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it is only logical to never speak about michael burnham to anyone ever again.
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i mean wasnt what happened to discovery listed as classified in starfleet?
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Dec 8, 2023 19:10
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mailorder bees posted:i mean wasnt what happened to discovery listed as classified in starfleet? Enough to classify the entire life existence of Ambassador Sarek's adopted human child?
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Dec 8, 2023 19:12
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Mushroom space was cool but it was real annoying about it being perfectly reliable and close to safe and the torture thing was pretty weird. If they treated it like fluidic space, something weird that happened a couple of times and is really alien, that'd be cool. Maybe a short arc, half-season at most. End with it being the thing that saves the day but at terrible cost and then we don't have to go back to it every episode
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Dec 8, 2023 19:20
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maybeadracula posted:Enough to classify the entire life existence of Ambassador Sarek's adopted human child? It was almost exactly like that Simpsons episode with the big revelations about Principal Skinner, where in the end the judge declared that everything would be just like it was before, and no one would ever mention any of this again under penalty of torture.
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if you blab about spock's secret sister, you're punished by being assigned to an oberth class
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In “crazy hallucinations” talk. I had a bizarre rear end dream last night where the crew of Voyager, Wesley, and the Movie era TOS crew teamed up to fly around the TV version of the TOS enterprise to fight an evil super DS9 the Cardassians has built that was like 3 DS9s glued together. For some reason Uhura was wearing a face veil the entire time.
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galagazombie posted:In “crazy hallucinations” talk. I had a bizarre rear end dream last night where the crew of Voyager, Wesley, and the Movie era TOS crew teamed up to fly around the TV version of the TOS enterprise to fight an evil super DS9 the Cardassians has built that was like 3 DS9s glued together. For some reason Uhura was wearing a face veil the entire time. Sounds rad af
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mailorder bees posted:if you blab about spock's secret sister, you're punished by being assigned to an oberth class That reminds me, I realized a couple of days ago that an Oberth is what happens when you try to use a hamburger bun on a hot dog.
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galagazombie posted:In “crazy hallucinations” talk. I had a bizarre rear end dream last night where the crew of Voyager, Wesley, and the Movie era TOS crew teamed up to fly around the TV version of the TOS enterprise to fight an evil super DS9 the Cardassians has built that was like 3 DS9s glued together. For some reason Uhura was wearing a face veil the entire time. Star Trek: Legacy (season 1)
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Dec 8, 2023 22:33
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Is Cerritos just a rinky dink average small city in CA and that's the joke in LD or is there more to it?
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Big rear end On Fire posted:Is Cerritos just a rinky dink average small city in CA and that's the joke in LD or is there more to it? Yes, it's Mike McMahan's hometown and it's a city-sized car lot with houses scattered between the dealerships that most people assume is just a suburb of LA. The joke is that for a class of starships named after Californian cities, an already bottom of the barrel naming niche, a ship named after Cerritos, CA is REALLY scraping the deepest nook of the lowest part of that barrel.
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Big rear end On Fire posted:Is Cerritos just a rinky dink average small city in CA and that's the joke in LD or is there more to it? All of the cali class ships are named after cities in california. USS Alhambra (NCC-75256) USS Anaheim USS Burbank USS Carlsbad (NCC-73110) USS Cerritos (NCC-75567) USS Culver City USS Eureka (NCC-74543) USS Fresno USS Inglewood USS Merced (NCC-87075) USS Mount Shasta USS Oakland (NCC-75012) USS Pacific Palisades USS Redding USS Riverside USS Rubidoux (NCC-12109) (Destroyed) USS Sacramento USS San Clemente USS San Diego USS San Jose USS Santa Monica USS Sherman Oaks USS Solvang (NCC-12101) (Destroyed) USS Vacaville (NCC-72707) USS Vallejo USS West Covina
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nine-gear crow posted:Yes, it's Mike McMahan's hometown and it's a city-sized car lot with houses scattered between the dealerships that most people assume is just a suburb of LA. The joke is that for a class of starships named after Californian cities, an already bottom of the barrel naming niche, a ship named after Cerritos, CA is REALLY scraping the deepest nook of the lowest part of that barrel. He’s from Chicago, but he heard the ubiquitous Cerritos Auto Square car dealership jingle on the radio as he was driving around LA and that’s what inspired the name Cerritos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Opw9lDxHkeo
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Look when you’ve built over 75,000 starships you’re gonna have to find names for them SOMEwhere. I bet there’s an entire class of Klingon ships named after lovely little towns on Qo’nos where like only 5 guys ever died in honorable combat.
