YOSPOS Tweets v1.5: (enlarging bottoms mostly)

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betty boof: Jun 2, 2023; presented by SPUDNUTS

# ? Dec 12, 2023 05:26

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 06:32

GATOS Y VATOS: Aug 22, 2002

the gayest hobbit posted:

insert Boomer voice: �In my day we had jeans made for kicking rear end, not jacking off!!! �

# ? Dec 12, 2023 05:50

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

insert Boomer voice: �In my day we had jeans made for kicking rear end, not jacking off!!! �

*receives un-hemmed jeans in the mail*

WHAT IN THE gently caress

# ? Dec 12, 2023 05:55

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012; ERM.... I'm actually NOT bothered by this avatar

back in the day it was just expected that ~~people~~ women would just be able to hem clothes if needed and frankly it sucks that we don't teach that stuff in high school anymore. it's not like it's hard.

every high school graduate should be able to cook a meal, do the laundry, mount a shelf, change a diaper, hem a pair of pants.

# ? Dec 12, 2023 06:26

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

Sagebrush posted:

back in the day it was just expected that ~~people~~ women would be able to hem clothes and frankly it sucks that we don't teach that stuff in high school anymore.

every high school graduate should be able to cook a meal, do the laundry, mount a shelf, change a diaper, hem a pair of pants

my mom sat us down with buttons, cut fabric, and a sewing kit because she wasn't going to have sons that didn't know how to fix their clothes as adults. it's been incredibly handy

# ? Dec 12, 2023 06:29

polyester concept: Mar 29, 2017

the gayest hobbit posted:

https://egggame.org

# ? Dec 12, 2023 06:35

PokeJoe: Aug 24, 2004; hail cgatan

the gayest hobbit posted:

where do you buy these? Asking for a friend (me in the mirror)

# ? Dec 12, 2023 06:35

well-read undead: Dec 13, 2022

the gayest hobbit posted:

jopants.com posted:

Do you ship discreetly?

The regular way we ship is in a black plastic bag with the JO logo on it. On the mailing label it says JOpants on the return address.

Inside the bag, the pants have an internal label that says JOpants. There will also be a packing slip letter with the product(s) you ordered on it.

Most people don't associate the letters JO with jacking off, but if this is still not discreet enough for you, please write the word "discreet" in the special order instructions at the bottom of your shopping cart before checkout or just email us. We will make it completely discreet with no JO letters anywhere, except for the internal label on the pants.

# ? Dec 12, 2023 06:49

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

ah crap, I forgot to write that

# ? Dec 12, 2023 06:51

well-read undead: Dec 13, 2022

the postman hands you your clearly labeled "JO" package with a wink. your neighbors stand on their porches, stealing glances at you and snickering. you're the jackoff man now

# ? Dec 12, 2023 06:54

RPATDO_LAMD: Mar 22, 2013; 🐘🪠🍆

not buying the pants unless i can consolidate shipping with my next order of crystals

# ? Dec 12, 2023 07:05

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

well-read undead posted:

the postman hands you your clearly labeled "JO" package with a wink. your neighbors stand on their porches, stealing glances at you and snickering. you're the jackoff man now

Some time ago I ordered some piece of furniture (shelves or something I think), and I wasn't home when they tried to deliver. Trying to be helpful, the guy said he'd leave it at the business next door to my building, which is fair enough. I live next to a sex shop. It dawned on me when I went to get my voluminous package and started stepping out of the shop that people would start getting the wrong idea

# ? Dec 12, 2023 07:29

well-read undead: Dec 13, 2022

especially unfortunate that ikea named the shelf GI�NT DALD�

# ? Dec 12, 2023 07:34

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

well-read undead posted:

especially unfortunate that ikea named the shelf GI�NT DALD�

they could have been more discreet

# ? Dec 12, 2023 07:35

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

Armitag3 posted:

It dawned on me when I went to get my voluminous package and started stepping out of the shop that people would start getting the wrong idea

"what a smart and thrifty man, to buy his sex arses in packs of twelve for the volume discount!"

# ? Dec 12, 2023 07:40

PokeJoe: Aug 24, 2004; hail cgatan

well-read undead posted:

discreet

# ? Dec 12, 2023 07:41

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

FMguru posted:

"what a smart and thrifty man, to buy his sex arses in packs of twelve for the volume discount!"

alternatively:

# ? Dec 12, 2023 07:46

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

best value - lube pump included!

