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DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

Ruby Gloom posted:

christmas n poo poo



Festive! I like the cloth stars

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ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Ruby Gloom posted:

christmas n poo poo



Awesome, looks sweet and cozy :)

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


DorkusMalorkus posted:

Festive! I like the cloth stars

you can't see it very well there but they're fuzzy :3:

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



how has your cat not destroyed that thing yet?

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


TIP posted:

how has your cat not destroyed that thing yet?

she usually just chills out underneath it - although she's spent most of the day asleep on my bed so we'll see i guess :shrug:

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Ruby Gloom posted:

she usually just chills out underneath it - although she's spent most of the day asleep on my bed so we'll see i guess :shrug:

my sister's cat would climb the christmas tree and pull down ornaments and smash them

I feel like if they were all fuzzy like that it would have gone even more nuts lol

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


TIP posted:

my sister's cat would climb the christmas tree and pull down ornaments and smash them

I feel like if they were all fuzzy like that it would have gone even more nuts lol

i think we all know that boo is too.. uh... "rubenesque" to be climbing into trees

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Ruby Gloom posted:

i think we all know that boo is too.. uh... "rubenesque" to be climbing into trees

lol

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"
I don't do Christmas much at home, but at work we have a very festive pharmacy tree

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


DorkusMalorkus posted:

I don't do Christmas much at home, but at work we have a very festive pharmacy tree


tag urself

i'm "refrigerate upon arrival"

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I’m LEG CRAMPS

Visions of Valerie
Jun 18, 2023

Come this autumn, we'll be miles away...

DorkusMalorkus posted:

I don't do Christmas much at home, but at work we have a very festive pharmacy tree


I'm Saturday

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



I'm the one latex glove




redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

DorkusMalorkus posted:

I don't do Christmas much at home, but at work we have a very festive pharmacy tree


Got any painkillers on that tree?

Asking for a friend.

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


TIP posted:

I'm the one latex glove






blue, black, or see through :thunk:

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



dealer's choice

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

TIP posted:

I'm the one latex glove






Robert Stack's finest role :patriot:

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



DorkusMalorkus posted:

Robert Stack's finest hole :goatsecx:

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Ruby Gloom posted:

after last nights pancake chaos i may never attempt them again :dogstare:

The 5000 Page Thread: after last nights pancake chaos i

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Been having some wild fever dreams

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


Escape From Noise posted:

Been having some wild fever dreams

tell us about the dreams, use ms paint to illustrate if need be

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

redshirt posted:

Got any painkillers on that tree?

Asking for a friend.

Nah all the bottles are empty

It's essentially a tree covered in trash

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



DorkusMalorkus posted:

It's essentially a tree covered in trash

Meeeeeerry Christmas

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


DorkusMalorkus posted:

The 5000 Page Thread: It's essentially a tree covered in trash

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Oh and im the black latex glove feebly reaching for any human contact

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
I’m the box of Mucinex.

Visions of Valerie
Jun 18, 2023

Come this autumn, we'll be miles away...

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

Oh and im the black latex glove feebly reaching for any human contact

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

The 5000 page thread: black latex glove feebly reaching for any human contact

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

Oh and im the black latex glove feebly reaching for any human contact

This sounds like it should be the spoken word intro to a progressive rock song, like something from the crazy costumed Peter Gabriel era of Genesis.

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Hey guys having a gecko is p cool. Ridley just chilled on my shoulder this evening licking his eyeballs.

Sankara
Jul 18, 2008


BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Hey guys having a gecko is p cool. Ridley just chilled on my shoulder this evening licking his eyeballs.

Cute!

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Today I contacted work to let them know that since I'm still laid out with a cold, that the kegging I had scheduled for tomorrow would have to be postponed until Monday. The restaurant manager immediately responded with "I'd really appreciate it if you got the kegging done Friday, Saturday, or Sunday!"

Lol. Lmfao.

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond




jfc :lmao:

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

fartknocker posted:

This sounds like it should be the spoken word intro to a progressive rock song, like something from the crazy costumed Peter Gabriel era of Genesis.

I was thinking Zappa, but yeah that also works.

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Escape From Noise posted:

Today I contacted work to let them know that since I'm still laid out with a cold, that the kegging I had scheduled for tomorrow would have to be postponed until Monday. The restaurant manager immediately responded with "I'd really appreciate it if you got the kegging done Friday, Saturday, or Sunday!"

Lol. Lmfao.

I'm of the opinion that you and fartknocker have taken the mantle of worst workplace from AARD VARKMAN, though they have not posted in 5kpt in many moons.

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014




Looks pretty terrible but i would try one. For science.

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014




That snow looks deep, like maybe 3 inches :ohdear:

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

I'm of the opinion that you and fartknocker have taken the mantle of worst workplace from AARD VARKMAN, though they have not posted in 5kpt in many moons.

I'm just easily annoyed and he can't make me do it.

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ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Escape From Noise posted:

I'm just easily annoyed and he can't make me do it.

Hes also a loving idiot

Taking the risk of cross contaminating the rest of the staff (perhaps even the clientele) even if proper hygiene is respected. Like fartknockers loving idiot boss waking around coughing on everyone.

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