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Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Well yeah, no, the bland original taste is gonna be bland. It's salt.



Now this kinda bad boy, I desperately miss

drat, I forgot about these. I liked the honey mustard ones.

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Roundup Ready
Mar 10, 2004

ACCIDENTAL SHIT POSTER


Dunno about the jalapeno, but the honey mustard are still around. I don't get them because I'll eat them all, and that's like a week of fats and sodium

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

I just want the rye chips.

/e: oh, I guess that's a Gardetto's thing.

stringless has a new favorite as of 18:20 on Dec 7, 2023

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Best oily/salty/savoury snack food I have ever had is Lithuanian garlic bread, aka kepta duona.
It's bits of dark rye bread/pumpernickel fried until crunchy, then rubbed with garlic and sprinkled with a little salt.

Pookah has a new favorite as of 18:42 on Dec 7, 2023

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



speaking of bagels and chips, there was this one brand of garlic bagel chips i used to loving love that i think has died off entirely, and i'm sad for it

they were full size too, you'd get some as big as a cd, they were great

First of May
May 1, 2017
🎵 Bring your favorite lady, or at least your favorite lay! 🎵


RIP Emperor Norton San Francisco Style Sourdough Snacks (Ranch Flavor)

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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Pookah posted:

Best oily/salty/savoury snack food I have ever had is Lithuanian garlic bread, aka kepta duona.
It's bits of dark rye bread/pumpernickel fried until crunchy, then rubbed with garlic and sprinkled with a little salt.

There's some confusingly disparate photos on google image search for that.

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Brawnfire posted:

There's some confusingly disparate photos on google image search for that.

Wow, yeah, I see what you mean. The stuff I had was very simple - just crunchy strips of dark brown, oily, garlicky, caraway seedy deliciousness.
I think a lot of the pictures have cheese as well?
I can see that working pretty well.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Regardless, I'd eat them all. I loving love pumpernickel.

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Brawnfire posted:

Regardless, I'd eat them all. I loving love pumpernickel.

You should definitely get/make some then. I love pumpernickel too, and this is like, supercharged pumpernickel.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
the honey mustard pretzel fragments kick rear end.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Is this the same company that had a vagina flavored chip a few years back?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


uber_stoat posted:

the honey mustard pretzel fragments kick rear end.



I call this dish Jesus's little accident.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

CzarChasm posted:

Is this the same company that had a vagina flavored chip a few years back?
They also have a hemp + jalapeno flavor

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
So they're the Jones Soda of potato chips

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Well yeah, no, the bland original taste is gonna be bland. It's salt.



Now this kinda bad boy, I desperately miss

I use these things as an inflation index. Times are tough :(

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

The Moon Monster posted:

I use these things as an inflation index. Times are tough :(

they're trying to charge me 6bux for a bag of fritos these days. crazy.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Pookah posted:

Best oily/salty/savoury snack food I have ever had is Lithuanian garlic bread, aka kepta duona.
It's bits of dark rye bread/pumpernickel fried until crunchy, then rubbed with garlic and sprinkled with a little salt.
loving yes, please! I'm Lithuanian by heritage and even though I had not heard of this before today, it spoke straight to my soul. :stwoon:

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
It works with any crusty/ rustic style of bread, fyi.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Embrace eating croutons out of the bag as a snack imo

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Explains why my mom's homemade fried croutons are always the best croutons.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
croutons are the original chip, enjoy them by the fistfull.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
croutons are french you sickos, it's what you do when your baguette is stale enough that a quick run through the sink won't soften it

you may notice this in them being called croutons and not some nonsense english word that means salvaged stale bread, and plus they don't need loving cheese to taste good what the hell Lithuania? why you making such lovely bread?

Edgar Allen Ho has a new favorite as of 23:29 on Dec 7, 2023

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Hirayuki posted:

Explains why my mom's homemade fried croutons are always the best croutons.

when I was a kid on vacation once we went to a restaurant and they were out of croutons so the chef had just taken old bread and fried it right before serving and it absolutely blew my mind

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

AARD VARKMAN posted:

Embrace eating croutons out of the bag as a snack imo

Have absolutely done this

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
eating a big bowl of croutons and fried onions. mmm salad.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Edgar Allen Ho posted:

and plus they don't need loving cheese to taste good what the hell Lithuania? why you making such lovely bread?

I will eat garlic parmesan croutons until my teeth shatter

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

uber_stoat posted:

eating a big bowl of croutons and fried onions. mmm salad.

With cheese, ranch, bacon, and black olives

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.
I can not buy or make fried onions because I will eat all the fried onions.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.
If you can open one of these and not empty it in under a day you are a stronger person than I.

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Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Edgar Allen Ho posted:

croutons are french you sickos, it's what you do when your baguette is stale enough that a quick run through the sink won't soften it

you may notice this in them being called croutons and not some nonsense english word that means salvaged stale bread, and plus they don't need loving cheese to taste good what the hell Lithuania? why you making such lovely bread?

Settle down, Beavis.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Desert Bus posted:

I can not buy or make fried onions because I will eat all the fried onions.

I made koshari a few weeks ago and my god, I need someone to swat my hands away from the fried onions because I will inhale them before everything else is cooked.

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

https://twitter.com/KxngSpade/status/1732847708870680831

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002


Please keep posting content from the nazi platform

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

the sentence is death.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Not sure what it says about me that my mind immediately just started judging that guy for the Walmart brand frozen roasted garlic

Make food in an airplane bathroom for the tiktok views, sure, go for it, but Great Value? You can't roast your own fresh garlic in the airplane bathroom? Disgusting, my man

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Desert Bus posted:

If you can open one of these and not empty it in under a day you are a stronger person than I.



My first time I got stoned I was at my friend's apartment and went through all their cabinets, desperate for something munchy. They were the type that only ever ate take-out so I don't know why they even had the things, but I just started chowing down on them. I think one of them said something like "we were hoping to use those for a casserole" and I laughed so hard I choked and said "yeah loving right". Whoops.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Not sure what it says about me that my mind immediately just started judging that guy for the Walmart brand frozen roasted garlic

Make food in an airplane bathroom for the tiktok views, sure, go for it, but Great Value? You can't roast your own fresh garlic in the airplane bathroom? Disgusting, my man

It's roasted garlic flavored instant mashed potato product you idiot

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SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

It does make sense as a way to bring some garlic and salt to season the shrimp as well as providing a nice starch, but also drat is airplane cooking just going to be a genre of video now?

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