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Elon Musk's mom is just mad his dad divorced her for her daughter.
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Also Starlink has possibly the worst customer support in the industry, which is incredible since that includes Comcast.
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Dec 13, 2023 19:35
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Elon's dream to make Total Recall a reality came true.
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Dec 13, 2023 19:44
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drilldo squirt posted:Elon Musk's mom is just mad his dad divorced her for her daughter. It's actually very festive to have a family wreath instead of a family tree. Fighting the woke war on Christmas.
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Dec 13, 2023 19:46
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CitizenKain posted:Also Starlink has possibly the worst customer support in the industry, which is incredible since that includes Comcast. It's being run exactly like other Musk companies are. Customer support is a useless money sink to him, so it's just a bot generating poop emojis when you ask anything. Both DoD and Putin have a direct line to Musk to get poo poo done, however, anyone else needs to hope and pray to get an answer to any issues or concerns, hopefully within 6 months.
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Dec 13, 2023 19:47
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Elon is apparently joining Bari Weiss in starting his own sham university in Austin https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-12-13/musk-planning-new-university-in-austin-with-100-million-gift
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Pikavangelist posted:guess who went crying to mommy again making the world better by dumping oodles of money into dumb vanity projects and poorly thought out space excursions I am beginning to think that elon is actually a hindrance on space exploration. He got spacex started and made it a big deal, but his midlife crisis has undermined him so badly, it might start impacting his non-tesla business
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Krispy Wafer posted:America's biggest welfare queen upset that he's not getting another $900 million. No, actually they didn't even get to that part, Starlink is struggling to average 50Mbps with declining performance because the system doesn't scale, the FCC contract require a base speed of 100mbps. SpaceX did the typical Musk thing and was like, yes, but ACTUALLY this is just proof of concept and don't worry, we have improvements coming that are just amazing. The FCC was like, we actually had serious concerns that what you were promising was even technically possible and we went ahead and gave you a chance to prove us wrong and you failed. This whole "No one has ever been required to prove this so far in the future before!" is just the FCC saying this is an incredibly novel technology that we have major concerns about the technical limitations of, we gave you a chance to show us you could deliver and you can't, even before we get to scaling issues. We are not giving you almost a billion dollars when you are just saying, without any evidence, that in the future this technology will meet our contract requirements, especially when other companies are offering solutions based on proven technology that we know for a fact is capable of delivering on the contract because it is already widely deployed and operating at said speeds. FCC posted:When it established procedures for Auction 904, the Commission considered The rest won't copy and paste, probably because of the redactions but basically it is SpaceX whining that the FCC should just trust them that the system is going to be so amazing in the future and how Starship is going to change everything with the Starlink second generation satellites and the FCC, honest to god says we are not going to guess what is going to happen with Starship and Starlink second generation satellites because you haven't even successful launched Starship and actual the times you have tried the thing has blown up. https://docs.fcc.gov/public/attachments/FCC-23-105A1.pdf Three Olives fucked around with this message at 19:51 on Dec 13, 2023 |
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Dec 13, 2023 19:47
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Send that $900m to Hamas lol shake things up over there a little bit
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E the Shaggy posted:Huh? She posted this two hours ago my dude Well this is just begging for a community note.
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Dec 13, 2023 19:50
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I'm eager for Starlink to die because we already have enough garbage in orbit and as far as I know the Starlink satellites are still loving up astrophotography. Elon is ironically, but unsurprisingly, moving us closer to Kessler syndrome and keeping us trapped on Earth forever
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Dec 13, 2023 19:58
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Coffee Jones posted:This bro just confidently techsplaining like he knows what he’s talking about There's a funny bit at the start that's missing from this version, they spend a while sitting at an intersection waiting for the car to move, in its most aggressive setting. They even fast forward the footage for a while before finally giving in and manually driving it across. Smash cut to the start here, confidently explaining how the lack of mapping information and additional sensors is actually a good thing.
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Dec 13, 2023 19:58
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lol things are going well 
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can't get hacked if nothing works
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lmfao.gif !!
