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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > SNF 12/10 GDT Eagles/Cowboys - Fuck the Cowboys
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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Quiet Feet posted:

Welcome once again to SUNDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL!

Tonight, the moment you've all been waiting for, more NFCE bullshit!

It's the Philadelphia Eagles!





Vs the Dallas "gently caress the" Cowboys!





I have nothing positive to say about the Cowboys. gently caress 'em. Go Birds.

Happy December to me?

* # ? Dec 11, 2023 04:21
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Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

Shinjobi posted:

Idris Elba is so cool and I wish he would be my friend

:hai:

* # ? Dec 11, 2023 04:21
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Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

 My toddler intentionally went to sleep easily tonight to ensure I'd watch this

* # ? Dec 11, 2023 04:21
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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

The Bananana posted:

Happy December to me?

Hey man where have you been?

* # ? Dec 11, 2023 04:21
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EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


 Lmao quietfeet should make every gdt for every cowboys game

* # ? Dec 11, 2023 04:22
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Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
God, the Eagles are just showing NOTHING tonight.

* # ? Dec 11, 2023 04:22
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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Shinjobi posted:

Idris Elba is so cool and I wish he would be my friend

:hai:

* # ? Dec 11, 2023 04:22
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Barudak
May 7, 2007

Crescent Wrench posted:

God, the Eagles are just showing NOTHING tonight.

Their whole rear end don't count?

* # ? Dec 11, 2023 04:23
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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
Eagles shook.

* # ? Dec 11, 2023 04:23
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Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
That's a rattled QB. That's a rattled center.
The Eagles, I think, are shook.

* # ? Dec 11, 2023 04:23
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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

EvilBlackRailgun posted:

Lmao quietfeet should make every gdt for every cowboys game

Now you got me wondering if I made the game day thread for the last one. Probably!

* # ? Dec 11, 2023 04:23
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SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
Jalen Hurts may or may not be garbo

* # ? Dec 11, 2023 04:23
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Fortaleza
Feb 21, 2008

 Swear guys jumped early on that 3rd down but possibly both teams at once so :shrug:

* # ? Dec 11, 2023 04:24
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biceps crimes
Apr 12, 2008

EvilBlackRailgun posted:

Lmao quietfeet should make every gdt for every cowboys game
* # ? Dec 11, 2023 04:24
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iPhone Money
Nov 4, 2009

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Jalen Hurts may or may not be garbo

He seems depressed or something

* # ? Dec 11, 2023 04:24
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biceps crimes
Apr 12, 2008

iPhone Money posted:

He seems depressed or something

He’s on the eagles

* # ? Dec 11, 2023 04:25
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SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
Jesus Christ, Eagles

* # ? Dec 11, 2023 04:25
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DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug

Tom Sellout posted:

That's a rattled QB. That's a rattled center.
The Eagles, I think, are shook.

Shook, Rattle and Roll(ing downhill)

* # ? Dec 11, 2023 04:25
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Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
 Jobe tried the shove a player of the opposing team into their returner, whiffed, then committed a penalty.

Not the Iggles night.

Ragnarok the Red fucked around with this message at 04:27 on Dec 11, 2023

* # ? Dec 11, 2023 04:25
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Sickening
Jul 16, 2007

Black summer was the best summer.
Alright here we go.

* # ? Dec 11, 2023 04:25
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Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

 Eagles shook, bad, dead

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Fortaleza
Feb 21, 2008

 Poor dude will eventually be swamped with lovely wordplay when injuries start holding him back. If he tears an ACL he’ll be more pun than man

* # ? Dec 11, 2023 04:26
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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


 you guys may not believe this but i think the eagles are bad

* # ? Dec 11, 2023 04:27
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Sickening
Jul 16, 2007

Black summer was the best summer.
Why isn't the extremely handsome dware not getting a cushy commentary gig?

* # ? Dec 11, 2023 04:27
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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Quiet Feet posted:

I can't believe the Cowboys actually lost to this fraudulent team earlier this year. What does that say about them?

they won't reach the nfc title game again

* # ? Dec 11, 2023 04:27
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Barudak
May 7, 2007

 Its ok yall, nobody here no matter how bad they play are the carolina panthers

* # ? Dec 11, 2023 04:27
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Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

 lmao

* # ? Dec 11, 2023 04:27
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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 lmao nice play Dak

* # ? Dec 11, 2023 04:28
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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE'S the Dakception we were waiting for :woop:

* # ? Dec 11, 2023 04:28
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Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

 oh dak

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Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
 Oh Dak....

* # ? Dec 11, 2023 04:28
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Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
That's the loving spark we need!

* # ? Dec 11, 2023 04:28
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Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
lmfao cloooownballl

* # ? Dec 11, 2023 04:28
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DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug
LMAO YESS CLOWNBALL BABY

* # ? Dec 11, 2023 04:28
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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





 Dak sak! Dak fumble! Iggle TD!

* # ? Dec 11, 2023 04:28
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Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
gently caress yes!

* # ? Dec 11, 2023 04:28
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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
classic cowboys right there

* # ? Dec 11, 2023 04:28
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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Kalli posted:

lmao nice play Dak

https://i.imgur.com/JjopzvP.mp4

* # ? Dec 11, 2023 04:28
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Kalit
Nov 6, 2006

The great thing about the thousands of slaughtered Palestinian children is that they can't pull away when you fondle them or sniff their hair.

That's a Biden success story.
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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Quiet Feet posted:

Hey man where have you been?

Being a Cowboys fan is hard work, what with how much they suck.
After last season's 49's playoff ender, I just had to take a little break from them this season.

How's ya kid?

* # ? Dec 11, 2023 04:28
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