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tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

Kitfox88 posted:

I deposited a check at the credit union I use last night and the dumbass ad serving screen by the ATM flashed up "president biden reiterates that hamas terrorists sexually assaulted israeli hostages"

like straight from "silly facts! there's a Popeye statue in whatever town, state!" to "atrocity propaganda!"

:kstare:

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Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?


it was some dumbass article title from NBC News or such so presumably they just flash news from the NBC aggregation system in between ad serves, but god drat if it didn't make me sigh and want to vandalize the screen

John Charity Spring
Nov 4, 2009

SCREEEEE

Kitfox88 posted:

it was some dumbass article title from NBC News or such so presumably they just flash news from the NBC aggregation system in between ad serves, but god drat if it didn't make me sigh and want to vandalize the screen

I was in Germany in October and all the ATMs and ubahn ticket machines had a GERMANY STANDS WITH ISRAEL AGAINST TERROR splash screen lol

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Joint statement from Human Rights Watch and Amnesty International in Beirut, main takeaways:

- In several Israeli strikes on south lebanon: no evidence there were any military in the area.
- The killing of journalists in the south was deliberate and targeted and constitutes a war crime.

Both been confirmed by a joint investigation from the two organizations.

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
israel having a normal one

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The Israeli Foreign Minister considers Guterres' mandate a "threat to world peace"... Article

the tweet says

"Guterres’ tenure is a danger to world peace.
His request to activate Article 99 and the call for a cease fire in Gaza constitutes support of the Hamas terrorist organization and an endorsement of the murder of the elderly, the abduction of babies and the rape of women.
Anyone who supports world peace must support the liberation of Gaza from Hamas"

https://twitter.com/ajarabic/status/1732682608755003643?s=46&t=kY7HKwmb1RBg9U186lxtbg

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Clip-On Fedora posted:

Haven't they already taken out some highly predatory loans?

Asking for those loans to be repaid is anti semetic. Maybe. At least that's one angle to consider with regards to a good wriggle out.

Ah heck who are we kidding. The USA will cover the bill in full.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
the UN is declaring Article 99 when it should really be using Order 66

Dongicus
Jun 12, 2015

gradenko_2000 posted:

the UN is declaring Article 99 when it should really be using Order 66

soy

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
Incredibly, Al-Shifaa hospital is still operating but without electricity to treat however they can in the alleys around it, and refugees are gathering there now that the israelis have withdrawn from it

==================================

https://www.aljazeera.net/news/live...%86%D8%B7%D9%86

Ministry of Health in Gaza: There is no electricity in the Shifa complex and it is crowded with displaced people

Assistant Undersecretary of the Ministry of Health in Gaza to Al Jazeera:

Al-Shifa Medical Complex does not yet have electricity, and it has been filled with thousands of displaced people.
Restarting hospitals is facing great difficulties with fuel shortages.
We opened two health care centers in the alleys to meet health needs.
We need medical teams and all types of medical devices to provide our services.

Sancho Banana
Aug 4, 2023

Not to be confused with meat.
"A survey by the "Maccabi" health organization found: 31% of Israelis reported feeling a change in their health for the worse due to the war, 48% reported a worsening mental state, 36% reported that they gained weight and 63% testified that they suffer from sleeping problems"

https://twitter.com/kann_news/status/1732700222428467207?t=_rtKqzhz8aXbJMcUm7N9rw&s=19

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Sancho Banana posted:

"A survey by the "Maccabi" health organization found: 31% of Israelis reported feeling a change in their health for the worse due to the war, 48% reported a worsening mental state, 36% reported that they gained weight and 63% testified that they suffer from sleeping problems"

https://twitter.com/kann_news/status/1732700222428467207?t=_rtKqzhz8aXbJMcUm7N9rw&s=19

yea supporting genocide might be deleterious to the mental health of people who aren't pure psychopaths. who knew

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Full support to the hamas Psychic squadron in their Havana wave bombardments

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 20 days!)

Israel needs to get a fuckin grip.

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
haha sure thing granpa netanyahu now follow me to your nursing home and wear this diaper also lol they seem to think Sinwars house means anything? do they think the key card to shadow moses is in there?

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Urgent | Spokesman for the Israeli Prime Minister: The war in Gaza can be ended on two conditions: the release of all the kidnapped people and the surrender of Hamas.

