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maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

gey muckle mowser posted:

"a proper goatse" would be a pretty good forums name

So would "improper goatse"

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RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

"technically correct goatse"

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

biblically correct when?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



B-HOLE NOT AFRAID

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

gey muckle mowser posted:

"a proper goatse" would be a pretty good forums name

We used to have a proper goatse in this country

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

3D Megadoodoo posted:

biblically correct when?

When we finally add the Book of Kirk to the next edition.

“And I quote Kirk 69:420, that he did stretch, and stretch, and lo did he gape.”

Amen.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

The widest verse in the Bible, "Jesus gaped."

Paper Tiger
Jun 17, 2007

🖨️🐯torn apart by idle hands

From https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agape

quote:

In Christianity, agape (/ɑːˈɡɑːpeɪ, ˈɑːɡəˌpeɪ, ˈćɡə-/;[1] from Ancient Greek ἀγάπη (agápē)) is "the highest form of love, charity" and "the love of God for man and of man for God".[2]

:hmmyes:

Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":
religion makes so much more sense now

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Agape feast

LvK
Feb 27, 2006

FIVE STARS!!

one time I got a LinkedIn hit from some place named like "Agape Youth Ministry" or something and, not knowing about the Greek word, I was really shocked and confused for a while.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



LvK posted:

one time I got a LinkedIn hit from some place named like "Agape Youth Ministry" or something and, not knowing about the Greek word, I was really shocked and confused for a while.

I did not know LinkedIn had a word for goatse

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Some people need very clear directions where to link in.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Link directly into my gaping anus

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

The legend of zelda spinoffs went some strange places.

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

gey muckle mowser posted:

"a proper goatse" would be a pretty good forums name

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

https://streamable.com/nh6ojb

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Have you ever done a cock pushup?

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

No, but I have tried a cock pushpop. Man those things are small when you first take them out of the freezer.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Why don't you go eat a big box of

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Now I have the cat's tongue.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Why don't you go eat a big box of



:a2m:

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Why don't you go eat a big box of



Even after living in Japan I'm still occasionally startled by this stuff. there is no way this is not on purpose.

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

FFT posted:

Now I have the cat's tongue.

Call me

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Why don't you go eat a big box of



Those are some very flat D'asses. Do they have a thicc version?

Blurred
Aug 26, 2004

WELL I WONNER WHAT IT'S LIIIIIKE TO BE A GOOD POSTER

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

lmdbo

Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

I like that it can be parsed as NWS even when read correctly.

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

I should like to join that team

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
https://twitter.com/TiaThePresident/status/1734046252977819802?s=20

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Erotic elbow syndrome.

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S
looks like she has 60's torpedo tits

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I thought they quit making those

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S
so did i, that was a weird era of bras

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Well you gotta make it work with what you got

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