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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Pham Nuwen posted:

also you'd never know because why would you have your phone out at a party?

Well, maybe that was you, but I was getting chicks MSN Messenger deets.

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Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Big Mac posted:

There were multiple people I was in school with who managed to break their RAZR in two, so they couldn't text and had to take all their calls on speaker.

The original sidetalking.

Weird Pumpkin
Oct 7, 2007

I had a RAZR with a sweet dragon on it, the peak of my coolness...

Aix
Jul 6, 2006
$10
i had a RAZR for like, a year and what really stuck out was how there was no snake for it and the sound quality on phone calls was pretty dogshit compared to other phones of the time. also the vibration was weak as hell, you couldnt even make that thing fall off a table

it broke when i dropped it in a toilet so i went back to some old b&w nokia which suited my needs

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug

Computer viking posted:

The Razr was also a bit of an American phenomenon- it was for sale over in Norway, but I don't think I knew anyone who had one.

I've seen exactly one, and that was in Honningsvåg of all places!

Everyone in Norway had Ericsson or Nokia phones in the mid-late 90s/early 00s, and Motorola had just a tiny bit of the market. Their biggest hit was probably the Star-Tac, and that was expensive as poo poo if I remember correctly.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Weird Pumpkin posted:

I had a RAZR with a sweet dragon on it, the peak of my coolness...

You reminded me that the Tribal Tattoo Gameboy Advance SP was a real product:




The Aughts were an... Interesting time.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Weatherman posted:

Wow that brings back forum memories. Someone had that as redtext but it was I DROVE INTO A DAYCARE AND.
Goddammit! I knew it was something but didn't remember what.
Drove in to a pole didn't quite fave the right ring to it but I couldn't remember.

DMorbid
Jan 6, 2011

With our special guest star, RUSH! YAYYYYYYYYY

DrBouvenstein posted:

You reminded me that the Tribal Tattoo Gameboy Advance SP was a real product:




The Aughts were an... Interesting time.
I own one of these!



(pictured next to my Japanese PSP-3000, which I really should've cleaned beforehand)

The properly backlit AGS-101 model of the GBA SP got an extremely limited release in Europe in 2005 (slightly less limited in North America), so when I learned of its existence some years later and went hunting for one, the least overpriced one I could find was this tribal tattoo monstrosity. Of course, the original frontlit AGS-001 SP was also available in this... style... so not all of these have the brighter AGS-101 screen.

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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
GBA-punk. pearl blue 4 life

Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.


Desert Bus posted:

It was rock solid for me and when I was done with it I forced it out of spec to see what would happen and it just. would. not. die.

I think it also depended on exactly which version you had. Any v1 or v2 wasn't great. v3m was amazing and then by the end, the v3a was a hugely cheaped-out version that wasn't as great.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Big Mac posted:

There were multiple people I was in school with who managed to break their RAZR in two, so they couldn't text and had to take all their calls on speaker.

lmao

I really liked my razr, I don't remember thinking it felt cheap but it was a long rear end time ago

the aesthetic of it was great, and flipping a phone open is a statement

Sir Mat of Dickie
Jul 19, 2012

"There is no solitude greater than that of the samurai unless it be that of a tiger in the jungle... perhaps..."
It was nice to close the phone to hang up. I hate fiddling for the end call button.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club

Sir Mat of Dickie posted:

It was nice to close the phone to hang up. I hate fiddling for the end call button.

When I was a kid, I was once told it was rude to hang the phone up like that, and it caused a lifelong habit of always hanging up by pressing gently down on the thingy with my finger first. I never got to experience the feeling of hanging up the phone properly without it being accompanied by crippling guilt :(

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
angrily slamming my finger onto a touchscreen does not have the same satisfaction as slamming a handset or, to a lesser extent, clapping a flipfone shut


e. speaking of, how are the new razrs / bendy flippy samsung phones? I cannot fathom how the screens in those are able to bend and last any amount of time

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Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Gonna make an app that plays a loud phone slamming sound whenever you click end call

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Code Jockey posted:

angrily slamming my finger onto a touchscreen does not have the same satisfaction as slamming a handset or, to a lesser extent, clapping a flipfone shut

Where there's a will, there's a way

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Code Jockey posted:

e. speaking of, how are the new razrs / bendy flippy samsung phones? I cannot fathom how the screens in those are able to bend and last any amount of time

I think generally they don't, which is a feature cos then you have to buy a new one.

Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.


Code Jockey posted:

e. speaking of, how are the new razrs / bendy flippy samsung phones? I cannot fathom how the screens in those are able to bend and last any amount of time

I've only had my new Razr about a week, but I can say answering/hanging up by opening/closing it feels just as good as ever.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
I do 5-10 calls a month maybe, don't really hang up that much.

Since text and email came around, phone calls have been the obsolete tech for me

JnnyThndrs
May 29, 2001

HERE ARE THE FUCKING TOWELS

Explosionface posted:

I think it also depended on exactly which version you had. Any v1 or v2 wasn't great. v3m was amazing and then by the end, the v3a was a hugely cheaped-out version that wasn't as great.

Yeah, my partner and I had good luck with our Razrs , but they were V3m’s.

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug

Code Jockey posted:

angrily slamming my finger onto a touchscreen does not have the same satisfaction as slamming a handset or, to a lesser extent, clapping a flipfone shut


e. speaking of, how are the new razrs / bendy flippy samsung phones? I cannot fathom how the screens in those are able to bend and last any amount of time

I watch Mr. Mobile on YouTube because I'm a consumer whore, and he has done reviews on all the Samsungs and lots of other foldables. Every single one develops creases, delaminates the layers, splits, cracks or gets dust and dirt inside places where you can't get it out.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

evobatman posted:

Every single one develops creases, delaminates the layers, splits, cracks or gets dust and dirt inside places where you can't get it out.

Finally a phone I can relate to

Randalor
Sep 4, 2011



evobatman posted:

I watch Mr. Mobile on YouTube because I'm a consumer whore, and he has done reviews on all the Samsungs and lots of other foldables. Every single one develops creases, delaminates the layers, splits, cracks or gets dust and dirt inside places where you can't get it out.

It's good to know my initial gut feeling of "That seems... bad" when I saw them was right. Just because you can make phones with screens that can bend 180 degrees doesn't mean you should.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Randalor posted:

It's good to know my initial gut feeling of "That seems... bad" when I saw them was right. Just because you can make phones with screens that can bend 180 degrees doesn't mean you should.

well, screens that bend 180 degrees, until they start to come apart I guess lol


e. like for real I saw the bendy samsung commercials and was like "we cannot have that technology yet"

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Randalor posted:

It's good to know my initial gut feeling of "That seems... bad" when I saw them was right. Just because you can make phones with screens that can bend 180 degrees doesn't mean you should.

Reminds me of the slider phones with the mini keyboards - I had one back like 15+ years ago, it lasted about a year before the slider contacts bit the dust. After that the screen went completely white & it was totally unusable. Fun idea in theory but needed to be way more robust in practice.

Groke
Jul 27, 2007
New Adventures In Mom Strength

evobatman posted:

I've seen exactly one, and that was in Honningsvåg of all places!

Everyone in Norway had Ericsson or Nokia phones in the mid-late 90s/early 00s, and Motorola had just a tiny bit of the market. Their biggest hit was probably the Star-Tac, and that was expensive as poo poo if I remember correctly.

Yah, I didn't get a smartphone until like 2015 or something; old Nokia until then.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

BOOTY-ADE posted:

Reminds me of the slider phones with the mini keyboards - I had one back like 15+ years ago, it lasted about a year before the slider contacts bit the dust. After that the screen went completely white & it was totally unusable. Fun idea in theory but needed to be way more robust in practice.

I really liked the tiny Kyocera slider I had, but I don't remember how long I had it. 1-2 years, probably.

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

Groke posted:

Yah, I didn't get a smartphone until like 2015 or something; old Nokia until then.