Urgent | Israeli government spokesman: Our forces advance in southern Gaza and surround the house of Sinwar, who was responsible for the October 7 massacre.

https://twitter.com/AJA_Egypt/status/1732692517345177834?s=20


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Al-Saqr has issued a correction as of 11:44 on Dec 7, 2023

Sancho Banana
Aug 4, 2023

Not to be confused with meat.

Al-Saqr posted:

haha sure thing granpa netanyahu now follow me to your nursing home and wear this diaper

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Urgent | Spokesman for the Israeli Prime Minister: The war in Gaza can be ended on two conditions: the release of all the kidnapped people and the surrender of Hamas.

https://twitter.com/AJA_Egypt/status/1732692517345177834?s=20

If you replace the "and" with "or" this isn't entirely inaccurate. The only two ways that this war could end that would allow Israel to, at the very least, minimize its losses and humiliation is if Hamas surrenders (not gonna happen) or if the hostages are all released through an exchange deal that would probably involve a lasting ceasefire.

Instead, Netanyahu and his band of morons are gonna kill the hostages and lose the war completely unless the Americans force them to cut the bullshit.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 20 days!)

the Israeli lobby is joining their power rings together to form one big lobby to come up with more lurid fantasies about 10/7.

“Fox News posted:


The five leading groups, the American Jewish Committee (AJC), the Jewish Federations of North America (JFNA), the Anti-Defamation League (ADL), the American Israel Public Affairs Committee (AIPAC) and the Conference of Presidents of Major American Jewish Organizations, call The 10/7 Project a "new centralized communications operation" meant to "promote continued U.S. bipartisan support for Israel by working to ensure more complete and accurate information about the Israel-Hamas war in real time for policymakers and the American public," according to its press release Tuesday.


https://fxtwitter.com/foxnews/status/1732711554032836659?s=46&t=UyfxoSAUKW7QZlR_GhkuYA

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
With your powers combined we are a BUNCH OF loving LIARS

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 20 days!)

Al-Saqr posted:

haha sure thing granpa netanyahu now follow me to your nursing home and wear this diaper also lol they seem to think Sinwars house means anything? do they think the key card to shadow moses is in there?

didn’t they blow up Sinwar’s house in October?

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

didn’t they blow up Sinwar’s house in October?

that was ismail haniyyeh and they killed one of his kids too sadly.

Sancho Banana
Aug 4, 2023

Not to be confused with meat.
Sinwar's home is another entry in the long list of areas the IDF has reported that they've "besieged" since the invasion started, which is never followed up by "we've successfully secured this area" so it would be very funny if the pattern continues and they fail to conquer this one house.

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

Sancho Banana posted:

Sinwar's home is another entry in the long list of areas the IDF has reported that they've "besieged" since the invasion started, which is never followed up by "we've successfully secured this area" so it would be very funny if the pattern continues and they fail to conquer this one house.

I mean I'm sure they're gonna reach it and take a couple photos but it will mean nothing militarily or politically.

remember, israel can 'be' somewhere, but they will never be able to 'secure' it.

Toxoplasmid
May 18, 2004

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sponge_bomb

During initial testing of these bombs, the liquid emulsion was found to be hazardous to work with when mishandled – some Israeli soldiers lost their eyesight

lmao

KomradeX
Oct 29, 2011

Sancho Banana posted:

Sinwar's home is another entry in the long list of areas the IDF has reported that they've "besieged" since the invasion started, which is never followed up by "we've successfully secured this area" so it would be very funny if the pattern continues and they fail to conquer this one house.

Pavel's House finally has a competitor

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

KomradeX posted:

Pavel's House finally has a competitor

not to be a party pooper but sinwars house isnt going to be fortified its gonna be empty and if they reach there they'll find nothing, take a photo and then not notice the booby trap right underneath them that blows up.

Sancho Banana
Aug 4, 2023

Not to be confused with meat.

Toxoplasmid posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sponge_bomb

During initial testing of these bombs, the liquid emulsion was found to be hazardous to work with when mishandled – some Israeli soldiers lost their eyesight

lmao

I wonder if the IDF tried using these at some point in the current war and hosed it up in some truly Loony Tunes rear end ways.

Dancer
May 23, 2011

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*

Toxoplasmid posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sponge_bomb

During initial testing of these bombs, the liquid emulsion was found to be hazardous to work with when mishandled – some Israeli soldiers lost their eyesight

lmao

sponge bomb blind glance!
sponge bomb blind glance!

