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Escape From Noise posted:Did you know the lead singer of Manowar was in a pretty goofy proto punk band called The Dictators? this is extremely my jam (also i love manowar shut up  )
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Dec 8, 2023 16:26
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Ruby Gloom posted:this is extremely my jam (also i love manowar shut up Dictators are good poo poo.
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Dec 8, 2023 16:27
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fartknocker posted:Always go with Iron Maiden. 100000% Ruby Gloom posted:i think the consensus says iron maiden wins then Jfc being a woman sounds loving exhausting
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Dec 8, 2023 16:32
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Escape From Noise posted:Did you know the lead singer of Manowar was in a pretty goofy proto punk band called The Dictators? Now that's rock and roll! As an aside, I was a music journalist for a few years back in the 90's, and went to CBGB's several times in that role. And my gosh, I can't recall a scarier bathroom in all the clubs I went to. You had to go way in the back, then down this long narrow set of steep stairs into the basement, and I recall there being no doors on any of the bathrooms, and you're just down there in the dank where no one can hear or see you..... felt dangerous on multiple levels.
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Dec 8, 2023 16:33
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TIP posted:we're just talking the sausage Yes. By sausage i mean the entirety of TIP Ugh this is anothe bad joke. I feel like im off my game, gonna take a mulligan on today
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Dec 8, 2023 16:35
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fartknocker posted:gently caress with them and go with deep cuts and b-sides that you’d have to be a turbo need (Like me) to know or remember, stuff like Sea of Madness, Reach Out, Gates of Tomorrow, or Massacre. Dude Dude Cmere  
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Dec 8, 2023 16:37
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redshirt posted:Does anyone like Iron Maiden, or is it just the cool Eddie posters? Why not both?
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Dec 8, 2023 16:37
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:100000% sometimes you get to emotionally devastate men by being like "oh your favourite guitarist ever yeah i saw him live... i also have the pick he played with.. no you cannot see it" that's kinda fun
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Dec 8, 2023 16:39
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Ruby Gloom posted:sometimes you get to emotionally devastate men by being like "oh your favourite guitarist ever yeah i saw him live... i also have the pick he played with.. no you cannot see it" Heh
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Dec 8, 2023 17:19
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Ruby Gloom posted:"creg looked at himself in the meeeeeeeerrrr while drinking some seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerp" This is exactly how the hill people in western Washington state talk. Ask me how I know!?
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Dec 8, 2023 17:25
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Literally A Person posted:This is exactly how the hill people in western Washington state talk. Ask me how I know!? WAKE UP 5KPT, SOME NEW LAP LORE IS DROPPIN'
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Dec 8, 2023 17:28
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Literally A Person posted:This is exactly how the hill people in western Washington state talk. Ask me how I know!? Because you live on the accursed land and pack a functioning toilet?
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Dec 8, 2023 17:36
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Escape From Noise posted:Because you live on the accursed land and pack a functioning toilet? Used to. Now I'm a more civilized type of redneck.
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Dec 8, 2023 17:39
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Literally A Person posted:Used to. That means the functioning toilet is indoors
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Dec 8, 2023 17:40
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Literally A Person posted:Used to. So you figured out how to store jogs of water to help you flush your digested chitlins and gopher gravy down the pipes that lead into the river?
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Dec 8, 2023 17:41
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I am firmly in redneck land. When I have to do business "in town", I have a redneck outfit I wear to blend in. Also keep an orange cap on the dash of my truck, as that's one of the signs that "I'm a redneck too".
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Dec 8, 2023 17:42
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Escape From Noise posted:So you figured out how to store jogs of water to help you flush your digested chitlins and gopher gravy down the pipes that lead into the river? ....yes.
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Dec 8, 2023 17:44
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I am learning so much in the 5kpt today
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Dec 8, 2023 17:44
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As always the 5KPT is the most educational thread in the SA forums and possibly on the entire internet.
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Dec 8, 2023 17:51
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:As always the 5KPT is the most educational thread in the SA forums and possibly on the entire internet. BAGS, I feel empowered because ive been standing out like a sore thumb, but now orange hat and BOOM good to go. And having indoor plumbing and being a skater does not preclude one from being a redneck subset. Even a minute ago, Mrs. Beer told me, unprovoked, that being gay and Portuguese is not incompatible. Good to know!
