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Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond



:hmmyes:


bagmonkey posted:



Happy Saturday 5000 page thread

oh my GOODNESS the lil babbies :3:

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Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

bagmonkey posted:



Happy Saturday 5000 page thread

goddam happy saturday indeed

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Ruby Gloom posted:

revins meeting up with the other dick swabbers like "so how do you guys handle the spit bucket" and they all just hold up their dickbrushes like :dogstare:

I wanted to give it a day to settle before I responded to this post because, even though it's coming from a place of good fun and jest, Holy poo poo it was on the brutal side.

Having written that :lmao:

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Ruby Gloom posted:

nobody do anything cool for the next hour, it's dr who time :ohdear:

sorry i missed this post i was doing a kickflip over the grand canyon

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014




I knew Godzilla was good, but I didn't know it is at this level of incredible awesomeness

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Prof. Crocodile posted:

sorry i missed this post i was doing a kickflip over the grand canyon

I totally saw that, was loving dope

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



bagmonkey posted:



Happy Saturday 5000 page thread

My Saturday just got a bunch more happy

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


ilovebeersooomuch posted:

I wanted to give it a day to settle before I responded to this post because, even though it's coming from a place of good fun and jest, Holy poo poo it was on the brutal side.

Having written that :lmao:

:ohdear:

i hope no one thought i was being mean to revins i was just doing horse dick jokes

ily revins you are a cool guy and like good music!!!

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Ruby Gloom posted:

:ohdear:

i hope no one thought i was being mean to revins i was just doing horse dick jokes

ily revins you are a cool guy and like good music!!!

I don't think anyone thinks you're mean it was a
:master:

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

I knew Godzilla was good, but I didn't know it is at this level of incredible awesomeness

change every church hymn to be about God(zilla)

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



We're in the bakery getting some stuff for MIL birthday and some guy was chatting with the staff and he says something and they laugh. So Mrs. Beer asks if I heard what he said. Because I'm an rear end in a top hat, I made something up.

"Yeah, he made a joke 'I like my doughnuts the way I like my asses: raised and glazed' "

I had to confess in the car that I made it up.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

DorkusMalorkus posted:

change every church hymn to be about God(zilla)

Godzilla giveth, and he taketh away.
Mighty is his wisdom, and atomic breath.

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


holy mary mothra of god(zilla)

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Michael rodan your boat ashore. Hallelujah.

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"
I had to go to lutheran church as a kid so

A mighty fortress is our godzilla
His fire breath never failing
Our helper he amid the flood
Of mothra ills prevailing

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

DorkusMalorkus posted:

I had to go to lutheran church as a kid so

A mighty fortress is our godzilla
His fire breath never failing
Our helper he amid the flood
Of mothra ills prevailing

Praise Him!

*Godzilla noises

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



DorkusMalorkus posted:

I had to go to lutheran church as a kid so

Did you ever have to fight superman? :dadjoke:

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


ilovebeersooomuch posted:

Did you ever have to fight superman? :dadjoke:

:lmao:

you don't go to hell if you're a lutheran, you get put in one of those plastic triangles and sent to the shadow realm

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I really enjoyed Godzilla - King of Monsters, as Godzilla destroyed Boston, and it was awesome to see all these places I know get smashed up in a giant monster battle.

My old office building! Smashed!

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



redshirt posted:

I really enjoyed Godzilla - King of Monsters, as Godzilla destroyed Boston, and it was awesome to see all these places I know get smashed up in a giant monster battle.