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

Sancho Banana posted:

I wonder if the IDF tried using these at some point in the current war and hosed it up in some truly Loony Tunes rear end ways.



this is me when the parents try to get me to stop playing darktide and go outside and do chores.

they havent succeeded.

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

Toxoplasmid posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sponge_bomb

During initial testing of these bombs, the liquid emulsion was found to be hazardous to work with when mishandled – some Israeli soldiers lost their eyesight

lmao

huh that might explain the aljazeera report that came out today that upwards of 100 israeli soldiers have been rendered permanently blind from the war:-

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About 100 Israeli soldiers were seriously injured in their eyes due to not using protective glasses during the battles waged by the occupation army in the Gaza Strip, according to what the official media reported yesterday evening, Wednesday.

https://www.aljazeera.net/news/2023...%8A%D9%84%D9%8A

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
Syrian refugee children in lebanon sing a song in solidarity for palestine :unsmith:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrlxJBLHx6c

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
This is such a stupid FPS weapon, like "We're in the middle of a badass firefight, Field Marshal Vile GoJoe is gonna take the sponge bomb and plant it in the tunnel to cut off their spawn point!" It only makes sense if you assume Hamas has a single tunnel exit in the area, and they really really need it, right that moment, and they cant wait until the IDF leave (at which point you just carve out the foam)

literally the only use I can think of for it is "we're getting our asses kicked so hard in the tunnels that we need a dedicated Insta-Wall bag to block off chasing us" which is honestly very honest of the designers kudos

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
Sponge bomb and Spiderman: America's national heroes

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
Even the cats loving hate them

https://twitter.com/fatimah_j_/status/1732488011865354458?s=20

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Al-Saqr posted:

huh that might explain the aljazeera report that came out today that upwards of 100 israeli soldiers have been rendered permanently blind from the war:-

============================================================

About 100 Israeli soldiers were seriously injured in their eyes due to not using protective glasses during the battles waged by the occupation army in the Gaza Strip, according to what the official media reported yesterday evening, Wednesday.

https://www.aljazeera.net/news/2023...%8A%D9%84%D9%8A

Another bible-caliber plague befalls the idf in addition to making GBS threads their own self uncontrollably

Sancho Banana
Aug 4, 2023

Not to be confused with meat.
I really want to know how many more stupid loving cartoon weapons they've come up with to try and deal with the tunnels, especially after the big scare in 2014, including the stuff that hit the cutting room floor. There must be folders full of some absolutely baffling designs sitting somewhere in the IDF's archives gathering dust.

HazCat
May 4, 2009

Al-Saqr posted:

Syrian refugee children in lebanon sing a song in solidarity for palestine :unsmith:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrlxJBLHx6c

lmao I was gonna ask you for English lyrics for this and then the chorus kicked in and I was like 'hey wait I listen to this song on my trip home from work every day'.

This is the version I've been listening to (which has English lyrics for any other filthy monolinguals itt who might appreciate them).

E: to add some more music. The whole world stands with Palestine.

An Phailistín by Sharon Shannon (Irish) - first link is to a version with English subtitles, second to the artist
Free Palestina by Ismo (Dutch) - English lyrics in the video description
Palestina by Don Daris (Serbian)
Free Palestine by Essam (English)
Ya Falastini by Muad + Firas (Arabic + English)

Beyond the bombs and the tanks
And the sounds of the planes
Therein lies a Palestine
That is free

HazCat has issued a correction as of 14:14 on Dec 7, 2023

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 20 days!)

https://fxtwitter.com/drkarimwafa/status/1732718347001672103?s=46&t=UyfxoSAUKW7QZlR_GhkuYA

hubris.height
Jan 6, 2005

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VoicesCanBe
Jul 1, 2023

"Cóż, wygląda na to, że zostaliśmy łaskawie oszczędzeni trudu decydowania o własnym losie. Jakże uprzejme z ich strony, że przearanżowali Europę bez kłopotu naszego zdania!"
Feeling even more disgusted than usual after yesterday where the US put forth a new round of atrocity propaganda.

Every alleged Hamas atrocity on October 7th that the US or Israel claims needs to be put into context- that context being that they're trying to build a case for why it is good and/or necessary for Israel to commit genocide.

VoicesCanBe has issued a correction as of 14:18 on Dec 7, 2023

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