# ? Dec 12, 2023 07:55

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

the weirdest thing is that the barrel will have a bung hole

# ? Dec 12, 2023 08:01

jeebus bob: Nov 4, 2004; Festina lente

rotor posted:

the weirdest thing is that the barrel will have a bung hole

I'd tap it

# ? Dec 12, 2023 08:16

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

"eugh its all head"

# ? Dec 12, 2023 08:20

betty boof: Jun 2, 2023; presented by SPUDNUTS

Weirdly enough that entire 50 gallon drum would only fill half a butt

# ? Dec 12, 2023 08:22

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Clear Lube, Full Butt, Can't Lose

# ? Dec 12, 2023 08:25

Broken Machine: Oct 22, 2010

the gayest hobbit posted:

Weirdly enough that entire 50 gallon drum would only fill half a butt

if you need that much lube, a concentrate like j-lube where you can make a bunch of gallons from it would be much more economical

# ? Dec 12, 2023 08:36

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012; ERM.... I'm actually NOT bothered by this avatar

can I get that if I'm a gentile though?

# ? Dec 12, 2023 10:08

well-read undead: Dec 13, 2022

no subscribe and save option?

# ? Dec 12, 2023 10:14

Powerful Two-Hander: Mar 10, 2004; Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

insert Boomer voice: “In my day we had jeans made for kicking rear end, not jacking off!!! “

lol at the guy just getting full on kicked in the balls in the bottom right. low blow chuck, low blow.

Sagebrush posted:

back in the day it was just expected that ~~people~~ women would just be able to hem clothes if needed and frankly it sucks that we don't teach that stuff in high school anymore. it's not like it's hard.

every high school graduate should be able to cook a meal, do the laundry, mount a shelf, change a diaper, hem a pair of pants.

Uniqlo will hem jeans in store apparently.

# ? Dec 12, 2023 10:42

mediaphage: Mar 22, 2007; Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Broken Machine posted:

if you need that much lube, a concentrate like j-lube where you can make a bunch of gallons from it would be much more economical

lmao that stuff is hilarious and it lasts forever

# ? Dec 12, 2023 14:54

theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

Broken Machine posted:

if you need that much lube, a concentrate like j-lube where you can make a bunch of gallons from it would be much more economical

lol I was gonna post that. don't pay for delivery of a quarter ton of water

# ? Dec 12, 2023 16:11

Best Bi Geek Squid: Mar 25, 2016

drat the pos has all the tips for a sex addict on a budget

# ? Dec 12, 2023 16:21

The Fool: Oct 16, 2003

Sagebrush posted:

back in the day it was just expected that ~~people~~ women would just be able to hem clothes if needed and frankly it sucks that we don't teach that stuff in high school anymore. it's not like it's hard.

every high school graduate should be able to cook a meal, do the laundry, mount a shelf, change a diaper, hem a pair of pants.

add sew buttons, mending, ride a bike, and swim and I'll sign

# ? Dec 12, 2023 19:34

Salt Fish: Sep 11, 2003; Cybernetic Crumb

The Fool posted:

add sew buttons, mending, ride a bike, and swim and I'll sign

That's some kinda hosed up triathalon.

# ? Dec 12, 2023 21:50

PokeJoe: Aug 24, 2004; hail cgatan

rotor posted:

Clear Lube, Full Butt, Can't Lose

# ? Dec 12, 2023 22:13

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012; ERM.... I'm actually NOT bothered by this avatar

The Fool posted:

add sew buttons, mending, ride a bike, and swim and I'll sign

I'd put riding a bike and swimming in gym class but yeah both should be taught. Buttons and mending holes goes in the sewing module. Point is high school need to have a class or three in basic life skills.

And while we're at it, I think there should be a financial literacy class that explains what compound interest is, what ponzi schemes and MLMs are, how casinos and the stock market work, and how credit card companies, car dealers, payday loan places, etc make their money.

Sagebrush fucked around with this message at 01:20 on Dec 13, 2023

# ? Dec 13, 2023 01:18

KoRMaK: Jul 31, 2012

Sagebrush posted:

I'd put riding a bike and swimming in gym class but yeah both should be taught. Buttons and mending holes goes in the sewing module. Point is high school need to have a class or three in basic life skills.

And while we're at it, I think there should be a financial literacy class that explains what compound interest is, and how credit card companies, car dealers, payday loan places, etc make their money.

educate the proletariat? in this economy??

# ? Dec 13, 2023 01:20

well-read undead: Dec 13, 2022

Sagebrush posted:

And while we're at it, I think there should be a financial literacy class that explains what compound interest is, what ponzi schemes and MLMs are, how casinos and the stock market work, and how credit card companies, car dealers, payday loan places, etc make their money.

this man wants to destroy the economy!!!

# ? Dec 13, 2023 02:58