I picked up a HTC Hero in 2009, so it's not like we were all feature phone holdouts - but I was coming from a SonyEricsson brick with 2g and Opera Mini and wanted to test having a way larger screen for my (exotic! expensive! slow!) mobile browsing.

I do sometimes miss the scroll wheel on that thing.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Code Jockey posted:

angrily slamming my finger onto a touchscreen does not have the same satisfaction as slamming a handset or, to a lesser extent, clapping a flipfone shut


e. speaking of, how are the new razrs / bendy flippy samsung phones? I cannot fathom how the screens in those are able to bend and last any amount of time

The screens are fine. Will they last 20 years? No, but neither will any other smart phone. The problem (for me at least, I had a ZFlip 3 5G), was that the screen protector they have on it will over time either delaminate or crack where the crease is. You either need to replace it yourself or pay 100 bucks to get someone else to replace the screen protector. Some people just fully remove it, but the screen itself is plastic, so it will scratch without the protector. But the screen itself bends just fine, no real issues. My only big issue was that I accidentally dropped my phone and something jabbed the screen and there's a permanent green spot there now. It was a fun gimmick but I went back to a normal smart phone.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



My problem with the bendy phones is that they're like $1200, right? that's too much goddamn money for a cell phone

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

My LG Rumor Plus lasted I think like 6 years and drat I loved that thing. The physical keyboard was such a step up from the Nokia flipphone I was using in loving 2010

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Do the fold phones work as a scroll without getting ruined

Can I roll up my phone and put it in a scroll case like a loving mage of old (toilet paper tube) (to match my robe and wizard hat? ))

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


I liked my old phone that had the hinge out key board. It was much nicer to type on and nicer to hold for horizontal viewing too. The screens did keep dying unfortunately.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Do the fold phones work as a scroll without getting ruined

Can I roll up my phone and put it in a scroll case like a loving mage of old (toilet paper tube) (to match my robe and wizard hat? ))

We aren't to that point yet. Maybe never unless batteries go crazy with the cheese whiz.

Mr.Radar
Nov 5, 2005

You guys aren't going to believe this, but that guy is our games teacher.

Pham Nuwen posted:

My problem with the bendy phones is that they're like $1200, right? that's too much goddamn money for a cell phone

The latest Motorola Razr folding smartphone is available in a variant that's $700 MSRP, $500 unlocked on sale, and as low as $200 if you buy it locked to Boost Mobile. Of course that variant is also cut down to Moto G specs or lower in basically every respect that is not "has a folding screen" in order to hit that price point...

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Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


700 is still too much for a gimmick phone that'll break in six months.

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

Kwyndig posted:

700 is still too much for a gimmick phone that'll break in six months.

That sounds like something the warranty and/or consumer protection law where you live should absolutely cover. Of course that doesn't make it any less stressful to sort out.

On a related note, why is migrating from one android phone to another still so bad? Even Samsung to Samsung it's hit/miss what carries over, and heaven help you if you have to rely on cloud backups instead of a direct transfer.

Mr.Radar
Nov 5, 2005

You guys aren't going to believe this, but that guy is our games teacher.
This is a delightfully charming educational film:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYocptzXTnI

I especially appreciate the bit from roughly 6:00 to 7:30 and again from 14:00 to 15:00 where they emphasize how much control advertisers have over the content on radio and the corrosive effect it has on the programs (the more things change...). And then there's bit at 9:00 where they complain about how much air time is devoted to playing prerecorded music, if only they could have a crystal ball and see that not only would that become the dominant format of radio broadcasting but that even the DJs would be automated out of existence :shepface:

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


My favorite radio station still has DJs during the day but I don't listen at night so I don't know about after that. It goes morning show then the hosts of the morning show swap DJ duties throughout the day. But then they're not big corporate radio, so they do things differently and on a shoestring budget.

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Mr.Radar
Nov 5, 2005

You guys aren't going to believe this, but that guy is our games teacher.
Yeah, there are still good independent radio stations but pretty much any one owned by a conglomerate is either fully robotized or they broadcast the same DJ on like 100+ stations.

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