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Nobody Interesting
Mar 29, 2013

One way, dead end... Street signs are such fitting metaphors for the human condition.


The nipples stay ON during sex

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Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Grey Cat posted:

I'll take one for my bathroom, please.


Legit, this is a great bathroom poster and my typical guests would enjoy the hell outta it.

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

Nobody Interesting posted:

The nipples stay ON during sex

Been saying this

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

By popular demand posted:

In what crazy universe does this spell gossip girl?
I could readily believe the graphic artist made this as a big gently caress you and nobody noticed until it shipped.


The universe where the production manager gave the artist 10 minutes to "design" it or, more likely, a customer came in with "print ready art" sent through their phone, designed by their nephew and they just printed what the person sent in.

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983


I hope this room smells like the inside of a mouth too.

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

Isn't that rare diagram on the floor no longer considered accurate?

Busters
Jan 24, 2014



I can't look at that font and not hear the Austin Powers theme song.
"YEAH BABY! GO PISS GIRL! SHAGADELIC!!"

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Aramis posted:

Socks wrapped on top of the pants? That filth is getting out of control!

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rsnvt9Cnir1sjcnrz.mp4

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Cool Dad posted:

Isn't that rare diagram on the floor no longer considered accurate?

I seem to recall it was never particularly accurate. Just one of those things your taught early on in school that was once based vaguely in fact but was dumbed down enough to be basically misleading gibberish.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





I Am Kenough

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

https://i.imgur.com/s4pPoKy.mp4

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!
the colorado holdout

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

BasicLich posted:

the colorado holdout

If trends continue purple by 2045.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

https://i.imgur.com/9ogpcyE.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/9CHWVrY.mp4

McGavin fucked around with this message at 08:22 on Dec 9, 2023

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
This isn't the "post badass images" thread!!!

That raccoons the best. :3:

Faustian Bargain
Apr 12, 2014


what is happening here? i don’t understand the physics

edit: is this reversed :argh:

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

Faustian Bargain posted:

what is happening here? i don’t understand the physics

edit: is this reversed :argh:
Softshell turtles have crazy long necks that they can shoot out quickly to snatch prey (they bury themselves in the sand, then BAM!). This one has chosen to attack a faucet for... some reason.

They can do a thing called pharyngeal breathing where they take in oxygen from water in their throat, but I am still worried about the amount he has chosen to take in :(

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump
lil guy is just thirsty

Schurik
Sep 13, 2008


It's also reversed, look at the water flow.

Didn't know about snapper turtles being able to basically breathe water, is it just them or turtles in general?

Stryder
Oct 3, 2002

Nobody Interesting posted:

The nipples stay ON during sex

What about the mustache?

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

This needs that piano tinkling sound effect.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!





Tshulent is good and tasty food, the cursed bit is how it sits in your stomach later.

Catpain Slack
Apr 1, 2014

BAAAAAAH

By popular demand posted:

Tshulent is good and tasty food, the cursed bit is how it sits in your stomach later.

Maybe skip the eggshell next time then.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


You'll be surprised to learn that every single person eating tshulent eggs peels them first.
It's a crazy world I know.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

By popular demand posted:

You'll be surprised to learn that every single person eating tshulent eggs peels them first.
It's a crazy world I know.

How do they get any calcium?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Grind the eggshells and mix them with the potting mix you grow tomatoes and peppers with, the plants grow better with extra calcium and you get that calcium when eating the ripe veggies.

LookieLoo
Feb 10, 2011

By popular demand posted:

Grind the eggshells and mix them with the potting mix you grow tomatoes and peppers with, the plants grow better with extra calcium and you get that calcium when eating the ripe veggies.

Thanks nonna.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Stryder posted:

What about the mustache?

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.
Eggshells are great for snails but I suspect most of you don't breed snails.

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


Desert Bus posted:

Eggshells are great for snails but I suspect most of you don't breed snails.

what kind of massive weirdo doesnt breed snails???

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

blatman posted:

what kind of massive weirdo doesnt breed snails???

I should really wash the bathroom more often

cynic
Jan 19, 2004





Sent this by someone in one of our offices I've never visited. It was in response to 'our office is lovely yours can't be worse?'

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

cynic posted:



Sent this by someone in one of our offices I've never visited. It was in response to 'our office is lovely yours can't be worse?'

Idgi

tenshianna
Oct 31, 2012

cynic posted:



Sent this by someone in one of our offices I've never visited. It was in response to 'our office is lovely yours can't be worse?'

Lol, I have that same clock. A gift from my brother. I got him a Phil Mitchell one in return and it was nicked from his office. Hot property.

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer

Desert Bus posted:

How do they get any calcium?

Heed his wisdom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4c3e3zZ8kU&t=58s

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
https://i.imgur.com/Zrg7128.mp4

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I mean, it's a good trick to know if you need to siphon something and you don't have a hose or anything on hand :shrug:

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007


Peak efficiency

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TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


redshirt posted:

Peak efficiency

Pork efficiency

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