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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







kidcoelacanth posted:

brate was let go before the season, but otton's been very good

oh that's who i meant.

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Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
It’s pronounced C.otton

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
QB: Baker Mayfield, Andy Dalton
RB: Alvin Kamara, Rachaad White, Bijan Robinson
WR: Chris Olave, Mike Evans, Drake London, Chris Godwin
TE: Kyle Pitts, Jonnu Smith, Cade Otton
FLEX: Taysom Hill
T: Tristan Wirfs, Ryan Ramczyk, Luke Goedeke
G: Chris Lindstrom, Cesar Ruiz, Cody Mauch
C: Erik McCoy, Bradley Bozeman

DL: Vita Vea, Calijah Kancey, Calais Campbell, Derrick Brown, Cam Jordan
EDGE: Yaya Diaby, Brian Burns, Shaq Barrett, Carl Granderson
LB: Lavonte David, Frankie Luvu, Demario Davis, Kaden Elliss
CB: Carlton Davis, AJ Terrell, Jaycee Horn, Paulson Adebo (Lattimore back by playoffs?)
S: Antione Winfield Jr, Jesse Bates, Tyrann Mathieu

That's a pretty solid team and the depth would be where we'd win our games.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

wandler20 posted:

QB: Baker Mayfield, Andy Dalton
RB: Alvin Kamara, Rachaad White, Bijan Robinson
WR: Chris Olave, Mike Evans, Drake London, Chris Godwin
TE: Kyle Pitts, Jonnu Smith, Cade Otton
FLEX: Taysom Hill
T: Tristan Wirfs, Ryan Ramczyk, Luke Goedeke
G: Chris Lindstrom, Cesar Ruiz, Cody Mauch
C: Erik McCoy, Bradley Bozeman

DL: Vita Vea, Calijah Kancey, Calais Campbell, Derrick Brown, Cam Jordan
EDGE: Yaya Diaby, Brian Burns, Shaq Barrett, Carl Granderson
LB: Lavonte David, Frankie Luvu, Demario Davis, Kaden Elliss
CB: Carlton Davis, AJ Terrell, Jaycee Horn, Paulson Adebo (Lattimore back by playoffs?)
S: Antione Winfield Jr, Jesse Bates, Tyrann Mathieu

That's a pretty solid team and the depth would be where we'd win our games.

Sadly we’d also have to pick a coach from the division and they’re all shitass garbage men so I declare that roster a 8-9 team and a wild card loser.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

YOLOsubmarine posted:

Sadly we’d also have to pick a coach from the division and they’re all shitass garbage men so I declare that roster a 8-9 team and a wild card loser.

And we don't even have a hot up and coming coordinator you could throw in there.

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
Idk Canales is pretty hot

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

Joey Freshwater posted:

Idk Canales is pretty hot

True.

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

YOLOsubmarine posted:

Sadly we’d also have to pick a coach from the division and they’re all shitass garbage men so I declare that roster a 8-9 team and a wild card loser.

A shame, that'd be a fun team to watch otherwise

dingo with a joint
Jan 12, 2019

wrong cow

wandler20 posted:

QB: Baker Mayfield, Andy Dalton
RB: Alvin Kamara, Rachaad White, Bijan Robinson
WR: Chris Olave, Mike Evans, Drake London, Chris Godwin
TE: Kyle Pitts, Jonnu Smith, Cade Otton
FLEX: Taysom Hill
T: Tristan Wirfs, Ryan Ramczyk, Luke Goedeke
G: Chris Lindstrom, Cesar Ruiz, Cody Mauch
C: Erik McCoy, Bradley Bozeman

DL: Vita Vea, Calijah Kancey, Calais Campbell, Derrick Brown, Cam Jordan
EDGE: Yaya Diaby, Brian Burns, Shaq Barrett, Carl Granderson
LB: Lavonte David, Frankie Luvu, Demario Davis, Kaden Elliss
CB: Carlton Davis, AJ Terrell, Jaycee Horn, Paulson Adebo (Lattimore back by playoffs?)
S: Antione Winfield Jr, Jesse Bates, Tyrann Mathieu

That's a pretty solid team and the depth would be where we'd win our games.

it's a solid enough team that i'm wondering if there are any other division all-stars teams that it would handily beat.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

dingo with a joint posted:

it's a solid enough team that i'm wondering if there are any other division all-stars teams that it would handily beat.

AFC North for sure.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
Built. Different.

https://twitter.com/gregauman/status/1734670358530162914?t=tbakZCTYgeSVaWrFKulOOg&s=19

ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God

Funnier stat: The NFC South point differential excluding the Panthers is -2 (obviously the other teams benefitted from playing the Panthers, but Jesus Christ)

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Every network’s dream playoffs here.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

This season sucks and I don't even have anything to be optimistic about.

Football is meant to be an escape not a reminder about my futile existence.

I am mad.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Silly Burrito posted:

Every network’s dream playoffs here.



Most unrealistic part is the Panthers getting a second win

ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God

BlindSite posted:

This season sucks and I don't even have anything to be optimistic about.

Football is meant to be an escape not a reminder about my futile existence.

I am mad.