My old office building! Smashed!

honestly godzilla king of the monsters is the only one I've really liked

couldn't believe how poo poo godzilla vs kong was, even the fights were boring as poo poo

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



I've been watching the monarch TV show, it's ok but it's starting to lose me

in the most recent episode the main characters are so fuckin stupid

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Making cards to send to my family








redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

Making cards to send to my family










Amazing! And I hate Christmas. But I love these. :)

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


TIP posted:

honestly godzilla king of the monsters is the only one I've really liked

couldn't believe how poo poo godzilla vs kong was, even the fights were boring as poo poo

*ahem*

skull island (but yeah the rest suck) (also please just summarise monarch for me because after 2 episodes i'm flagging)

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Ruby Gloom posted:

*ahem*

skull island (but yeah the rest suck) (also please just summarise monarch for me because after 2 episodes i'm flagging)

I loved Skull Island. The whole Vietnam War angle. Samuel L Jackson not all there. The duo of Loki and Captain Marvel.

And that guy with the hair who went native. Great cast.

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

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redshirt posted:

The duo of Loki and Captain Marvel.

:swoon:

i was gonna watch a new movie but it might be time for a skull island rewatch

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



redshirt posted:

Amazing! And I hate Christmas. But I love these. :)

Same, we remade it into something we as a family enjoy and has pretty much nothing to do with most traditional expectations and especially not any religious connotation

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Ruby Gloom posted:

*ahem*

skull island (but yeah the rest suck) (also please just summarise monarch for me because after 2 episodes i'm flagging)

skull island was not a godzilla film

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



I've liked more kong films than godzilla films

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


TIP posted:

skull island was not a godzilla film

no but it's in the kong/godzilla milieu

i cant remember who says milieu in waynes world but pretend i said it in that tone

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Ruby Gloom posted:

no but it's in the kong/godzilla milieu

i cant remember who says milieu in waynes world but pretend i said it in that tone

It's in the Monarch Cinematic Universe

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Mine eyes have seen the glory of his green atomic glow

His steps are like an earthquake and his breath a volcano

He will burn down Yokohama and then flatten Tokyo

This reptile conquers all!


Gllory, glory to Godzilla

Glory, glory to Godzilla

Glory, glory to Godzilla

This reptile conquers all!

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib
Made one of these things


Because I needed a big one for fitting shelves on uneven walls.

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


Jimbone Tallshanks posted:

Mine eyes have seen the glory of his green atomic glow

His steps are like an earthquake and his breath a volcano

He will burn down Yokohama and then flatten Tokyo

This reptile conquers all!


Gllory, glory to Godzilla

Glory, glory to Godzilla

Glory, glory to Godzilla

This reptile conquers all!



holy poo poo :lmao:


Ruby Gloom posted:

no but it's in the kong/godzilla milieu

i cant remember who says milieu in waynes world but pretend i said it in that tone

it was rip taylor "more of a crooner working in the rock milieu"

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



ReelBigLizard posted:

Made one of these things


Because I needed a big one for fitting shelves on uneven walls.

Now use it on inaapropriate things for COMEDIC EFFECT

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

Jimbone Tallshanks posted:

Mine eyes have seen the glory of his green atomic glow

His steps are like an earthquake and his breath a volcano

He will burn down Yokohama and then flatten Tokyo

This reptile conquers all!


Gllory, glory to Godzilla

Glory, glory to Godzilla

Glory, glory to Godzilla

This reptile conquers all!



:perfect:

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"
Supper tonight was tortellini and pesto.

Why is pesto the most delicious substance in the world? Even store bought pesto is loving amazing. I've been known to just spread it on bread and eat it that way.

I loving love pesto

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

DorkusMalorkus posted:

Supper tonight was tortellini and pesto.

Why is pesto the most delicious substance in the world? Even store bought pesto is loving amazing. I've been known to just spread it on bread and eat it that way.

I loving love pesto

It's because basil is the best herb.

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


DorkusMalorkus posted:

Supper tonight was tortellini and pesto.

Why is pesto the most delicious substance in the world? Even store bought pesto is loving amazing. I've been known to just spread it on bread and eat it that way.

I loving love pesto

pesto is so good, i used to buy this stuff that had chili in it which was awesome on pasta but it was even better if you toasted one side of bread, turned it over and put the pesto and some cheese on it then toasted that side :swoon:

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Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

This is a very bad hangover.

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