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Dec 8, 2023 18:01
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Today is turning out ACES
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Dec 8, 2023 18:02
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:BAGS, I feel empowered because ive been standing out like a sore thumb, but now orange hat and BOOM good to go. And having indoor plumbing and being a skater does not preclude one from being a redneck subset. portugays
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Dec 8, 2023 18:05
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:BAGS, I feel empowered because ive been standing out like a sore thumb, but now orange hat and BOOM good to go. And having indoor plumbing and being a skater does not preclude one from being a redneck subset. Beat up work shirt, camo hat (for wearing, the orange hat is for the truck), beat up work pants, poo poo kickin boots. Make eye contact, head nod, don't say much....
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Dec 8, 2023 18:13
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 this is my friday 
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Dec 8, 2023 18:20
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redshirt posted:I am firmly in redneck land. When I have to do business "in town", I have a redneck outfit I wear to blend in.  this is stunningly accurate When I go to visit my mom in Ocala, which is very much redneck/rural area, I always feel a bit out of place and I know it’s cause how I dress. Just different cuts of jeans (I’m a Levi’s 541 man) and tshirts make a huge difference.
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Dec 8, 2023 18:22
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when I go up north / camping, I stick out like a sore thumb. the beard doesn't look fashy enough to click for most people
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Dec 8, 2023 18:24
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I dress like a washed up rapper/tourist in Bermuda. I get the looks. But now that I shave the sides of my head so my BIG rear end scar is visible people seem nicer.
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Dec 8, 2023 18:29
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Having a big scar across my dome is something I am totally owning in my 30's
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Dec 8, 2023 18:30
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redshirt posted:I am firmly in redneck land. When I have to do business "in town", I have a redneck outfit I wear to blend in. what percentage of the people around you do you think are also doing this
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Dec 8, 2023 19:46
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Just out for our company Xmas party and have learned from one of our book keepers, who owns a horse, that there is a lady who gets paid to clean horse dicks. Not any other part of the horse, she's a dick specialist. It's £50 a dick and it takes her 5 minutes. Not only that but business is good enough that there are two *competing* horse dick cleaning ladies.
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Dec 8, 2023 19:51
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ReelBigLizard posted:Just out for our company Xmas party and have learned from one of our book keepers, who owns a horse, that there is a lady who gets paid to clean horse dicks.  also what is your current tie status?
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Dec 8, 2023 20:14
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I’ll do it for £45
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Dec 8, 2023 20:21
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ReelBigLizard posted:Just out for our company Xmas party and have learned from one of our book keepers, who owns a horse, that there is a lady who gets paid to clean horse dicks. One of them Mike Pence in a wig
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Dec 8, 2023 20:37
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ReelBigLizard posted:Just out for our company Xmas party and have learned from one of our book keepers, who owns a horse, that there is a lady who gets paid to clean horse dicks. *At party So, what do you do for work?
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Dec 8, 2023 20:38
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Visions of Valerie posted:what percentage of the people around you do you think are also doing this 5% tops. And some of them are too dandy in their LL Bean high end "redneck" wear
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Dec 8, 2023 20:39
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redshirt posted:*At party he's the islands largest manufacturer of dirty horse dicks
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Dec 8, 2023 20:40
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ReelBigLizard posted:Just out for our company Xmas party and have learned from one of our book keepers, who owns a horse, that there is a lady who gets paid to clean horse dicks. There is an entire world of possibilities out there that I never even considered 
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Dec 8, 2023 20:57
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Figured out how the rats were getting in on lunch I think, gonna spend some time tomorrow verifying that I'm right cuz man I don't want those fuckers in my garage
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Dec 8, 2023 20:58
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I don’t want to know what course of events leads sometime to a career in cleaning horse dicks for $50  funbux each 
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Dec 8, 2023 21:04
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redshirt posted:*At party My wife and I (mostly wife) run our own regulatory compliance consultancy. We have 4 employees. The two bookkeepers are an external company we contract but also good friends so we invited them out too and also a friend who invested. It seems pretty boring from the outside but it can get very interesting when you, for example, find out one of your clients customers was possibly implicated in the case of the murder of a British businessman in China (turned out the individual was cleared in the end). Or when it turns out your client somehow has a previously unreported Zambian goldmine they didn't know they had and you need to do an investigation to find out who the gently caress signed the business on without a risk assessment. Had a beautiful meal in one of Britain's best rated Chinese restaurants. Currently on Daiquiris and white Russians at the local dive tiki bar.
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Dec 8, 2023 21:10
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