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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

TIP posted:

ash just walked up to me, put his paw on my knee, and winked at me

can I sue my dog for sexual harassment?

You could, but the trial would reveal all the times you didn’t give him treats that he as a good boy rightfully deserved and you’d then be charged and convicted of neglect, and sent to prison and your cell mates would be one of your former crazy neighbors and Derpies.

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ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



TIP posted:

ash just walked up to me, put his paw on my knee, and winked at me

can I sue my dog for sexual harassment?

I am Ash's attorney and boyhowdy are you in trouble mister

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Santa nailed to a crucifix

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



I'm using the 5kpt as my digital note pad, hope no one minds

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Leave threatening message TIPs phone on behalf of Ash, make sure it's anonymous

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Make chocholate chip cookies, add coconut and walnuts but don't tell anyone

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Use a cute voice but make fun of the cat while doing it

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Give power of attorney to fartknocker

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Commit high treason for a bag of M&Ms

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Get extra bacon

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Nipples

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
I had to find this for another thread and I’m reposting it here cause it’s funny

https://i.imgur.com/n6V33au.mp4

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


some real good ideas happening here

but not walnuts in cookies wtf macadamias or go home

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Peanut butter cookies with toffee chips

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Make cookies and add chopped pickles, send to Ruby say they are from bagmo

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



fartknocker posted:

I had to find this for another thread and I’m reposting it here cause it’s funny

https://i.imgur.com/n6V33au.mp4

The guy in the background is classic

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

The guy in the background is classic

:hai: I mimic his “god drat!” all the time

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


ilovebeersooomuch posted:

Make cookies and add chopped pickles, send to Ruby say they are from bagmo

this is a hate crime

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

Ruby Gloom posted:

some real good ideas happening here

but not walnuts in cookies wtf macadamias or go home

Chopped roasted hazelnuts?

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



walnuts are good in cookies

ruby just has some kind of broken taste buds

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


i like walnuts but they don't seem like they belong in cookies :shrug:

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



I think they're like, the most common nut to go in chocolate chip cookies

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



wikipedia:
Chocolate chip cookies are commonly made with white sugar; brown sugar; flour; salt; eggs; a leavening agent such as baking soda; a fat, typically butter or shortening; vanilla extract; and chocolate pieces. Some recipes also include milk or nuts (such as chopped walnuts) in the dough.

some nut company:

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Make cookies with Dee’s nuts

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



E: ^^^lol i just missed it

"What are the best nuts to put in cookies?"
Answer: :smuggo:

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Well the good news is I'm pretty sure it's not the flu. Just a cold. At least I can take the day off work.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Ruby Gloom posted:

some real good ideas happening here

but not walnuts in cookies wtf macadamias or go home

Macadamia are the worst nuts. Coconut and chocolate is great.

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

Escape From Noise posted:

Macadamia are the worst nuts. Coconut and chocolate is great.

Macadamias are good but overrated

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

The less nuts in cookies, the better.

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"
GO NUTS

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



I'm at the movie theater with my mom to see die hard and I'm shocked that it's packed

this is despite the fact it's a tuesday and most theatres are showing it multiple times a day for at least the next week

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

redshirt posted:

The less nuts in cookies, the better.

I like walnuts in chocolate chip cookies. They had a nice flavor balance and texture.

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



TIP posted:

I'm at the movie theater with my mom to see die hard and I'm shocked that it's packed

this is despite the fact it's a tuesday and most theatres are showing it multiple times a day for at least the next week

People love a good christmas movie

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



fartknocker posted:

Give power of attorney to fartknocker

:thunk:

fartknocker posted:

Commit high treason for a bag of M&Ms

:hmmyes:

fartknocker posted:

Get extra bacon

:hmmyes:


:hmmyes:

"Honey? Was i supposed to set up an call with an M&M attorney with bacon nipples?"

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

TIP posted:

I'm at the movie theater with my mom to see die hard and I'm shocked that it's packed

this is despite the fact it's a tuesday and most theatres are showing it multiple times a day for at least the next week

My mom loves Die Hard so thanks to you I went and looked to see if my local theater is playing it so I could maybe take her. It is playing in town but only at 9:15 at night every day

Sadly I think both me and mom are too old for that :okboomer:

Visions of Valerie
Jun 18, 2023

Come this autumn, we'll be miles away...

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

:thunk:

:hmmyes:

:hmmyes:

:hmmyes:

"Honey? Was i supposed to set up an call with an M&M attorney with bacon nipples?"

bacon nipples? What is this, reddit?

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



DorkusMalorkus posted:

My mom loves Die Hard so thanks to you I went and looked to see if my local theater is playing it so I could maybe take her. It is playing in town but only at 9:15 at night every day

Sadly I think both me and mom are too old for that :okboomer:

drat that sucks, it was a good time, never seen it on the big screen before

at the end when the credits rolled we got up and went to leave the theatre and everyone else continued to sit there staring at the screen waiting for samuel l jackson to show up and invite john mcclane to the avengers initiative :lmao:

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Finally managed to drag my carcass to the store for tissues, medicine, and a few sundry items.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

As hokey as it is I think my favorite Christmas movie might be A Christmas Story.

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Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


TIP posted:

drat that sucks, it was a good time, never seen it on the big screen before

at the end when the credits rolled we got up and went to leave the theatre and everyone else continued to sit there staring at the screen waiting for samuel l jackson to show up and invite john mcclane to the avengers initiative :lmao:

dumbasses, he recruits him post credits in die hard TWO which obviously leads into their first team up in die hard 3 :rolleyes:

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