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Z the IVth posted:Most people are quite happy to have their chest listened to or their abdomens prodded. I've had my balls fondled a few times and each time the doctor has been extremely apologetic about it and I weirdly just don't care at all, they can fondle away. E: terrible loving snipe, lol. Doctor_Fruitbat fucked around with this message at 22:51 on Dec 11, 2023 |
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Z the IVth posted:Most people are quite happy to have their chest listened to or their abdomens prodded. Well that's the thing they didn't ask me, just called his mate in with me there on the table.
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Dec 11, 2023 22:49
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When I needed to have my bumhole examined I actually felt worse about having the chaperone come in. Obviously it's a very good idea (Nobody ever called one in for Penis Inspection though?) but it definitely felt a bit like "Not totally sure I want more people around while you're putting a finger up my rear end, doc".
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Dec 11, 2023 22:51
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OwlFancier posted:Well that's the thing they didn't ask me, just called his mate in with me there on the table. Yeah that's not on, I always understood that they were obligated to ask your permission to involve anyone else, hell even when I've gone in for not at all intimate stuff they've always said "Hey this is Doctor Looks Like A Child, he's in training and is sitting in with me today, is that alright?" and sure you get the impression you'll be seen as a oval office if you reply "No" but, like, at least they check.
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Dec 11, 2023 22:56
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I guessed what was up with my arse when I had to have it done and did a little fist pump when he said I was right. It’s just an anus, may as well have a good time with it.
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Dec 11, 2023 22:57
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:I've had my balls fondled a few times and each time the doctor has been extremely apologetic about it and I weirdly just don't care at all, they can fondle away.
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Dec 11, 2023 22:57
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Ms Adequate posted:When I needed to have my bumhole examined I actually felt worse about having the chaperone come in. Obviously it's a very good idea (Nobody ever called one in for Penis Inspection though?) but it definitely felt a bit like "Not totally sure I want more people around while you're putting a finger up my rear end, doc". Wait you get a chaperone for the bumhole exam? I've had two and no spectators  E: yes I'm definitely going to hospitals not just weird buildings full of people who grab my bits.
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Dec 11, 2023 22:59
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OwlFancier posted:Well that's the thing they didn't ask me, just called his mate in with me there on the table. Yeah that's quite rude (and arguably assault) and you're well within your rights to kick up a fuss. These days genital exams are under "must be chaperoned" so it's definitely held to a higher standard than "regular" examinations. Ofc you sometimes walk into a room to find that the patient is already lounging on the couch buck naked. Edit It's already been said but mandating chaperones can sometimes make things even more awkward if you end up having the wrong gender available and the patient is particularly sensitive. Z the IVth fucked around with this message at 23:07 on Dec 11, 2023 |
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Dec 11, 2023 23:01
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Jakabite posted:I guessed what was up with my arse when I had to have it done and did a little fist pump when he said I was right. "Oh that's the Olympus CF-XZ1200L/I" like some after watershed version of You Bet!
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Dec 11, 2023 23:05
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flipping through the last couple pages absolutely certain there are thread title candidates
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Dec 11, 2023 23:11
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OwlFancier posted:Wait you get a chaperone for the bumhole exam? I've had two and no spectators It's the most devastating moment in a young man's life, when he quite reasonably says to himself, "My bumhole is entirely unremarkable!" It is at that moment that all ambition ceases to exist.
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Dec 11, 2023 23:26
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Ms Adequate posted:When I needed to have my bumhole examined I actually felt worse about having the chaperone come in. Obviously it's a very good idea (Nobody ever called one in for Penis Inspection though?) but it definitely felt a bit like "Not totally sure I want more people around while you're putting a finger up my rear end, doc". About 20 people were involved when I got a vibrator stuck. Sounds like you got lucky
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Dec 11, 2023 23:29
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Dec 11, 2023 23:35
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Gaffer, grip, best boy, director, AD, makeup, boom operator, sound, a couple of lighting techs, cameras 1 and 2, continuity, set dressers, prop master and runner?
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Dec 11, 2023 23:55
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And stunt cock.
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Dec 12, 2023 00:01
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Guavanaut posted:I missed the word 'with' in this sentence and was very confused, like you were guessing what equipment they were using by feel alone. Hang on a second, the NHS probes aren’t usually ribbed, OR vibrating!
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Dec 12, 2023 00:32
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Jakabite posted:Hang on a second, the NHS probes aren’t usually ribbed, OR vibrating! That's why you go private
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Dec 12, 2023 01:01
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I've had a colonoscopy where beforehand they asked me to sign for using the internal footage to train students. Having your bumhole be a point of scientific concern is a great honour.