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Endless Trash posted:He’s from Chicago, but he heard the ubiquitous Cerritos Auto Square car dealership jingle on the radio as he was driving around LA and that’s what inspired the name Cerritos Oh, so HE'S the dipshit from Chicago. It all makes sense now.
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Presumably the Alabama-class starships have a USS Mobile, my hometown. I expect it's a glorified tow truck, bringing ships back to drydock after the helmsman got drunk and spun out to hard
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Apollodorus posted:Look when you’ve built over 75,000 starships you’re gonna have to find names for them SOMEwhere. This is how you get ships named after brands of peanut butter and other random bullshit. You better believe every bird species already has a ship named after them. Want to see the USS Eurostopodus diabolicus (Diabolical Nightjar/Satanic Nightjar) dr_rat fucked around with this message at 23:28 on Dec 8, 2023 |
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I imagine the Federation naming a bunch of ships after things on alien worlds as well, even enemy or hostile factions. I'm an ensign on the USS Borg Collective. No yeah, it's sorta weird, my mom got green-lasered to death at Wolf 359 but I guess it would be kind of bigoted to exclude them from the nomenclature. It's outreach, you know?
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Dec 8, 2023 23:41
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Captain we’re getting a distress call from the USS Buffy the Vampire Slayer
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USS Prolapsed Sphincter
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Endless Trash posted:Captain we’re getting a distress call from the USS Buffy the Vampire Slayer The USS Billy Carter is moving to help
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Sir, there's another starship coming in! ...It's the USS Paul Manafort! 
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I mean, you've basically described the occupants of the average space instance in Star Trek Online. Except with at least one James T K1rk of the USS Enterprice
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Tigey posted:I mean, you've basically described the occupants of the average space instance in Star Trek Online. Given that it's an MMO I suspect that it's flooded with all manner of USS Google Pickle Rick, USS 9/11 Was An Inside Job, USS #hitlerwasright, and USS RON PAUL 2012s ad infinitum.
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i kinda want to sign up to cruise around in the USS Kirk Johnson
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galagazombie posted:In “crazy hallucinations” talk. I had a bizarre rear end dream last night where the crew of Voyager, Wesley, and the Movie era TOS crew teamed up to fly around the TV version of the TOS enterprise to fight an evil super DS9 the Cardassians has built that was like 3 DS9s glued together. For some reason Uhura was wearing a face veil the entire time. 
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STAR TREK: Posted to the USS GBS
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awkwardly asking the captain if they have stairs in their house
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MikeJF posted:That's another hosed up production artifact. Fuller wanted to tell a TOS story, then they dumped him and replaced him and the new producers didn't really care about that but they were stuck with the setting and telling someone else's story. Fuller's version would have likely been a lot more TOS-compatible and done stuff with the era. Wow, I've never seen that before. I'm amazed at how little work it takes to make the excellent original design look like total garbage.
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Space Jam posted:i kinda want to sign up to cruise around in the USS Kirk Johnson I mean if ever there was a ship equipped to investigate wormholes
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"Ensign, warp factor 6." Captain, course laid in. "Just post."
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man Neelix is super uncool to Kes he had abuser vibes
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mailorder bees posted:can't imagine gagh is full of fiber. probably stops you up awfully. no wonder worf was pissy all the time; i would be too if i was packed full 24/7 That's why they're best served live. They wriggle their way out.
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galagazombie posted:In “crazy hallucinations” talk. I had a bizarre rear end dream last night where the crew of Voyager, Wesley, and the Movie era TOS crew teamed up to fly around the TV version of the TOS enterprise to fight an evil super DS9 the Cardassians has built that was like 3 DS9s glued together. For some reason Uhura was wearing a face veil the entire time. The ancestors will guide you. Ha-coochiemoya
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USS West Covina has to be a Crazy Ex Girlfriend reference. Merced was the codename for the first generation of the Intel Itanium processor (which sucked).
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punishedkissinger posted:man Neelix is super uncool to Kes Yeah
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I hated Neelix. He's probably the most annoying ST character ever, even more than Lwaxana. Aliexpress Alf knockoff headass. Computer, replicate me a pitchfork, I got some stabbin to do in the kitchen
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Lwaxana was awful when I was a kid but amazing to watch as an adult. A social foil to Picard
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