[MUSK] All core systems are now on X.com (UPDATE BOOKMARKS)

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Glumwheels: Jan 25, 2003; https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

Panfilo posted:

Lol dipshit got community noted
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1734366892603609508?t=dQ0KNxyf2Ou9LGd7T8Y5kw&s=19

Pretty sure it�s based on a book they didn�t write

# ? Dec 13, 2023 00:20

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 15:17

parasyte: Aug 13, 2003; Nobody wants to die except the suicides. They're no fun.

readers added context: a krassenstein tweet

# ? Dec 13, 2023 00:34

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

krassenstein is their Alan Colmes

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# ? Dec 13, 2023 00:43

ben shapino: Nov 22, 2020

man can you imagine if a movie had white characters saying bad things about minorities... that wouldn't be acceptable today

# ? Dec 13, 2023 00:54

ex post facho: Oct 25, 2007

if you haven't watched it, i'll save you the time

ex post facho posted:

leave the world behind is one of the most psychotically liberal movies ive ever seen. its set up as a sci-fi/thriller. it prominently notes in the opening credits, "executive producers: barack and michelle obama". there's some spooky happenings in the beginning that suggest there's some sort of ELE occurring with gps being out, radio being down, "blackouts like there was in 2017", a cyberattack? then when ethan hawke is driving into a small town on long island to try and figure out what's going on a drone drops thousands of bright red leaflets with a big snake on the front, with arabic script that their teenage son tells them means "death to america" because he saw it in his game. "It could be the Iranians!". one of the characters quotes the west wing, and says their favorite seasons were "the sorkin ones". There's multiple instances of an unexplained noise shattering windows and causing them to become dizzy and pass out that one of the characters says "could be like a microwave weapon that uses sound, like in Cuba". a prominent plot point is their daughter is super upset about not being able to watch the final episode of "friends" on their iPad. another character is a financier who apparently saw some of this coming because "they see the curve [of the market]". they meet a prepper chud after searching for medicine for their son whose teeth begin unexpectedly falling out (lol), again saying "that happened to some people who heard the noise in Cuba too". The chud laughingly tells them "you should read the papers deeper than page 1! The RUSSIANS recalled all their diplomats a few days ago!".

It's 2 1/2 hours long. lots of Tesla, Jeep, Apple product placement throughout.

it's one of the stupidest, most inane movies i've ever seen. the ending is a couple of the characters finding a clearing on the island and oops! mushroom clouds over nyc. cut to their little girl finding an open unoccupied doomsday bunker in a nearby house (of course), she goes in, turns everything on and finds a box set of friends and starts watching the last episode.

i cannot believe that was a movie

# ? Dec 13, 2023 01:44

George H.W. Cunt: Oct 6, 2010

the twilight zone episode did it in 30 minutes

# ? Dec 13, 2023 01:53

morningdrew: Jul 18, 2003; It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

Panfilo posted:

Lol dipshit got community noted
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1734366892603609508?t=dQ0KNxyf2Ou9LGd7T8Y5kw&s=19

My takeaway from this movie was "god I hope this happens to America"

# ? Dec 13, 2023 01:55

spaceblancmange: Apr 19, 2018; #essereFerrari

wearing the jack off pants backwards right now because i have chronic diarrhea but dont worry once it resolves they are going on the right way so i can jack off in comfort and style!

# ? Dec 13, 2023 01:58

Circle Nine: Mar 1, 2009; But that’s how it is when you start wanting to have things. Now, I just look at them, and when I go away I carry them in my head. Then my hands are always free, because I don’t have to carry a suitcase.

bro just wear a onesy and you can jack it or poop it

# ? Dec 13, 2023 02:06

limp dick calvin: Sep 1, 2006; Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Grey Fox posted:

lol

do I look like I know what a dang altcoin is?

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# ? Dec 13, 2023 02:08

the milk machine: Jul 23, 2002; lick my keys

spaceblancmange posted:

wearing the jack off pants backwards right now because i have chronic diarrhea but dont worry once it resolves they are going on the right way so i can jack off in comfort and style!

worn in that fashion they are called Back Off Pants 🤣🤣🤣

# ? Dec 13, 2023 02:15

Panfilo: Aug 27, 2011; Can't post for 5 days!

morningdrew posted:

My takeaway from this movie was "god I hope this happens to America"

Theres no internet connection you won't be able to shitpost or stream your animes anymore. You're gonna have to give rim jobs to your prepper neighbor in exchange for insulin.

# ? Dec 13, 2023 02:22

sharknado slashfic: Jun 24, 2011

ex post facho posted:

if you haven't watched it, i'll save you the time

No one is going to read all that but thank you

# ? Dec 13, 2023 02:26

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

limp dick calvin posted:

do I look like I know what a dang altcoin is?

