasting foam, or will anything do? Does it depend on the style of beer? Is the experience of drinking mostly foam actually any good, if you're not from there and used to it? How do foreigners react to czech foambeer? How many drinks do people there typically have in an evening? Do people knock back foam all evening?

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Guessing since it's a roommate situation it's to make sure no one fucks with his stuff or steals it.
He needed to make sure his roommate kept on the level.

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


Air Skwirl posted:

How the gently caress do you socialize ?

das hipster
Mar 7, 2005

https://i.imgur.com/VELTvfG.mp4

Be nice to pigeons, and Jimmy Beaks

ChthonicMasturbatr
Sep 29, 2021

born on a mountain
live in a cave
hugging and tugging
is all that i crave
Justice for Jimmy Beaks

Project M.A.M.I.L.
Apr 30, 2007

Older, balder, fatter...

Can't lark there mate

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat

das hipster posted:

https://i.imgur.com/VELTvfG.mp4

Be nice to pigeons, and Jimmy Beaks

beaked again!

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

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