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Endless Mike posted:It's Luann, it doesn't matter Hard disagree. It’s Luann so I bet she lied about it, Bernice finds out, and makes a big stink over nothing.
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riderchop posted:lol here we go Congrats on the marriage! riderchop posted:On The Fastrack Thinking about that dril tweet about how you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them". What tattoos??? Holbrook, you lazy hack. riderchop posted:Safe Havens Any reminder of that stupid Mars storyline and how DNA Wizard completely hosed up a planet just upsets me. Medenmath posted:Imagine the atmosphere in a company where the CEO puts a portrait of themselves in every room Hah, yeah. The poo poo Kell did are the sort of things the CEO from Fastrack would also try and pull. There's really no functional difference between how Kell and R.L.'s companies function, except that Kell smiles and says 'please' and 'thank you' when sending her minions out to murder innocents.
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riderchop posted:lol here we go Congrats, riderchop!
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Medenmath posted:
So like.... the military? I had Trump staring over my shoulder constantly for 4 years.
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Medenmath posted:"Have I no say in the matter?" asks a familiar voice. Your parents are Val and Aleta. No, kid, you haven't a say. Ever.
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Congrats newlywedchop!  Bizarro  The Family Circus  Slylock Fox  A study in canine contrast: "unkempt but happy" vs. "outwardly composed but with a distinct sadness about the eyes, as if from an awareness of life's fundamental emptiness". Flash Gordon  The story continues to move along at a good energetic pace. Just imagine how long a similar plot point would take if it happened in Rex Morgan, Mary Worth, or even The Phantom.
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Thank you everyone for the good wishes, I wish Mark Trail was half as good as the new Flash GordonHuxley posted:A+J yeah riderchop fucked around with this message at 19:24 on Dec 8, 2023 |
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Wishing riderchop's union to be all the Arlo and Janis and none of the Amos and Edda (which I'm still not posting). You'll notice I didn't wish you a Ted and Sally Forth. Well...  Mutts  Santa's Victory Christmas (December 8, 1942)  Welcome, children! To the land where labor laws don't exist! The shop steward is embedded in an iceberg if you have any questions. Skippy (December 2, 1935)  Peanuts (December 10, 1976)  Crankshaft  In the tradition of TomBat sometimes missing the mark by inches, it's the name Winkerbean that Ed Crankshaft has an issue with.  Rip Haywire  Li'l Abner (April 22-24, 1935)    Thimble Theater (July 12, 1940)  Out Our Way (July 5-7, 1943)  Thanks Gary Cooper playing him in a movie a few years before, WW1 Medal of Honor winner Sgt. Alvin York had a little bit of currency in '43.  
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Literally a joke from the classic era of The Simpsons.
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I AM GRANDO posted:Literally a joke from the classic era of The Simpsons. I’ve done with with prep H. Boy I’m glad I always apply it to a piece of paper instead of with the application tip.
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Powered Descent posted:Congrats newlywedchop! Flash still wouldn't have found that dude that fought Ming yet
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Sally Forth's Mom storyline sure does suck so I hope they finally have a good cathartic yell at each other and agree to sever, leaving everybody elated from the sheer relief. Jucika "426 - Jucika's Home Concert"  "427 - Jucika's Easter"  Something something Easter tradition, spray women with water, results may vary. Doomykins fucked around with this message at 22:52 on Dec 8, 2023 |
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Doomykins posted:"427 - Jucika's Easter" get his rear end
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Kennel posted:Dustin That's the loving point of getting the tracker you soulless poo poo.
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goatface posted:That's the loving point of getting the tracker you soulless poo poo. Yeah it has real "laughing at fat people at the gym" vibe.
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riderchop posted:lol here we go Congratulations! I wish you many decades of happiness Luann  Yuck. Congrats to the goon or goons who predicted this stupid "twist." Gil Thorp  Home Free 
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Julet Esqu posted:
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Julet Esqu posted:Luann Pickles  Hagar the Horrible  Zits 
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Congrats, riderchop! God drat, Luann sucks. Retail   Popcom  
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Murdstone posted:
That's correct. "there's someone looking for Kit" --> "must be a Chinese assassin" --> "We found this skull ring on the body." --> "Crap, uh I mean how mysterious. Oh well, let's go start a line of hereditary freedom fighters. Totally new idea I just thought up."
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Giant Ethicist posted:We Are Reproducing Classic Yoshida!
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riderchop posted:lol here we go Julet Esqu posted:Luann  F MInus  Mark Trail  Mary Worth  Those are supposed to be, I assume, 'bad' things. The Phantom  Pooch Cafe  Rex Morgan MD  Andertoons  Apartment 3-G 
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Giant Ethicist posted:We Are Reproducing Uh... are unwed mothers in Japan just totally cool? Also I tots forget if the father is still in the picture at all I dont recall a breakup scene.
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I'm... *pretty* sure they're still together? He's just a complete non-entity when he isn't actively on panel. And even when he is, tbh. That seems a really weird joke to make, but I'm not a parent, so 
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Murdstone posted:The Phantom Is it just me or has Savarna de-aged by a good 20 years or so? Suddenly she's gone from murder-milf to a coed at Lost Woods U.
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Our Boarding House, featuring a good old-fashioned regicide for the holiday play. (December 4-6, 1924)   Out Our Way: The School Ma'am Saga (December 6, 1924)  Toonerville Folks (February 16-18, 1922; modesty curtain for Aunt Eppie)  ONE OF THOSE TIMES-- When a young lady could murder her small brother.   Dok's Clipped-Wings Duck (January 8, 1915)  Little Lefty (July 20-22, 1939)    And back to 1924 for one more thing before we go.  Some people see advertising. Others see opportunities.  Do what you must.
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Doomykins posted:good lord how do they always find further bottom to the barrel for making Luann so boring and unlikeable "You did something interesting?" "No, but imagine if I did!" And she gave her spot to her dad, too. Imagine actively choosing to be less cool than your own dad lmao. Murdstone posted:Mary Worth It's  why Moy thinks we're supposed to root for Keith. Guy's this close to giving a MAGA-rear end rant, and he's already being territorial over his ex-girlfriend (and after only one date, no less)
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Renegotiate Your Contracts. You Can Also Probably Can't Get A Gas Range Installed In The Burrow Because A Gas Leak Would Be Hilariously Catastrophic, But You Might Get Electric.        There Goes Mr. Skin Flint, There Goes Mr. Greed 
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Crab Dad posted:Uh... are unwed mothers in Japan just totally cool? Also I tots forget if the father is still in the picture at all I dont recall a breakup scene. the father is still in the picture and unwed mothers are not cool, but uchida has a fairly provocative sense of humour so she acts like an unwed mother to prank people
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hey btw I went to look if anything for this foob story got updated for 2023 (nothing did), and found this she really did this dude
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