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Craptacular!
Jul 9, 2001

Fuck the DH
Watch it's all just Boras reps spreading rumors that Ohtani has already signed somewhere so people will jump on his guys right now.

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BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Red posted:

No, this is the funniest baseball day ever

https://twitter.com/uhhOwenn/status/1733233403833602131

love thinking about being a tall japanese guy at the airport right now.

Good Dog
Oct 16, 2008

Who threw this cat at me?
Clapping Larry
It's 2:22pm in socal, Ohtani is probably asleep.

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits
Picturing what's going on right now in bars across Toronto.

MaoistBanker
Sep 11, 2001

For Sound Financial Pranning!
https://x.com/MichaelBaumann/status/1733249500301369351?s=20

Zisky posted:

Picturing what's going on right now in bars across Toronto.

Same thing that happens every evening, a bunch of overpaid assholes avoiding their wives and families.

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

https://twitter.com/bnicholsonsmith/status/1733250780918841416

Wtf I was made promises

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001


I'm going to become the Joker

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
It's me



I'm shohei ohtani

MaoistBanker
Sep 11, 2001

For Sound Financial Pranning!
Whether its baseball or hockey free agents, congrats Tronnah you scared off another one

Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
If Ohtani is just going to DH this year I want him in Colorado for one year to rack up the dingers and really get paid next year.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

https://twitter.com/shodoingthings/status/1481439252462329857?s=20

MaoistBanker
Sep 11, 2001

For Sound Financial Pranning!
https://x.com/AHBSeaborn/status/1733250915430195410?s=20

BOOB VERIFIED
https://x.com/JonHeyman/status/1733252006670684292?s=20

AlbertFlasher
Feb 14, 2006

Hulk Hogan and the Wrestling Boot Band

lol

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
https://twitter.com/JonHeyman/status/1733252854284963866

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
Wtf is happening

Starsfan
Sep 29, 2007

This is what happens when you disrespect Cam Neely
If Ohtani were in Toronto the media 100% would have run him down by now. Toronto made to be the fool once again

Monathin
Sep 1, 2011

?????????
?

mdemone posted:

Wait I've just realized that I live 90 miles from Toronto

Stage 5: Acceptance

mdemone posted:

I'm going to become the Joker

Stage 6: Anger 2

Craptacular!
Jul 9, 2001

Fuck the DH
Another year, another case of arson.

Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.


Craptacular! posted:

Another year, another case of arson.

Arson around?

MaoistBanker
Sep 11, 2001

For Sound Financial Pranning!
We need a supercut of all the Ohtani plane watch tweets with audio of Gilbert Gottfried progressively laughing harder and louder.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

What if he sent the plane to test Toronto's opsec

MaoistBanker
Sep 11, 2001

For Sound Financial Pranning!

mdemone posted:

What if he sent the plane to test Toronto's opsec

And Morosi helped.

https://x.com/catherinetinker/status/1733249533511975415?s=20

live with fruit
Aug 15, 2010
Technically, Morosi didn't say Ohtani was in Toronto. He said he was en route to Toronto today. Maybe his flight's not till later.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


feel like if these reporters just got back on the same page they could still say he's on the plane and I would go back to being happy.

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

Perhaps he took a stop at the duty free

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

BWV posted:

feel like if these reporters just got back on the same page they could still say he's on the plane and I would go back to being happy.

Oh shut up I just got fake-executed, that's a war crime

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
I was so excited and now I’m so sad

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

LonesomeCrowdedWest posted:

I was so excited and now I’m so sad

Welcome to Cubsposting.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Red posted:

Anthony Rendon will play a full season again one day, I know it

Once Ohtani is gone Rendon is going to put up MVP numbers again just to irk Angels fans when it has them in the basement again because no Ohtani

AlbertFlasher
Feb 14, 2006

Hulk Hogan and the Wrestling Boot Band

LonesomeCrowdedWest posted:

I was so excited and now I’m so sad

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
This all a deep scheme by the masters of the NWO a secretive group based out of Chicago who are using Ohtani rumors to sow chaos and discord before announcing his signing with the Cubs.

They are called the Lou Malnati

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits
Lol, lmao

https://twitter.com/ryangabriele12/status/1733257623422615873?t=GVMWRlXVmMuw35_Z6dKzYQ&s=19

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
Are any of the betting apps taking Ohtani action? I don't see anything on Draft Kings or Fan Duel.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
lol owned

rickiep00h
Aug 16, 2010

BATDANCE


Popete posted:

This all a deep scheme by the masters of the NWO a secretive group based out of Chicago who are using Ohtani rumors to sow chaos and discord before announcing his signing with the Cubs.

They are called the Lou Malnati

Spouse works for Lou's in IT. There's no way they could pull it off, I assure you. It's hard enough to get a menu change to make it to all departments and then go out to all the stores. If there's something super-secret going on, we'd all know by now.

That said, Mark Malnati DOES personally test the tomatoes for quality and the tomatoes come from... California...???? OHTANI CHICAGO CONFIRMED???

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
he's going to just stay in anaheim because he already has an apartment and knows the walk to the stadium, book it

MaoistBanker
Sep 11, 2001

For Sound Financial Pranning!
https://x.com/Devin_Heroux/status/1733258718966337871?s=20

Tony Phillips
Feb 9, 2006
Kelly comics CHAOS ha ha YES! dot jpg

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks

Finally. He's cool but he's also hurt 50% of the time and the Cardinals have very publicly tanked his trade value so I expect their 30th best prospect as the return.

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Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits

Whoever called that it was some exec coming back from Disneyland with his family, take a bow.

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