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Dec 12, 2023 02:57
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Also had NHS Fentanyl on that day. It's ok. Probably the wrong circumstances to enjoy the buzz.
Brendan Rodgers fucked around with this message at 03:20 on Dec 12, 2023 |
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Dec 12, 2023 03:08
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Brendan Rodgers posted:Also had NHS Fentanyl on that day. Was that directly related to the colonoscopy? If so, what the gently caress, I've been shortchanged. All I got was a tiny bit of midazolam and the worst pain I've ever experienced.
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Dec 12, 2023 07:34
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New PM tomorrow?
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Dec 12, 2023 09:06
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https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2023/dec/11/keir-starmer-promises-red-wall-voters-the-basics-of-government-done-better
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Dec 12, 2023 09:26
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quote:in a speech that has been moved to Buckinghamshire from a northern constituency in order for the Labour leader to stay close to Westminster as MPs prepare to vote on the government’s Rwanda bill
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Dec 12, 2023 09:29
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Scientastic posted:New PM tomorrow? Go on you coward, make it a confidence vote. Bring on the election. The bill has next to no chance of going through before the election, even if they do pass it today, it'll be blocked by the lords. Every day they try and cling to power, the weaker they look.
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Dec 12, 2023 09:41
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The Tories figure they're now guaranteed to lose under Sunak next year so may as well roll the dice on a new PM one last time. MORE CHAOS PLEASE
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Dec 12, 2023 09:47
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Happy Tories Infighting and Knifing Yet Another PM Day to all who celebrate.
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Dec 12, 2023 09:49
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I’m always happy to have the students in, have to learn it somewhere. Most interesting when during a stay where the consultant came in and said they had a few students outside and wanted them to try and work out what was wrong with me from symptoms and histories. As I already knew I wasn’t to tell or help them, just answer their questions like I was the mystery guest on a game show.
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Dec 12, 2023 09:50
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it has come to my attention that owlfancier accidentally lost ukmt thread ik powers when the new thread started, as a regrettable side effect of thread ik technical implementation i'm going to request they be reactivated guavanaut is grandfathered in because he, like his avatar jeremy corbyn, is very old and bearded
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Dec 12, 2023 10:21
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So they're really going to try it today, huh? Literally going to pass the We Are Racist Morons Who Don't Understand Law Act 2023 that won't change our supreme court ruling because they already said that UK law was only one half of why this plan was illegal, the other being international law. Sure, force a vote on this you sons and daughters of seven generations of bastards.
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Dec 12, 2023 10:32
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Apparently some mps were due to jet off to the Caribbean If I had my holiday cancelled at the last minute I know which loving way I'd be voting.
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Dec 12, 2023 10:45
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In other news I’m reading about how pay growth is dropping, great progress against the boogie person of a wage-price spiral. Seems to be a convenient headline but also news to me as nobody I know has had anything resembling inflation level raises if anything at all.
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Dec 12, 2023 10:51
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Dec 12, 2023 10:57
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who has a breakfast meeting anyway? just eat your own drat brexit
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Dec 12, 2023 11:08
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This is factually untrue. They released the Remastered versions of the first two Tony Hawks games. You know, going back to the old hits, but with slightly less of the licenced music.
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Dec 12, 2023 11:38
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 https://twitter.com/leekern13/status/1734487852749324732?t=vfJoZbu2DWq2MFqALiCdwg&s=19
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Dec 12, 2023 11:43
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uhh 2021??? 
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Dec 12, 2023 11:49
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The Question IRL posted:This is factually untrue. To be fair, it had the tunes I would have chosen: Police Truck, Jerry Was a Race Car Driver, Superman (I don't even like it but it's kind of iconic), Bring The Noise, Guerilla Radio, Evil Eye, & even the terribly funny Powerman 5000 song, and added some great poo poo like A Tribe Called Quest & Skepta. The rock additions aren't really to my taste aside from Viagra Boys, and we really didn't need a Machine Gun Kelly song, but hey, it's still better than being compared to Kieth. Even if it needs like...Dragonaut by Sleep, and it's made they didn't get Ride or Die by Doomriders, would have fit well Also I'd say they put out the Ollie Ollie games between 2014 & last year & they are pretty well received. forkboy84 fucked around with this message at 11:55 on Dec 12, 2023 |
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Dec 12, 2023 11:51
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Tony Blair Pro Skater
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Dec 12, 2023 11:53
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The Question IRL posted:This is factually untrue. This does not count and you know it.
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kecske posted:uhh 2021??? Oh, well then, I stand corrected.
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