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Watch it's all just Boras reps spreading rumors that Ohtani has already signed somewhere so people will jump on his guys right now.
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# ? Dec 8, 2023 23:22 |
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Red posted:No, this is the funniest baseball day ever love thinking about being a tall japanese guy at the airport right now.
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# ? Dec 8, 2023 23:22 |
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It's 2:22pm in socal, Ohtani is probably asleep.
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# ? Dec 8, 2023 23:23 |
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Picturing what's going on right now in bars across Toronto.
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# ? Dec 8, 2023 23:23 |
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https://x.com/MichaelBaumann/status/1733249500301369351?s=20Zisky posted:Picturing what's going on right now in bars across Toronto. Same thing that happens every evening, a bunch of overpaid assholes avoiding their wives and families.
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# ? Dec 8, 2023 23:23 |
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https://twitter.com/bnicholsonsmith/status/1733250780918841416 Wtf I was made promises
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# ? Dec 8, 2023 23:25 |
Darude - Adam Sandstorm posted:https://twitter.com/bnicholsonsmith/status/1733250780918841416 I'm going to become the Joker
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# ? Dec 8, 2023 23:26 |
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It's me I'm shohei ohtani
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# ? Dec 8, 2023 23:27 |
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Whether its baseball or hockey free agents, congrats Tronnah you scared off another one
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# ? Dec 8, 2023 23:28 |
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If Ohtani is just going to DH this year I want him in Colorado for one year to rack up the dingers and really get paid next year.
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# ? Dec 8, 2023 23:28 |
https://twitter.com/shodoingthings/status/1481439252462329857?s=20
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# ? Dec 8, 2023 23:29 |
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https://x.com/AHBSeaborn/status/1733250915430195410?s=20 BOOB VERIFIED https://x.com/JonHeyman/status/1733252006670684292?s=20
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# ? Dec 8, 2023 23:30 |
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lol
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# ? Dec 8, 2023 23:30 |
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https://twitter.com/JonHeyman/status/1733252854284963866
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# ? Dec 8, 2023 23:31 |
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Wtf is happening
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# ? Dec 8, 2023 23:33 |
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If Ohtani were in Toronto the media 100% would have run him down by now. Toronto made to be the fool once again
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# ? Dec 8, 2023 23:33 |
mdemone posted:Wait I've just realized that I live 90 miles from Toronto Stage 5: Acceptance mdemone posted:I'm going to become the Joker Stage 6: Anger 2
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# ? Dec 8, 2023 23:34 |
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Another year, another case of arson.
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# ? Dec 8, 2023 23:37 |
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Craptacular! posted:Another year, another case of arson. Arson around?
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# ? Dec 8, 2023 23:37 |
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We need a supercut of all the Ohtani plane watch tweets with audio of Gilbert Gottfried progressively laughing harder and louder.
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# ? Dec 8, 2023 23:38 |
What if he sent the plane to test Toronto's opsec
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# ? Dec 8, 2023 23:39 |
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mdemone posted:What if he sent the plane to test Toronto's opsec And Morosi helped. https://x.com/catherinetinker/status/1733249533511975415?s=20
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# ? Dec 8, 2023 23:40 |
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Technically, Morosi didn't say Ohtani was in Toronto. He said he was en route to Toronto today. Maybe his flight's not till later.
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# ? Dec 8, 2023 23:42 |
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feel like if these reporters just got back on the same page they could still say he's on the plane and I would go back to being happy.
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# ? Dec 8, 2023 23:42 |
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Perhaps he took a stop at the duty free
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# ? Dec 8, 2023 23:43 |
BWV posted:feel like if these reporters just got back on the same page they could still say he's on the plane and I would go back to being happy. Oh shut up I just got fake-executed, that's a war crime
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# ? Dec 8, 2023 23:43 |
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I was so excited and now I’m so sad
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# ? Dec 8, 2023 23:49 |
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LonesomeCrowdedWest posted:I was so excited and now I’m so sad Welcome to Cubsposting.
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# ? Dec 8, 2023 23:49 |
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Red posted:Anthony Rendon will play a full season again one day, I know it Once Ohtani is gone Rendon is going to put up MVP numbers again just to irk Angels fans when it has them in the basement again because no Ohtani
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# ? Dec 8, 2023 23:49 |
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LonesomeCrowdedWest posted:I was so excited and now I’m so sad
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# ? Dec 8, 2023 23:50 |
This all a deep scheme by the masters of the NWO a secretive group based out of Chicago who are using Ohtani rumors to sow chaos and discord before announcing his signing with the Cubs. They are called the Lou Malnati
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# ? Dec 8, 2023 23:51 |
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Lol, lmao https://twitter.com/ryangabriele12/status/1733257623422615873?t=GVMWRlXVmMuw35_Z6dKzYQ&s=19
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# ? Dec 8, 2023 23:52 |
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Are any of the betting apps taking Ohtani action? I don't see anything on Draft Kings or Fan Duel.
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# ? Dec 8, 2023 23:53 |
lol owned
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# ? Dec 8, 2023 23:53 |
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Popete posted:This all a deep scheme by the masters of the NWO a secretive group based out of Chicago who are using Ohtani rumors to sow chaos and discord before announcing his signing with the Cubs. Spouse works for Lou's in IT. There's no way they could pull it off, I assure you. It's hard enough to get a menu change to make it to all departments and then go out to all the stores. If there's something super-secret going on, we'd all know by now. That said, Mark Malnati DOES personally test the tomatoes for quality and the tomatoes come from... California...???? OHTANI CHICAGO CONFIRMED???
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# ? Dec 8, 2023 23:54 |
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he's going to just stay in anaheim because he already has an apartment and knows the walk to the stadium, book it
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# ? Dec 8, 2023 23:55 |
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https://x.com/Devin_Heroux/status/1733258718966337871?s=20
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# ? Dec 8, 2023 23:55 |
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Kelly comics CHAOS ha ha YES! dot jpg
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# ? Dec 8, 2023 23:57 |
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Finally. He's cool but he's also hurt 50% of the time and the Cardinals have very publicly tanked his trade value so I expect their 30th best prospect as the return.
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# ? Dec 8, 2023 23:57 |
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Whoever called that it was some exec coming back from Disneyland with his family, take a bow.
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# ? Dec 8, 2023 23:58 |