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(Thread IKs: slave to my cravings)
 
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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

I've never posted the one time I roasted Ian and got 3000 likes

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sleppy
Dec 25, 2008

https://twitter.com/JUSTcatmeme/status/1731870515566874877

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

YOUR MOTHER IS CHINESE

majour333
Mar 2, 2005

Mouthfart.
Fun Shoe
"I'm trying to get in touch with my insurance company about my speech impediment but I keep getting connected to this misogynistic dane cook knockoff!"

Sunk Dunk
Apr 14, 2021
Anyone else think toilets are too low to the ground

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
i will never go back after getting an elongated bowl comfort height toilet

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
this is the one I have, the one piece design makes it way easier to clean

https://www.kohler.com/en/products/...0?skuId=78080-0

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAo9afZvyvw
lmao

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

I want to be able to swing my legs when I poop like I'm in a highchair

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
Perched like a gargoyle

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

But have you considered whether the child murdered by the driver of that truck was riding an oversized bike?!?! Children riding oversized bikes are the scourge of our roadways!!
I didn't realize comfort height meant the highest it will go, I thought it would be a lower one so you could squat your rear end down. Big mistake!

My ideal toilet would be a medieval garderobe directed over the property line. Let that poo poo be someone else's problem!

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Dokapon Findom posted:

I didn't realize comfort height meant the highest it will go, I thought it would be a lower one so you could squat your rear end down. Big mistake!

My ideal toilet would be a medieval garderobe directed over the property line. Let that poo poo be someone else's problem!

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

seven inches is standard? this is very disconcerting

Pharmaskittle
Dec 17, 2007

arf arf put the money in the fuckin bag

Do people who notice a difference with those have something wrong with their assholes or what, because I've used one and it feels the same

right arm
Oct 30, 2011

i say swears online posted:

seven inches is standard? this is very disconcerting

Lol

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

But have you considered whether the child murdered by the driver of that truck was riding an oversized bike?!?! Children riding oversized bikes are the scourge of our roadways!!
I feel like the pinnacle of a biological human after taking the perfect poo poo

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjf9JZqJiC8

holefoods
Jan 10, 2022

Pharmaskittle posted:

Do people who notice a difference with those have something wrong with their assholes or what, because I've used one and it feels the same

I tried one and didn’t notice anything different, either. I guess cool if it does work for some people!

Sunk Dunk
Apr 14, 2021
well, we're bombing syria again............GOOD!

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
What’s the deal with stav being fat

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
waiting for Kramer to comment on Nick's channel

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

[stav's dad voice] until you pin me, stav, orthodox christmas is not over

holefoods
Jan 10, 2022

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS posted:

waiting for Kramer to comment on Nick's channel

lmfao

holefoods
Jan 10, 2022

slave to my cravings posted:

What’s the deal with stav being fat

what’s the deal with squirters?

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

what's the deal with airline food? it's delicious

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

slave to my cravings posted:

What’s the deal with stav being fat

his parents had trouble having kids so when he showed up they doted on him too much so he has big emotions tied up with eating food and being Mommy's Good Boy

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
Stav joining forces with Jerry does not seem good

moist turtleneck fucked around with this message at 05:44 on Dec 6, 2023

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

https://clips.twitch.tv/EasyElatedCookieAsianGlow-qvBtzjDt_w4hlV8Z

holefoods
Jan 10, 2022

really though what do you think you have to pay to get jerry’s social media manager to leave a comment

emptyrave
May 13, 2022

Nick is pulling a Kanye and changing the whole special like it's a live service???

emptyrave
May 13, 2022

The beginning was different (4th time watching my best friends special), so I went to the 50 minute mark and it was completely new. How am I supposed to be gay with my dad if I don't even know the jokes?

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

britishbornandbread posted:

Special was good fun, but why has Nick intentionally grown his hair out to make himself look as ridiculous as possible.

Williamsburg.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Stavros does seem like a George type guy. Just a bald annoying loser that somehow keeps winning

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

moist turtleneck posted:

Stav joining forces with Jerry does not seem good

Comedians In Cars Trying To Get Coffee But The Car Can't Get Out Of The Parking Garage Because It's Too Heavy On One Side

Honest Thief
Jan 11, 2009
Comedians trying to get into car

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan
Comedians In Cars getting Candy

Cached Money
Apr 11, 2010

moist turtleneck posted:

Stav joining forces with Jerry does not seem good

"Are there any 17 year old girls in the audience?"

Charles Ingalls
Jan 31, 2021
comedians in cars getting dialysis

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
Comedians On E-Assist Bikes Getting Some drat Korean BBQ

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slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
Comedians in cars getting in fights with their dads

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