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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

I absolutely love the star-spattered night sky in that rendering. Ah, the beautiful cosmos as seen from the area of town that's almost exclusively brightly-lit commercial parking

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Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Every store should be like the Taco Bell that completely separates customers and staff.



There's a Chik-Fil-A where I live that looks almost exactly like this. Except there's just enough room in each bottom section for one hapless worker and a soda machine to hand over what you ordered.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Cythereal posted:

There's a Chik-Fil-A where I live that looks almost exactly like this. Except there's just enough room in each bottom section for one hapless worker and a soda machine to hand over what you ordered.

From my mother’s sleep I fell into the State,
And I labored in its belly till my wet fur froze.
Six miles from my studio apartment, loosed from its dream of life,
I woke to verbal flak and the nightmare fighters.
When my shift ended they washed the booth out with a hose.

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Every store should be like the Taco Bell that completely separates customers and staff.



I'm imagining food delivery there is just a hole in the bottom of the kitchen that allows workers to drop it on to the cars underneath.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



There's a Chicago sunroof joke in there

Paper Tiger
Jun 17, 2007

🖨️🐯torn apart by idle hands

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Every store should be like the Taco Bell that completely separates customers and staff.



They call it "Deus Mex"

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

Festina lente

I'm at the taco bell
I'm at the UFO refueling station
I'm at the combination taco bell and UFO refueling station

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Paper Tiger posted:

They call it "Deus Mex"

My rear end in a top hat is augmented

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Actually that fits pretty seamlessly into the StarCraft Terrans aesthetic. I could see that lifting off and relocating to a new base. Or just drifting around the map buying time.

Spatule
Mar 18, 2003

CainFortea posted:

https://twitter.com/jnyboy/status/1732800512230137998

Supposedly the discharge papers from Ole Ball-less

I like that gun related injuries are so common they have abbreviations for it. Pathetic.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

"I'm freaking out because I googled testicular pain and WebMD says I blew my dick off? "

das hipster
Mar 7, 2005

https://i.imgur.com/rKZkVER.mp4

Nailed it!

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Spatule posted:

I like that gun related injuries are so common they have abbreviations for it. Pathetic.

It's definitely not because there's abbreviations for literally everything in medical billing

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Paper Tiger posted:

They call it "Deus Mex"

Scratch Monkey posted:

My rear end in a top hat is augmented

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Spatule posted:

I like that gun related injuries are so common they have abbreviations for it. Pathetic.

Last time we were on paper charting from a computer outage I wrote up a fake chart that said “GSW abdomen” and an arrival time of 45 minutes ago and left it on a doctor’s desk when he was in a patient room and he almost had an aneurysm for a second.

I also made one for a nurse practitioner that said “c/o human bite to penis onset four days ago. Patient also complains of rash in perianal area as he states he cannot reach to clean there” with the NP’s name written and highlighted as if the patient requested him specifically and he paced for like five minutes trying to figure out where he knew the guy from that would cause the patient to request him because he wanted to be tactful

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

https://twitter.com/bloatyhead/status/1732744903875051872

Freudian slippers
Jun 23, 2009
US Goon shocked and appalled to find that world is a dirty, unjust place


Motherfuckin' pro-click.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Soul Dentist posted:

It's definitely not because there's abbreviations for literally everything in medical billing

Axolotl Bite
Bees Sleeping In Ears
Forehead Glued to Both Elbows

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Every store should be like the Taco Bell that completely separates customers and staff.



That's a screenshot from Syndicate Wars, right?

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016


infinite points grind glitch


goddamn lol

das hipster
Mar 7, 2005


Yeah, drat, did not see that coming

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

DandyLion posted:

From my mother’s sleep I fell into the State,
And I labored in its belly till my wet fur froze.
Six miles from my studio apartment, loosed from its dream of life,
I woke to verbal flak and the nightmare fighters.
When my shift ended they washed the booth out with a hose.

:golfclap:

Back when I was a teacher, I taught this poem from time to time. Well, not this one, but you know.

Just wanted you to know that I appreciated the reference.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Hyperlynx posted:

That's a screenshot from Syndicate Wars, right?

No, it's in Brooklyn Park MN

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

das hipster posted:

Yeah, drat, did not see that coming

My prediction was that a player would crash through the plexiglass.

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Nenonen posted:

My prediction was that a player would crash through the plexiglass.

This but a puck.

Tagra
Apr 7, 2006

If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.


das hipster posted:

Yeah, drat, did not see that coming

:yeah:

I was taking wild guesses like ":rolleyes: they're going to end up naked, or hug and kiss at the end, or .....
...
... hunh."

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Nenonen posted:

My prediction was that a player would crash through the plexiglass.

This was my first guess, then that someone gets trapped in a folding seat.

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

I love the dude who just cheap shots him like 3 different times

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
https://www.twitter.com/BestFightClip/status/1733124273441755387

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
^^^^pro click^^^^

after the Chipotle video I needed this

china bot has a new favorite as of 02:05 on Dec 9, 2023

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rh9Y1CXmBbg

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




https://i.imgur.com/ysQ5EDU.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/TjeNxm3.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/kjpud4u.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/9BIOqaW.mp4

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy

Can't post there mate

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Nenonen posted:

My prediction was that a player would crash through the plexiglass.

This but a whole Zamboni

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

How I get down?

I Jungle Boogie, of course.

Not sure how anyone else manages it

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Can’t snow park there, mate.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Platystemon posted:

Can’t snow park there, mate.

Can't parka there, mate

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Tree Bucket posted:

Can't parka there, mate

this was already a past thread title, you get no credit. BOOOOOOOOOOO

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧



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Poldarn
Feb 18, 2011

freeedr posted:

Last time we were on paper charting from a computer outage I wrote up a fake chart that said “GSW abdomen” and an arrival time of 45 minutes ago and left it on a doctor’s desk when he was in a patient room and he almost had an aneurysm for a second.

I also made one for a nurse practitioner that said “c/o human bite to penis onset four days ago. Patient also complains of rash in perianal area as he states he cannot reach to clean there” with the NP’s name written and highlighted as if the patient requested him specifically and he paced for like five minutes trying to figure out where he knew the guy from that would cause the patient to request him because he wanted to be tactful

Lmao

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