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xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Ohtani to the Jays is probably the coolest option that isn't My Team so I hope the rumors are legit

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bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

xbilkis posted:

Ohtani to the Jays is probably the coolest option that isn't My Team so I hope the rumors are legit
I agree with most of this post

MaoistBanker
Sep 11, 2001

For Sound Financial Pranning!
https://x.com/jessespector/status/1733211064274153828?s=20

duomo
Oct 9, 2007




Soiled Meat
Maybe it's true this time unlike the lie on the scoreboard three months ago. Can't wait to see how awful a deal the state has made to give little Angelos development rights to all the state-owned property around the stadium!

https://twitter.com/NathanSRuiz/status/1733207331960160432

AlbertFlasher
Feb 14, 2006

Hulk Hogan and the Wrestling Boot Band

lol

Gerblederp
Dec 4, 2009


Can’t argue with that

TwoHeadedDeer
Nov 24, 2020

I will be made a new creature, one bright day
ohtani to the jays would rule because I'd get to watch him way more

MaoistBanker
Sep 11, 2001

For Sound Financial Pranning!
Ohtani gonna learn a lot about the Canadian sporting press very soon.

https://x.com/salimvalji/status/1733214364038303924?s=20

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
https://twitter.com/Montreal_Expos/status/1733143959445111249

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

I knew it

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Maybe....maybe he's going to Toronto to decline their offer in person

MaoistBanker
Sep 11, 2001

For Sound Financial Pranning!
At the end of the day Toronto is just a gigantic version of that small town in Iowa where there are rumors that Taylor Swift was spotted at a mall or a gas station off the interstate so I love that all work in the city has stopped until this situation resolves itself.

bees x1000
Jun 11, 2020

somebody ask Geddy if he's heard anything

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Ohtani is a new world man

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

https://twitter.com/ecto_fun/status/1733188823075409946?s=20

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

He's the fourth best DH.

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007

Monathin posted:

I've straight up told a friend of mine if Cleveland signs any of the Big Three FAs this offseason (Ohtani/Yamamoto/Bellinger) that he gets one no-questions-asked Embarrassing Punishment to inflict on me. I'm that confident in the Antonellis' cheapness.

Oh believe me, I'd have a loving heart attack if they actually paid anyone, let alone any of those 3. I can dream though...

MaoistBanker
Sep 11, 2001

For Sound Financial Pranning!
https://x.com/BrFlores1999/status/1733220496156868706?s=20

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

zoux posted:

He's the fourth best DH.
bold of you to post something so wrong



(21-23 stats as DH)

Or if you prefer at all positions from players who are primarily a DH:

Starsfan
Sep 29, 2007

This is what happens when you disrespect Cam Neely
When does the plane land? I wanna make it to the airport in time

AlbertFlasher
Feb 14, 2006

Hulk Hogan and the Wrestling Boot Band
Ohtani plane is landing in 1 hour.

MaoistBanker
Sep 11, 2001

For Sound Financial Pranning!

Starsfan posted:

When does the plane land? I wanna make it to the airport in time

https://www.flightradar24.com/N616RH/33251c37

Gorman Thomas
Jul 24, 2007
This is my 9/11 :qq:

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

I hope that flight lands to a swarm of reporters and just a couple pilots get off, looking confused.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

bawfuls posted:

I hope that flight lands to a swarm of reporters and just a couple pilots get off, looking confused.

Even better if it's a gaggle of Japanese press

MaoistBanker
Sep 11, 2001

For Sound Financial Pranning!

bawfuls posted:

I hope that flight lands to a swarm of reporters and just a couple pilots get off, looking confused.

There will be helicopter telephoto zoom coverage of the landing, guaranteed.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
It's Anthony Rendon

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

:perfect:

Splint Chesthair
Dec 27, 2004


bawfuls posted:

I hope that flight lands to a swarm of reporters and just a couple pilots get off, looking confused.

Weird Al Yankovic is on that plane.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Popete posted:

It's Anthony Rendon

I was already working on that joke but now you've Bruised my Shin

MaoistBanker
Sep 11, 2001

For Sound Financial Pranning!
Rumored amount is $550 mil, though I don't know if that's CDN or USD lol

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

MaoistBanker posted:

Rumored amount is $550 mil, though I don't know if that's CDN or USD lol

loving Arte

I told you to pay the man a billion dollars. How loving hard is it

Starsfan
Sep 29, 2007

This is what happens when you disrespect Cam Neely
The airplane is approaching the border. 6,500 people are tracking it

**Looks like flight SWR8T traveling from Zurich to Chicago is moving to intercept the Ohtani plane, I'll keep everyone posted on updates

Starsfan fucked around with this message at 22:01 on Dec 8, 2023

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

It's the Japanese Beatle...of baseball

MaoistBanker
Sep 11, 2001

For Sound Financial Pranning!
Wow, he's on the plane
https://x.com/jonmorosi/status/1733230365685236099?s=20

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


Ohtani has an opportunity to do the funniest thing imaginable right now.

MaoistBanker
Sep 11, 2001

For Sound Financial Pranning!
Cant wait for the notoriously private Ohtani to see an armada of helicopters and reporters greeting his arrival.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

He just wants to contemplate his decision while taking in the great vistas available from the CN tower

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

I have prepared a statement. Please leave the room if this will offend you

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Starsfan
Sep 29, 2007

This is what happens when you disrespect Cam Neely

MaoistBanker posted:

Cant wait for the notoriously private Ohtani to see an armada of helicopters and reporters greeting his arrival.

would honestly not surprise me if the Torontonians break down the security fence at the airport and swarm the airplane after it lands

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