Bill bets his life savings on NFTs

# ? Dec 13, 2023 02:41

Poco: Jul 17, 2005; ....I am a Tariff Man

Circle Nine posted:

bro just wear a onesy and you can jack it or poop it

Me and the fellas at JO pants are working on it

# ? Dec 13, 2023 02:49

codenameFANGIO: May 4, 2012; What are you even booing here?

sharknado slashfic posted:

No one is going to read all that but thank you

I read it

# ? Dec 13, 2023 02:56

Circle Nine: Mar 1, 2009; But that’s how it is when you start wanting to have things. Now, I just look at them, and when I go away I carry them in my head. Then my hands are always free, because I don’t have to carry a suitcase.

elon musk more like felonious musk

# ? Dec 13, 2023 03:20

Teratrain: Aug 23, 2007; Waiting for Godot

The existence of Jack Off Pants implies the existence of Jack On Pants. Or perhaps a spooky version, the Jack Off Pantern

# ? Dec 13, 2023 04:09

hadji murad: Apr 18, 2006

the milk machine posted:

worn in that fashion they are called Back Off Pants 🤣🤣🤣

I want both ends open so I can get in a big ol daisy chain

# ? Dec 13, 2023 04:20

Quotey: Aug 16, 2006; We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.

Also some sort of snuggie version

# ? Dec 13, 2023 04:25

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

hadji murad posted:

I want both ends open so I can get in a big ol daisy chain

thems just chaps. you can get those anywhere

# ? Dec 13, 2023 04:28

Circle Nine: Mar 1, 2009; But that’s how it is when you start wanting to have things. Now, I just look at them, and when I go away I carry them in my head. Then my hands are always free, because I don’t have to carry a suitcase.

Eat This Glob posted:

thems just chaps. you can get those anywhere

all the other folks at the daisy chain are going to make fun of you if you just have regular chaps instead of jo pants

# ? Dec 13, 2023 04:36

Mrs. Dash: Apr 11, 2009

ex post facho posted:

if you haven't watched it, i'll save you the time

The book has even less of a plot.

# ? Dec 13, 2023 04:46

hadji murad: Apr 18, 2006

chaps are too formal imo

# ? Dec 13, 2023 04:48

the milk machine: Jul 23, 2002; lick my keys

you could buy Jack Off Pants and have an experienced tailor modify them to add an rear end flap

# ? Dec 13, 2023 05:03

Mola Yam: Jun 18, 2004; Kali Ma Shakti de!

"does sir dress to the left or to the right?"

"neither; straight ahead my man"

# ? Dec 13, 2023 05:07

WrasslorMonkey: Mar 5, 2012

If Jack bought you off pants, would you buy Jack off pants?

# ? Dec 13, 2023 05:07

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

moist turtleneck has issued a correction as of 05:10 on Dec 13, 2023

# ? Dec 13, 2023 05:08

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

https://twitter.com/mayemusk/status/1712970372759396512?t=h4qMy-JlIc1jHdAjhePszg&s=19

# ? Dec 13, 2023 05:12

SatansOnion: Dec 12, 2011

moist turtleneck posted:

...

and for the ease and comfort of your bowels, it even comes two-thirds pre-digested :barf:

e: hashtag delicious, nutritious

# ? Dec 13, 2023 05:19

WrasslorMonkey: Mar 5, 2012

Before pic?

# ? Dec 13, 2023 05:31

titty_baby_: Nov 11, 2015

M'suk

# ? Dec 13, 2023 05:43

CaptainBeefart: Mar 28, 2016

moist turtleneck posted:

https://twitter.com/mayemusk/status/1712970372759396512?t=h4qMy-JlIc1jHdAjhePszg&s=19

Muskaroni 😋

# ? Dec 13, 2023 05:49

Celexi: Nov 25, 2006; Slava Ukraini!

moist turtleneck posted:

https://twitter.com/mayemusk/status/1712970372759396512?t=h4qMy-JlIc1jHdAjhePszg&s=19

who the gently caress puked all of that lmao

# ? Dec 13, 2023 05:51

Saltpowered: Apr 12, 2010; Chief Executive Officer
Awful Industries, LLC

the milk machine posted:

you could buy Jack Off Pants and have an experienced tailor modify them to add an rear end flap

If they are soft pants with an assflap and a concealed opening in the front they are basically old-timey PJs.

�

I should not have searched for buttflap pajamas attempting the find a picture. The results range from hilarious to truly disturbing.

# ? Dec 13, 2023 05:55

the milk machine: Jul 23, 2002; lick my keys

moist turtleneck posted:

https://twitter.com/mayemusk/status/1712970372759396512?t=h4qMy-JlIc1jHdAjhePszg&s=19

Nixon: (Muttering) Jesus Christ

# ? Dec 13, 2023 06:00

Palladium: May 8, 2012; Very Good
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moist turtleneck posted:

https://twitter.com/mayemusk/status/1712970372759396512?t=h4qMy-JlIc1jHdAjhePszg&s=19

looks like something even pigs would feel disgusted by

# ? Dec 13, 2023 06:02

1glitch0: Sep 4, 2018; I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

moist turtleneck posted:

https://twitter.com/mayemusk/status/1712970372759396512?t=h4qMy-JlIc1jHdAjhePszg&s=19

Why would someone who doesn't like cooking write a cook book?

# ? Dec 13, 2023 06:19

Brigadier Sockface: Apr 1, 2007

1glitch0 posted:

Why would someone who doesn't like cooking write a cook book?

Was Elizabeth Warren wrong?

# ? Dec 13, 2023 06:48

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Large Testicles: Jun 1, 2020; [ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Brigadier Sockface posted:

Was Elizabeth Warren wrong?

yes?

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# ? Dec 13, 2023 06:52

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