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Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
One of the most entertaining aspects of Nathen’s personality is watching him try to square his love of capitalism, money and disdain for poors with his manufactured “champion of the little guy” persona. The end result is bizarre as hell.

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

I doubt a single person has ever seriously expressed an interest in Egeez, or ever will.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Busters posted:

If you're starved for that microwave re-heated genuine GarfieldEATS content: Nathen has been screwing around with AI some more and made a few new selfies on instagram





Do you think he thinks his beard looks like that? Or was he just too lazy to keep prompting the AI for a better picture?

Bizarrely, both those images look more natural and human than any other photo of Nathen I've seen.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

BigBadSteve posted:

I doubt a single person has ever seriously expressed an interest in Egeez, or ever will.

I still can't figure out what it's even supposed to be.

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I still can't figure out what it's even supposed to be.

It's actually quite simple. Egeez App is a tech-driven and entergaging Quick Mobile Licensing (QML) marketplace for licensed products intelligently geo-located according to licensed territories granted by top Hollywood studios to licensees to help boost maximum merch visibility. Egeez protects both - fans from counterfeits merch and licensors from trademark infringements. The blue focus is to build a magical trusted place for verified licensed products worldwide. Egeez verifies all onboarding licensees to guarantee official genuine licensed brands merchandise to combat copycats and fraud products.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I still can't figure out what it's even supposed to be.

TBF I think he is too.

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

MassRafTer posted:

Happy to hear the G in Iggy's does not stand for greed.

https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1735093440939987433

It’s so gross to have Nathen unfuckable duck lips oldest 25 year old in the world failson ex-Garfield licensee who started a quick mobile restaurant which failed despite millions in earned media using Robert Reich’s words to try to insert his useless “product” that doesn’t exist so he can make a buck off people.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

nathen mazri is a hero of brand socialism!! no more free market!!! no more capitalism!!!! only brand!!!!!

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I still can't figure out what it's even supposed to be.

I'm not sure if it's "amazon but the only sellers allowed are big brands" or "amazon but the goods are arranged by license and vetted to be properly licensed".

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Computer viking posted:

I'm not sure if it's "amazon but the only sellers allowed are big brands" or "amazon but the goods are arranged by license and vetted to be properly licensed".

It's Amazon but only third party sellers and these sellers are all licensees who must verify through Egeez.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

MassRafTer posted:

Happy to hear the G in Iggy's does not stand for greed.

https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1735093440939987433

misrepresenting being endorsed by Robert Reich, amazing

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.
I love that he thinks his nonexistent and completely without a target market app is going to beat Amazon

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

BigBadSteve posted:

I doubt a single person has ever seriously expressed an interest in Egeez, or ever will.

he's missed ng his biggest actual market: this thread. if he put up egeez branded crap a nonzero amount of posters would buy some

Light Gun Man fucked around with this message at 00:06 on Dec 15, 2023

Busters
Jan 24, 2014


It's a lot more enjoyable when he's actively running a business into the ground instead of just pretending to have a job/business. I've seen the same dusty closet of leftover Garfield merch so many times. Nathen is at his peak when he's trying to force frozen food into the shape of a cartoon.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Busters posted:

It's a lot more enjoyable when he's actively running a business into the ground instead of just pretending to have a job/business. I've seen the same dusty closet of leftover Garfield merch so many times. Nathen is at his peak when he's trying to force frozen food into the shape of a cartoon.

I'm waiting with baited breath for ScottPligrimEATS

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

FoofurEATS

Zefiel
Sep 14, 2007

You can do whatever you want in life.


Light Gun Man posted:

he's missed ng his biggest actual market: this thread. if he put up egeez branded crap a nonzero amount of posters would buy some

Lol that the FiestaCat plushie goon was a more successful entrepreneur than Nathen

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Zefiel posted:

Lol that the FiestaCat plushie goon was a more successful entrepreneur than Nathen

I would have paid Nathen as much money as I put down for a Fiesta Cat pre-order if he had sold tickets to NathenEATS back in June.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Light Gun Man posted:

he's missed ng his biggest actual market: this thread. if he put up egeez branded crap a nonzero amount of posters would buy some

I mean he'd probably only get one or two poster sales and only if they were stupid/weird enough.

Which okay yeah, still biggest market.

