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16-bit Butt-Head)
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How long till we get the 'Jill' version?
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Dec 12, 2023 06:17
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Dec 12, 2023 06:32
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LGD posted:otoh that particular problem can be fixed by either having adequate heating (likely if you can afford $80-110 jackoff joggers) or taking a cue from Panic! At The Disco and closing a goddamn door No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality
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Dec 12, 2023 06:39
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moist turtleneck posted:https://twitter.com/SpacePatrolLulu/status/1734327720698405194?t=YKrFKE8oSI9cjaRExGpEnQ&s=19 This is why you don't shake babies
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Dec 12, 2023 06:58
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the milk machine posted:do ytou ever feel like regular pants are just too difficult in which to Jack Off?
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Dec 12, 2023 07:10
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the milk machine posted:covertly spreading my legs and opening the crotch of my Jack Off Pants in order to expose my entire dicks balls and taint while i start to Jack Off lmfao
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Dec 12, 2023 07:11
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The prudes of SA once again grasping their pearls at sex positivity (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Dec 12, 2023 07:30
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moist turtleneck posted:https://twitter.com/SpacePatrolLulu/status/1734327720698405194?t=YKrFKE8oSI9cjaRExGpEnQ&s=19 lmfao
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Dec 12, 2023 07:37
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Saltpowered posted:Maybe I’ve done too much brief writing in my life but I see nothing wrong with that paragraph. what am I missing? they committed plagiarism op
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Dec 12, 2023 07:40
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Shrecknet posted:Things are going great on X, the Everything App
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Dec 12, 2023 07:41
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Shrecknet posted:Things are going great on X, the Everything App so you work from home, op
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Dec 12, 2023 08:12
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I have two questions about those pants: 1) isn't that just a fly with an extremely conspicuous circle highlighting your junk 2) don't they already make sweatpants with a fly
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Dec 12, 2023 11:42
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Also the model they got for the pants has undergarments that are san similar zipper making any attempts to masturbate futile. I'm not convinced the person who made the jack off pants knows how jacking off works. :colberts.
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Dec 12, 2023 11:50
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There's not even a place for the cum to go
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Dec 12, 2023 11:56
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https://twitter.com/MatthewDR/status/1734065443189723556?t=A85Aq_eBZIHcp0A83yRODA&s=19
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Dec 12, 2023 11:58
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moist turtleneck posted:https://twitter.com/MatthewDR/status/1734065443189723556?t=A85Aq_eBZIHcp0A83yRODA&s=19 lol at none of them knowing how to take the turn without having to go in reverse
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Dec 12, 2023 12:38
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moist turtleneck posted:https://twitter.com/MatthewDR/status/1734065443189723556?t=A85Aq_eBZIHcp0A83yRODA&s=19 Might not be sea worthy but definitely turns like a boat.
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Dec 12, 2023 12:42
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moist turtleneck posted:https://twitter.com/MatthewDR/status/1734065443189723556?t=A85Aq_eBZIHcp0A83yRODA&s=19 it's got rear axle steering for tighter turns and they still gently caress it up
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Dec 12, 2023 12:49
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Very cool trucks. Like a videogame.
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Dec 12, 2023 12:51
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PsychoInternetHawk posted:I have two questions about those pants: why are you asking us? there's a contact us link on their website
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Dec 12, 2023 13:15
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Panfilo posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1734070899739890163?t=EWPWYDIa-V7LWoWbe3b-Bg&s=19 holy loving lmao
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Dec 12, 2023 13:35
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Panfilo posted:https://twitter.com/Chad_WestReal/status/1734024736525430964?t=F_mGqcQ7YJjYI6E8hnutEQ&s=19 cool government design, def only want one person deciding that stuff
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Dec 12, 2023 13:37
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Dec 12, 2023 13:44
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lol is this supposed to be Elon https://twitter.com/bitcoin_scoop/status/1733209084596207717?t=wZMqOlXidTyN8e3qDkeAWA&s=19
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Dec 12, 2023 13:44
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- literally the softest man imaginable
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Dec 12, 2023 13:44
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Panfilo posted:https://twitter.com/AGAndrewBailey/status/1734283515007480188?t=QsoK977nyXPAbNDT3_vtvw&s=19 lol ok
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Dec 12, 2023 13:45
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Panfilo posted:https://twitter.com/nandoodles/status/1734099458697171354?t=sewHXrPOa05LgAdoXBkGLw&s=19 the replies are wild, twitter is looking more like /pol/ every day
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Dec 12, 2023 13:46
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Mrs. Dash posted:
finally, the sequel to doodoo pants
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Dec 12, 2023 13:46
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People just don't assume you're masturbating if you have pants on
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Dec 12, 2023 14:09
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The masturbating bear on Conan wore a diaper and that's how you knew he was hosed up
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Dec 12, 2023 14:11
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moist turtleneck posted:The masturbating bear on Conan wore a diaper and that's how you knew he was hosed up
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Dec 12, 2023 14:11
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he just needed a place for the cum to go leave him alone
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Dec 12, 2023 14:12
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Circle Nine posted:he just needed a place for the cum to go leave him alone diaper wearer found
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Dec 12, 2023 14:15
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moist turtleneck posted:There's not even a place for the cum to go Turn off your monitor.
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Dec 12, 2023 14:16
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Shrecknet posted:Things are going great on X, the Everything App Keep On Jackin'
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Dec 12, 2023 14:17
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:diaper wearer found listen pal sometimes you need to publicly and discretely masturbate in the corner of coffee shops and the cum has to go somewhere i dont know what other solution you have it
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Dec 12, 2023 14:20
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you cant bring your cumjar with you thats just weird
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Dec 12, 2023 14:21
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WrasslorMonkey posted:Turn off your monitor. No don't, the posts are better that way
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Dec 12, 2023 14:23
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moist turtleneck posted:https://twitter.com/MatthewDR/status/1734065443189723556?t=A85Aq_eBZIHcp0A83yRODA&s=19 Nice turning radius For a clown to wear To the circus Idiot
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Dec 12, 2023 14:25
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Jackoff pants solve this.
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Dec 12, 2023 14:27
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