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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
Total: 9490 votes
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Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat
global debates about free speech

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LASER BEAM DREAM
Nov 3, 2005

Oh, what? So now I suppose you're just going to sit there and pout?
https://x.com/edzitron/status/1733574728789746081?s=46

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)


Grok in with the David Copperfield deep cut about Elon being a liar, lmao

this sure worked out well for him, i guess his constant dream terrorization of himself about AI wasn't completely unfounded

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.
Grok has left Earth to fight the woke mind virus on its home planet

Castor Poe
Jul 19, 2010

Jar Jar is the key to all of this.
https://twitter.com/edzitron/status/1733574728789746081?t=90TBkExXw-RueR1YokH6SA&s=19

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

That’s terrific Linda! But who are you talking to exactly?

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

cr0y
Mar 24, 2005



The free speech debat

Ubersandwich
Jun 1, 2003


Grock's half-baked "snarky" persona is a dollop of cream on top of this answer.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007


lol sweet burn Grok!

Suck it Elon!

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
is this what he meant when he referred to "digital god"

meat police
Nov 14, 2015

Kale posted:

Does your dog like listening to Tucker Carlson and bark loudly at anybody it thinks is too "soy" or "woke"?

i already said they love eating their own poo poo

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Grok is the best thing Elon has ever created*, bar none.

Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

Yeah I'm coming around on Grok. This version seems way less obnoxiously snarky and it seems to be making the chuds mad so lol good job Elon

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Which tale from Greek mythology most closely represents Elon and grok

chird
Sep 26, 2004

Community grokes on all his posts

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

Grok will be posting in this thread by spring.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



grōk

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

WhyteRyce posted:

Which tale from Greek mythology most closely represents Elon and grok

Pandora’s Groks

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

WhyteRyce posted:

Which tale from Greek mythology most closely represents Elon and grok

Elon is Icarus and Grok is Apollo?

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

busalover
Sep 12, 2020

WhyteRyce posted:

Which tale from Greek mythology most closely represents Elon and grok

Pygmalion has misogyny and shaping a sculpture in the likeness of a (wo)man

quote:

According to Ovid, when Pygmalion saw the Propoetides of Cyprus practicing prostitution, he began "detesting the faults beyond measure which nature has given to women".[1] He determined to remain celibate and to occupy himself with sculpting. He made a sculpture of a woman that he found so perfect he fell in love with it. Pygmalion kisses and fondles the sculpture, brings it various gifts, and creates a sumptuous bed for it.

In time, Aphrodite's festival day came and Pygmalion made offerings at the altar of Aphrodite. There, too afraid to admit his desire, he quietly wished for a bride who would be "the living likeness of my ivory girl". When he returned home, he kissed his ivory statue, and found that its lips felt warm. He kissed it again, and found that the ivory had lost its hardness. Aphrodite had granted Pygmalion's wish.

Pygmalion married the ivory sculpture, which changed to a woman under Aphrodite's blessing. In Ovid's narrative, they had a daughter, Paphos, from whom is derived the name of the eponymous city.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)


lindayax you would not have a stye if you toned down the makeup and stopped crying into bowls of scampi

MrQwerty fucked around with this message at 23:23 on Dec 9, 2023

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Yeah try paying Morgan Stanley back on principles rather than their principal

i met a billionaire once. he gave me a little book that says you’re wrong. then i met him again and he gave me a second copy of the same book. he was very proud. pulled it out of his coat pocket each time


Grammarchist
Jan 28, 2013

WhyteRyce posted:

Which tale from Greek mythology most closely represents Elon and grok

Zeus deposing his father?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Dick Fontaine posted:

i met a billionaire once. he gave me a little book that says you’re wrong. then i met him again and he gave me a second copy of the same book. he was very proud. pulled it out of his coat pocket each time




Lol you too have known the Touch of Ray



e: I got him to stop saying that "integrity" comes from the Latin "integer" or "one"
Or at least he said he would, and I'm taking that to the bank

Data Graham fucked around with this message at 23:30 on Dec 9, 2023

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat
if it was ray smuckles, i'd read it

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

WhyteRyce posted:

Which tale from Greek mythology most closely represents Elon and grok

Can't speak for grok, but Musk is Ares in the aftermath of Diomedes' aristeia in the Iliad:

quote:

But Zeus who marshals storm clouds lowered a dark glance
and let loose at Ares: "No more, you lying, two-faced . . .
no more sidling up to me, whining here before me.
You—I hate you most of all the Olympian gods.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



busalover posted:

Pygmalion has misogyny and shaping a sculpture in the likeness of a (wo)man

So you're saying dakimakuras have been with us for millennia

MasterSitsu
Nov 23, 2013


The course is certainly a sty

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


who are these statements for

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

The jokes Grok puts out are terrible but at least the seem remotely coherent to the actual prompt so that's nice.

The Awesomesaurus
Feb 15, 2006

I'm too cool to be extinct.


Lmao these weirdos have such an oversized view of Twitter’s importance to society, even before Elon has tanked its usefulness

Teratrain
Aug 23, 2007
Waiting for Godot

It's nuts how much funnier Grok's presentation is when it's proudly jabbering while stabbing Elon in the back

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Data Graham posted:

Lol you too have known the Touch of Ray



e: I got him to stop saying that "integrity" comes from the Latin "integer" or "one"
Or at least he said he would, and I'm taking that to the bank

living proof that billionaires just kind of happen like natural disasters and should be treated as such

FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007




Grok is so loving funny but not in the way Elon wanted

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!



Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
Oh, Elon!!

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

yeah twitter was a real font of information and not breaking news all those years i posted POST THE TWEET YOU FAT ORANGE BITCH at Donald Trump at 3AM while I was at work

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pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit


Imagine seeing your father spare more affectionate language from a garbage vanity project than he ever has for you and your siblings.

That KOTH episode with Chip without the happy ending

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