I'm right there with you brother :smith:


I've been having a rough few months with moving and being in a new environment, and watching the Panthers and the Detroit Pistons have not helped matters one bit.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

ozymandius1024 posted:

I'm right there with you brother :smith:


I've been having a rough few months with moving and being in a new environment, and watching the Panthers and the Detroit Pistons have not helped matters one bit.

We get to suffer through this stupidity together at least.

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

ozymandius1024 posted:

I'm right there with you brother :smith:


I've been having a rough few months with moving and being in a new environment, and watching the Panthers and the Detroit Pistons have not helped matters one bit.

Yeah, sports for me aren't great either. The Panthers and Hornets both suck, and even the Hurricanes look to be incredibly mid so far this season.

At least video games are good

Baron Von Ghoulosh
Dec 16, 2005

There was a time when I fed from golden chalices,
but now...

Now, I feed as
an old man pees.
The service charge ($6) for Falcons Vs. Panthers game is more than the upper and lower end zone seats ($2-$3). Ooooofff

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Shinji2015 posted:

Yeah, sports for me aren't great either. The Panthers and Hornets both suck, and even the Hurricanes look to be incredibly mid so far this season.

At least video games are good

I watched two of my home town team lose grand finals in the last 5 minutes this year too.

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer
i have a friend that was really upset about the dolphins loss the other day and I was just like sorry man I can't identify, I don't remember what it's like to ever have a lead in a game

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

BlindSite posted:

I watched two of my home town team lose grand finals in the last 5 minutes this year too.

Ugh

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Stefan Prodan posted:

i have a friend that was really upset about the dolphins loss the other day and I was just like sorry man I can't identify, I don't remember what it's like to ever have a lead in a game

Don’t remember 14-0 against the dolphins?

A lead that at no point felt like it would hold?

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Stats nerds cooking up new and confusing ways to quantify that Derek Carr misses Chris Olave deep a lot

https://twitter.com/Ihartitz/status/1734209922340901061

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

PostNouveau posted:

Stats nerds cooking up new and confusing ways to quantify that Derek Carr misses Chris Olave deep a lot

https://twitter.com/Ihartitz/status/1734209922340901061

So what, they're adding up all the yards of passes that targeted Olave and didn't connect?

What a pointless stat

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Shinji2015 posted:

So what, they're adding up all the yards of passes that targeted Olave and didn't connect?

What a pointless stat

I've seen enough Saints football this season to know that this should not be considered a Chris Olave stat

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

PostNouveau posted:

I've seen enough Saints football this season to know that this should not be considered a Chris Olave stat

Oh for sure, but even beyond that it's a meaningless stat without context

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







PostNouveau posted:

Stats nerds cooking up new and confusing ways to quantify that Derek Carr misses Chris Olave deep a lot

https://twitter.com/Ihartitz/status/1734209922340901061

Their one deep connection on Sunday was just a blimp thrown to the other side of the field olave tracked dow.n. It was a nuts play.

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

God imagine if olave was around during prime brees.

The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

#essereFerrari

Shinji2015 posted:

So what, they're adding up all the yards of passes that targeted Olave and didn't connect?

What a pointless stat

https://x.com/hoodcertified/status/1734671901484814522?s=46&t=ulQHjJ9JRQDh0UYInWn8sg

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Panthers wearing the black helmets this week, so I'm guessing it's gonna be the all black panther unis.

Usually that's fun.

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer

BlindSite posted:

Panthers wearing the black helmets this week, so I'm guessing it's gonna be the all black panther unis.

Usually that's fun.

are we finally having the funeral for the franchise

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Stefan Prodan posted:

are we finally having the funeral for the franchise

Mourning the loss of our collective hope.

Pershing
Feb 21, 2010

John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core

BlindSite posted:

Mourning the loss of our collective hope.

The Falcons bring hope to opponents like gifts to a wedding.

three
Aug 9, 2007

i fantasize about ndamukong suh licking my doodoo hole
"The Panthers Defense is: 27th in INT's, 32nd in QB Pressures, 32nd in QB Hurries, 32nd in Sacks, 1st in Rushing TDs allowed, 2nd in Points Allowed, and 2nd in Missed Tackles"

Remarkable.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Just my gut feel but Brian Burns does a lot of paddy caking atm and seems to come out a lot. I know he's been "hurt" a lot this year.

I kinda fully think hes bailing as soon as he can from carolina.

He's for sure gonna get tagged and traded for the best we can get but it's still egregious.

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

BlindSite posted:

Just my gut feel but Brian Burns does a lot of paddy caking atm and seems to come out a lot. I know he's been "hurt" a lot this year.

I kinda fully think hes bailing as soon as he can from carolina.

He's for sure gonna get tagged and traded for the best we can get but it's still egregious.

I honestly don't blame him

sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

Panthers gonna beat the falcons, bucs and saints lose. Let's go!

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

sexy tiger boobs posted:

Panthers gonna beat the falcons, bucs and saints lose. Let's go!

Panthers aren't going to win again this season and possibly next season.

E: I have once again overestimated the Atlanta Falcons

kazil fucked around with this message at 21:48 on Dec 17, 2023

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wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
LMFAO the Falcons

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