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Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF



Lamar is sick again???

Ravens by 40

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CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Hot Diggity! posted:

oh lol that was written by Tyler Dunne, very good chance it's fake

He's the same guy that wrote that Fat Mike was getting massages instead of attending team meetings as coach for the Packers

All very funny stuff that I choose to believe is real but is completely unsubstantiated

Apparently Sean confirmed it happened which lol

King Hong Kong
Nov 6, 2009

For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

Pete Carroll rushes into the building to inform Sean McDermott it was the fact that jet fuel couldn’t melt steel beams.

Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009

I'll wait for the next era

Hot Diggity! posted:

oh lol that was written by Tyler Dunne, very good chance it's fake

He's the same guy that wrote that Fat Mike was getting massages instead of attending team meetings as coach for the Packers

All very funny stuff that I choose to believe is real but is completely unsubstantiated

https://twitter.com/kfitz134/status/1732871458068566024?t=cEF-xlYK9AWaAkudsNGT6A&s=19

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Why won't Sean McDermott explain why he made every member of that team recite the Shahada and demanded they read a compiled works of Mohamed Atta

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Someone needs to ask Belichick about this and see if he'll go off on a 15 minute tangent about the failings of the tactics of the Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine in the late 60's.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



I want to hear Jonathan Gannon extol the virtues of the Shining Path.

How John Harbaugh's hatred of analytics caused him to find common ground with the Khmer Rouge

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Kalli posted:

I want to hear Jonathan Gannon extol the virtues of the Shining Path.

How John Harbaugh's hatred of analytics caused him to find common ground with the Khmer Rouge

Andy Reid won his super bowls thanks to the the Chicago School of economics

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Who wouldn't sign up for Dan Campbell's Martyrs Bridgade?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Lmfao so it wasn’t a Twitter joke?

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever









issuing correction on a previous motivational speech of mine, regarding the terror group Al-Qaeda. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"

Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Kalli posted:

I want to hear Jonathan Gannon extol the virtues of the Shining Path.

How John Harbaugh's hatred of analytics caused him to find common ground with the Khmer Rouge

Kyle Shanahan on the evolution of IRA tactics, and how Christian McCaffery is a human car bomb

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
If he really wanted to do some weird 9/11 analogy just do some awkward thing about the United 93 passengers using teamwork. He didn’t haven’t to hand it to Al Qaeda.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Ravens drafted a cousin(?) of one of the 9/11 hijackers

Sorry his father was convicted in relation to the 1993 wtc bombing. I had that a bit twisted in my head.

sharknado slashfic fucked around with this message at 23:40 on Dec 7, 2023

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

McDermott, watching the "WAS IT OVER WHEN THE GERMANS BOMBED PEARL HARBOR???" speech from Animal House and scribbling furiously in his notebook

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://twitter.com/dril/status/831805955402776576?lang=en

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Pete, Pete, could you expand more on how Geno Smith's career resurgence reminds you of General Butt Naked's successful career as a a preacher after the First Liberian Civil War?

Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.
Sean McVay sits his team down to watch a movie about the importance of sticking together

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sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Kalli posted:

Pete, Pete, could you expand more on how Geno Smith's career resurgence reminds you of General Butt Naked's successful career as a a preacher after the First Liberian Civil War?

I remember seeing that guy in a documentary and it took me like 5 minutes to be convinced that yes he was real and this was serious

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

sharknado slashfic posted:

I remember seeing that guy in a documentary and it took me like 5 minutes to be convinced that yes he was real and this was serious

...you created his Wikipedia page before you posted this didn't you. I don't believe he's real :colbert:

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
Please probe all afce coward posters until they decide to be loving adults and sit at the table with us in GDT topics

Sunday Morning
Apr 7, 2007

Easy
Smellrose

Asproigerosis posted:

Please probe all afce coward posters until they decide to be loving adults and sit at the table with us in GDT topics

WalletBeef
Jun 11, 2005

Eagerly awaiting sicko ball later. Go Pats!

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Every single person has bet the under on tonight's game, so I bet ref ball will take over and make this a 23-16 affair.

Anyway, back to thinking about the Tamil Tigers and Aun ShinRikyo

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Lmfao I love the NFL

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

Asproigerosis posted:

Please probe all afce coward posters until they decide to be loving adults and sit at the table with us in GDT topics

agree, lock that thread until the game is over

Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009

I'll wait for the next era
So the Bills are really letting Von Miller play this week, huh? Some posters tried to say he'd be cut, but uh...

Sunday Morning
Apr 7, 2007

Easy
Smellrose
Luckily for Bills fans Von most likely won't do anything notable, so we don't need to confront those awkward cheering for the DVP like he's the MVP moments that Dophins fans so often get faced with.

Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009

I'll wait for the next era
B-b-but I read all those puff pieces about how the Bills cut a punter because they'd never tolerate such a thing! And how the locker room was shattered until they got rid of him, because they were all so disgusted. Surely nothing is different now, though?

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Asproigerosis posted:

Please probe all afce coward posters until they decide to be loving adults and sit at the table with us in GDT topics

You son of a bitch

epic bacon
Sep 19, 2022

Asproigerosis posted:

Please probe all afce coward posters until they decide to be loving adults and sit at the table with us in GDT topics

this is a slur against my people

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

I can't be the only one who thinks if the 9/11 hijackers wanted to they could put together a football team and dominate the NFL

Traxis
Jul 2, 2006

Harlock posted:

I can't be the only one who thinks if the 9/11 hijackers wanted to they could put together a football team and dominate the NFL

https://twitter.com/T_Rozzay3/status/64889433505284096

epic bacon
Sep 19, 2022

unrelated to anything this popped up on my youtube and i thought you guys might enjoy the highlights of this game betwen Dan Marino & Randall Cunningham in 1990. two very different guys who loved to throw the most beautiful loving passes ever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAMsCLXVIiU

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

FAT32 SHAMER posted:

I’m pretty sure peacock is free, especially if you’re an xfinity customer

Big if true

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

Lifespan posted:

They actually took away the free account thing last summer and I stopped watching Peacock then. But then I logged in to my account a couple of weeks ago and it looks like they brought it back, but you have to manually opt in and setup a new account. I wouldn't pay for the service, but yeah, Poker Face is great.

Dang

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

When I heard Sean McDermott talked about terrorism as a team work example I thought surely he was talking about some cool guy mission like when they shot bin laden or something but it was much funnier.

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


BlindSite posted:

When I heard Sean McDermott talked about terrorism as a team work example I thought surely he was talking about some cool guy mission like when they shot bin laden or something but it was much funnier.

i mean, the 9/11 hijackers did something difficult. the zero dark thirty dudes already knew where he was, the iss had given him up, the compound was practically undefended and all but one person they killed was unarmed, he was on dialysis, and they still managed to gently caress up and lose a helicopter, and ultimately the war , too. which to be fair is all a pretty good metaphor for how the bills lost to the steelers, jets, and patriots but it's not very inspiring

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/1732931129622106590

lol the kicker and the owner's family

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BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

DeimosRising posted:

i mean, the 9/11 hijackers did something difficult. the zero dark thirty dudes already knew where he was, the iss had given him up, the compound was practically undefended and all but one person they killed was unarmed, he was on dialysis, and they still managed to gently caress up and lose a helicopter, and ultimately the war , too. which to be fair is all a pretty good metaphor for how the bills lost to the steelers, jets, and patriots but it's not very inspiring

More my thinking was what McDermott tried to use to fire up his dudes than the actual story.

I didn't think when I saw the headline he would have used hijackers as an example of team work but I mean... theyre kinda a pretty good example.

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