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kazil posted:lol things are going well Lmao. Try clicking on a link in one of the embedded tweets on the last page, this is legit
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Three Olives posted:No, actually they didn't even get to that part, Starlink is struggling to average 50Mbps with declining performance because the system doesn't scale, the FCC contract require a base speed of 100mbps. SpaceX did the typical Musk thing and was like, yes, but ACTUALLY this is just proof of concept and don't worry, we have improvements coming that are just amazing. The FCC was like, we actually had serious concerns that what you were promising was even technically possible and we went ahead and gave you a chance to prove us wrong and you failed. I've wondered how well launching thousands of satellites scales to something other than a war zone and I guess the answer is not at all. LTE and 5G are probably the best and cheapest ways to bring broadband to remote areas. Sounds like a job for the Muskfone that he promised so long ago along with those leather goddesses of Phobos.
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Dec 13, 2023 20:10
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Linda keep up lol Your webpage is broken
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i dont understand this person does he truly think linda is... capable?
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Kit Walker posted:I'm eager for Starlink to die because we already have enough garbage in orbit and as far as I know the Starlink satellites are still loving up astrophotography. Elon is ironically, but unsurprisingly, moving us closer to Kessler syndrome and keeping us trapped on Earth forever Not just photography. I saw a line of them in the sky just the other night. It freaked my partner out because she had no idea about Musk's efforts to gently caress up the night sky
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Dec 13, 2023 20:19
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The satellites are already failing in droves because they are cheap piles of poo poo. Musk is literally ruining space for everybody.
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at least they're low enough to deorbit eventually. a few years after elon finishes his lowtax speedrun, they won't be a problem anymore
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this gave me some lols https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ll2_BDZpI4
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Elon Musk likes rockets PHWOOOSH, trucks VROOOOOOM, and fast cars NEEERRRRRR. He also likes big machines that dig CHCHCHCHCHCH. These are Elon Musk's businesses, not building a satellite network or going to mars. It's just "launching rockets" to him, and making dumb 420 jokes. It's not sustainable electric car markets or effective car designs, it's just "fast cars" and "trucks that look cool (to him)". He also likes money, and is more than willing to hold back and ruin things so that he can make money (like killing alternatives to cars).
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 Looking in to this
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smoobles posted:2 minute video of Tesla fanboy bragging about his Model 3's self driving, while the Model 3 tries to violently kill him and his passenger Even when this thing isn't trying to kill you, it's driving like someone with dementia. If someone drove me around like this, I'd ask to be let out.
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ElGroucho posted:Even when this thing isn't trying to kill you, it's driving like someone with dementia. If someone drove me around like this, I'd ask to be let out. Wow, ableist much? You sit there and you let senile KITT drive you directly into the side of that tanker, or the woke mind virus wins
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jokes posted:Elon Musk likes rockets PHWOOOSH, trucks VROOOOOOM, and fast cars NEEERRRRRR. He also likes big machines that dig CHCHCHCHCHCH. Elon has a lot in common with my little cousin when he was 9, then
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rotinaj posted:Elon has a lot in common with my little cousin when he was 9, then Elon also prefers his mother to fight his battles
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rotinaj posted:Elon has a lot in common with my little cousin when he was 9, then Your cousin probably had way less temper tantrums
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Lol, big Tesla recall https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-67693935.amp
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WhyteRyce posted:
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ronaldo saying media matters did this.gif
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Open Layer posted:Lol, big Tesla recall Haha it's for every Tesla sold that has the autopilot feature Isn't that literally almost every Tesla from the past few years?
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Krispy Wafer posted:I've wondered how well launching thousands of satellites scales to something other than a war zone and I guess the answer is not at all. I'm not convinced 5G is a great solution in remote areas, compared to previous technology you've got to be really close to the tower for it to work so in sparsely populated areas you need a shitload of towers per unit of population which drives the cost per user way up. I don't mind Starlink. It's no substitute for fibre optics but it's decent, and it's managed to get more or less global coverage for less cost than Australia's NBN program. I don't know how sustainable it is long term but for now it seems better than the alternatives available where I am.
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gay picnic defence posted:I don't know how sustainable it is long term but for now it seems better than the alternatives available where I am. It's not at all, by Elon's own admission. But don't worry, everything will be fine once he finishes Starlink V2 and Starship.
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drilldo squirt posted:Elon Musk's mom is just mad his dad divorced her for her daughter. His dad divorced her and married another lady, then divorced that lady and married her daughter
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more like Starstink!
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Aesop Poprock posted:Haha it's for every Tesla sold that has the autopilot feature Yeah for real I think they all ship with it, you just have to spend $15,000 to unlock the DLC lol
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