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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

NienNunb posted:

Oh my god, SLOM

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



look I didn't feel like typing out "shitloads of money" when SLOM is way funnier sounding :shrug:

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Erin M. Fiasco posted:

look I didn't feel like typing out "shitloads of money" when SLOM is way funnier sounding :shrug:

And look, you've revitalized the thread

A popular parents website warns that SLOM might be Dangerous Teen Texting Slang for Sucks the Life Out of Me

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!


Doing the Miu hands along with the main character

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Straight-Edge
Life
Over
Man

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

Punk getting the Suburban Lesbians of Michigan, it all makes sense now

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


You can give your cat a little bit of SLOM as a treat.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
DID. THAT. JUST. SLOM

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

Yeah I SLOM when I drive
Yeah I SLOM when I drive
Yeah I SLOM...

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son




"Snom?"

"No, SLOM."

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

:lol: Seth is going to beat Punk.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

Rhonne posted:

:lol: Seth is going to beat Punk.

Seth
Laughs
Over
(C)M (Punk)

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Ya think Punk demanded a Royal Rumble win to come back?

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Dango Bango posted:

Ya think Punk demanded a Royal Rumble win to come back?

I don't think Punk was in a position to demand anything.

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Adrenaline
In my SLOM
Something Something
CODY RHODES

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


SLOM on my nom like corm on the com

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Rhonne posted:

I don't think Punk was in a position to demand anything.

Yeah there was absolutely no reason they’d have had to bargain with him on this, they didn’t need him and his backup option was loving TNA lol

Tampa Bae
Aug 23, 2021

Please, this is all I have
The WWE desperately needs CM Punk, as they're running out of people for Roman Reigns to beat in his 10 year title reign.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
Punk going to finish his SLOM before Cody

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


After living in the heights of AEW and UFC, I can't believe Punk is back slomming it on raw

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Given that Cody had all the momentum in the world when he returned and he did not get to finish his story, there is no way that Punk gets over on Rollins to win a title.

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


Lamo if they have Punk win the Rumble and than challenge Seth for the consolation World Title

Maduo
Sep 8, 2006

You see all the colors.
All of them.


Sydney Bottocks posted:

Punk getting the Suburban Lesbians of Michigan, it all makes sense now

thats far too many starbucks gift cards

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



projecthalaxy posted:

And look, you've revitalized the thread

A popular parents website warns that SLOM might be Dangerous Teen Texting Slang for Sucks the Life Out of Me

Is Your Child Texting About CM PUNK?
Know these warning signs:

brb - Back on Raw, Baby
lol - Larry On Lock
smh - Substantially Mortgaged House
tbh - The Biggest Heavyweight
stfu - Samoa, TNA For You?
idc - I Desire Collision
wdmks - What Do My Knuckles Say?

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Erin M. Fiasco posted:

Is Your Child Texting About CM PUNK?
Know these warning signs:

brb - Back on Raw, Baby
lol - Larry On Lock
smh - Substantially Mortgaged House
tbh - The Biggest Heavyweight
stfu - Samoa, TNA For You?
idc - I Desire Collision
wdmks - What Do My Knuckles Say?

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Erin M. Fiasco posted:

Is Your Child Texting About CM PUNK?
Know these warning signs:

brb - Back on Raw, Baby
lol - Larry On Lock
smh - Substantially Mortgaged House
tbh - The Biggest Heavyweight
stfu - Samoa, TNA For You?
idc - I Desire Collision
wdmks - What Do My Knuckles Say?

Correct, yes

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Erin M. Fiasco posted:

Is Your Child Texting About CM PUNK?
Know these warning signs:

brb - Back on Raw, Baby
lol - Larry On Lock
smh - Substantially Mortgaged House
tbh - The Biggest Heavyweight
stfu - Samoa, TNA For You?
idc - I Desire Collision
wdmks - What Do My Knuckles Say?

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

Erin M. Fiasco posted:

Is Your Child Texting About CM PUNK?
Know these warning signs:

brb - Back on Raw, Baby
lol - Larry On Lock
smh - Substantially Mortgaged House
tbh - The Biggest Heavyweight
stfu - Samoa, TNA For You?
idc - I Desire Collision
wdmks - What Do My Knuckles Say?

lmao - Larry May Acquire Orthodonty
wywh - Wangman, You Weep Heavily
csl - Colt Should Leave

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
HE'S GONNA

HE'S GONNA

HE'S GONNA SLOM

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

As somebody who had this as an original SA avatar, and i guess who coined SLOM, i heartily approve of this post

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


:wom: but slom

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova

Digital Jedi posted:

Punk going to finish his SLOM before Cody

Yeah man we know he's bad with finances, that's the whole reason why he's back in WWF

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Erin M. Fiasco posted:

Is Your Child Texting About CM PUNK?
Know these warning signs:

brb - Back on Raw, Baby
lol - Larry On Lock
smh - Substantially Mortgaged House
tbh - The Biggest Heavyweight
stfu - Samoa, TNA For You?
idc - I Desire Collision
wdmks - What Do My Knuckles Say?

dtf - disinteresting to fans

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

stab posted:

As somebody who had this as an original SA avatar, and i guess who coined SLOM, i heartily approve of this post

Thank you, I did it on a crowded N train.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Vandar posted:

This is Maxxine's second ever singles match, and also only her sixth match overall.

I know the answer is 'lol WWE' but why the gently caress are you putting her on TV like this?

And if you're doing this, why ain't it a twenty-second squash by Rhea?

Uh so why is she on Raw and not NXT? That is awful.

The submission is cool, though

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!
HHH keeping up the proud WWE Tradition of using people in the way destined to make them look as bad as possible

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
Maybe ten years ago you could argue punk was an all time great talent. At this point. Hangman has surpassed him.

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Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

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