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

dr_rat posted:

I mean he'd probably only get one or two poster sales and only if they were stupid/weird enough.

Which okay yeah, still biggest market.

Personally as a long time irofan I wouldn’t be comfortable buying such merch as there is no online service I can count on to verify the provenance and appropriate licensing of such a product, does Nathen Mazri actually own the rights to iggyz through either a registered copyright or trademark?
I highly doubt it.

Busters
Jan 24, 2014


EgeezZiggyEats

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


garfcoin

caleb
Jul 17, 2004
...rough day at the orifice.

pseudanonymous posted:

Personally as a long time irofan I wouldn’t be comfortable buying such merch as there is no online service I can count on to verify the provenance and appropriate licensing of such a product, does Nathen Mazri actually own the rights to iggyz through either a registered copyright or trademark?
I highly doubt it.

From the US patent office 10/20/20:
"For: Downloadable software in the nature of a mobile application for use in curating, advertising and selling products of other vendors"

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Sad that Nathen won't do it.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Mickey will be in the public domain, so there won’t be a need for licensing; therefore, what’s the point?

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

It’s be a fun twist to see nathen do public domain character merchandising and branding

5er
Jun 1, 2000


Disney's just going to re-copyright the loving mouse aren't they?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

5er posted:

Disney's just going to re-copyright the loving mouse aren't they?

The only thing that will be public domain is the specific black and white Mickey in Steamboat Willie. Like with him using the Disney version of Winnie the Pooh for egeez he would gently caress this up badly, as will 90% of people who think they are brilliant and can use Mickey.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
SteamboatWillieEATS

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

5er posted:

Disney's just going to re-copyright the loving mouse aren't they?

They used his silhouette in an updated trademark I think to renew and extend protection.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Seth Pecksniff posted:

SteamboatWillEATS

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

MassRafTer posted:

The only thing that will be public domain is the specific black and white Mickey in Steamboat Willie. Like with him using the Disney version of Winnie the Pooh for egeez he would gently caress this up badly, as will 90% of people who think they are brilliant and can use Mickey.

It's shocking that professional licensing expert Nathen didn't know this.

Argyle Gargoyle
Apr 1, 2009

ABSTRACT SHAPES CREW

Light Gun Man posted:

he's missed ng his biggest actual market: this thread. if he put up egeez branded crap a nonzero amount of posters would buy some

Do you really want, on casual Friday, to even begin to explain to a coworker your Egeez tee or hoodie?

"what's Egeez? never heard of that brand"
Well, sit down and let me tell you a tale. It all started with a failed offical Garfield pizza shop...

Busters
Jan 24, 2014


Argyle Gargoyle posted:

Do you really want, on casual Friday, to even begin to explain to a coworker your Egeez tee or hoodie?

"what's Egeez? never heard of that brand"
"it's nothing, and will always be."

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Argyle Gargoyle posted:

Do you really want, on casual Friday, to even begin to explain to a coworker your Egeez tee or hoodie?

"what's Egeez? never heard of that brand"
Well, sit down and let me tell you a tale. It all started with a failed offical Garfield pizza shop...

Every Eegeez hoodie should come with a built-in chest mounted video monitor where you can push a button and have Nathen appear to explain Eegeez to the viewer.

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Argyle Gargoyle posted:

Do you really want, on casual Friday, to even begin to explain to a coworker your Egeez tee or hoodie?

"what's Egeez? never heard of that brand"
Well, sit down and let me tell you a tale. It all started with a failed offical Garfield pizza shop...

One Guy, a Garf, and a Pizza Place

LookieLoo
Feb 10, 2011

What if people just started tweeting Igyyz branded clothing at nathfield?

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

LookieLoo posted:

What if people just started tweeting Igyyz branded clothing at nathfield?

Eegeezception

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013



I still can't get past that he spells in Egeez, and yet pronounces it Iggys.

It hurts my brain :(

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Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

Argyle Gargoyle posted:

Do you really want, on casual Friday, to even begin to explain to a coworker your Egeez tee or hoodie?

"what's Egeez? never heard of that brand"
Well, sit down and let me tell you a tale. It all started with a failed offical Garfield pizza shop...

You’ll lose them when you try to explain how to pronounce egeez, there won’t be an opportunity to explain beyond that

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