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Corzaa
Aug 1, 2006


Cornwind Evil posted:

I don't know why, but for some reason I always remember Steve briefly beating on his foot in that scene, mainly because it seems jarringly out of place. Everything else is comedy slapstick with Attitude toilet humor at the end (not shown in that video: Steve gives Vince an enema to conclude his attack), but Steve beating on an injury just seems kind of...petty. Steve Austin might have been the Rattlesnake DTA no mercy guy, but his character generally just kicked your rear end all around; he didn't focus on a specific pain point to be cruel. Or maybe I'm overthinking it.

He definitely attacked weaknesses.

https://youtu.be/NPusp3-Tt_A?si=_85v1kIeEXg6nYm7

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Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
I think this is the greatest promo of all time:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMEzRTeWHyg

"I GOT IT BACK! I GOT IT AAAALLLLLLL BACK!" :twisted:

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

Today I learned that Vince wanted to call Wrestlemania "Colossal Tossle" and one of the guys in the meeting danced around the room repeating the phrase to mock the idea, then the Fink came up with Wrestlemania.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

God bless the Fink. I hope he got some sort of special dispensation and got to take his giant pornography collection with him to Heaven.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
If there's anything I miss about old WWF, it was The Fink doing the announcing. Something felt so *right* about it, especially when he'd announce "AND NEEEWWWW" champions after matches. Dude had the perfect announcer voice.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Mulaney Power Move posted:

Today I learned that Vince wanted to call Wrestlemania "Colossal Tossle" and one of the guys in the meeting danced around the room repeating the phrase to mock the idea, then the Fink came up with Wrestlemania.

There is no way that "THE COLOSSAL TOSSLE" would have anywhere near the iconic gravitas WrestleMania has so good on the Fink for that one

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

"colossal tossle"[sic] sounds like a sneering parody invented by someone whose contempt for everything to do with pro wrestling has blossomed into a full-blown pathology

or, more succinctly, very :vince:. well spotted of the Fink to push back on it

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

BOOTY-ADE posted:

i "AND NEEEWWWW"

I can hear this part

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

SirPhoebos
Dec 10, 2007

WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

SatansOnion posted:

"colossal tossle"[sic] sounds like a sneering parody invented by someone whose contempt for everything to do with pro wrestling has blossomed into a full-blown pathology

or, more succinctly, very :vince:. well spotted of the Fink to push back on it

My thought was it sounded like something someone writing a pro-wrestling RPG would come up with as a rename of a thing WWE has copy-righted.

See: the RPG World Wide Wrestling, where the name they used to describe a Royal Rumble-style match is "Regal Wrangle."

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
Tremendous Revenges

Muchas Luchas

Quite a Fight

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Animal-Mother posted:

Tremendous Revenges
stop drilling you've hit oil

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


SirPhoebos posted:

My thought was it sounded like something someone writing a pro-wrestling RPG would come up with as a rename of a thing WWE has copy-righted.

See: the RPG World Wide Wrestling, where the name they used to describe a Royal Rumble-style match is "Regal Wrangle."

Reminds me of an old, lovely video game about Popeye wrestling aliens and robots in space. Popeye 3: WrestleCrazy.

It's not nearly as good as it sounds.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Animal-Mother posted:

Tremendous Revenges

Genuinely, let's get George Miller on the phone now.

Cornwind Evil
Dec 14, 2004


The undisputed world champion of wrestling effortposting

To be fair, at that point in time Austin was a pure rear end in a top hat heel. See also: the infamous bit where Austin was trying to break into Pillman's house the very next week to...beat him up more? Kill him? I mean, all Pillman DID was give Bret Hart props and Austin went and did THAT, and then went and did THAT, because he wasn't just a heel, he was apparently completely psychopathic as well. Whereas McMahon had at this point made multiple attempts to screw Austin out of the world title, and succeeded, twice, briefly with Kane, and then longer with Kane/Undertaker. And even THEN it still seems petty, probably because it was immediately followed by three slapstick attacks that inherently come off as comedic, the same way the Home Alone traps do despite what they would do if you actually did them in real life.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Animal-Mother posted:

Tremendous Revenges

Muchas Luchas

Quite a Fight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31NxuMrtWsk

Silhouette
Nov 16, 2002

SONIC BOOM!!!

Animal-Mother posted:

Tremendous Revenges

Muchas Luchas

Quite a Fight

Free-For-All Big Brawl (in a bingo hall)

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Animal-Mother posted:

Tremendous Revenges

Muchas Luchas

Quite a Fight

Seasons Beatings :black101:

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

BOOTY-ADE posted:

Seasons Beatings :black101:

Slappy Hanukkah :jewish:

XeeD
Jul 10, 2001
I see invisible dumptrucks.
Rumble on Ramadan
Kwanzaa Kaos

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
Aggression in the Concessions

Splitting Hairs on the Stairs


...I got nothing else

John Yossarian
Aug 24, 2013
I've been watching the documentary series Darkside of the Ring and I just got to the 'airplane from hell' episode, and Jesus Christ! These old school wrestlers were monsters, weren't they? They seem like such scumbags.

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
nearly every old school wrestler is a damaged human being with many of them being monsters the business being rooted in carnie culture doesnt help either lol

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
you also have to be hosed up to want to be dropped on your head non stop for little money

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
The current generation of wrestlers have their share of abhorrent pieces of poo poo, but it definitely feels like there are enough decent people in the industry that the lovely people are being kept to a minimum?


It still ain't great, but I think there's been comments made throughout the years by older wrestlers who are kinda surprised at the improvement.

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

Shinjobi posted:

The current generation of wrestlers have their share of abhorrent pieces of poo poo, but it definitely feels like there are enough decent people in the industry that the lovely people are being kept to a minimum?


It still ain't great, but I think there's been comments made throughout the years by older wrestlers who are kinda surprised at the improvement.

social media and the death of kayfabe probably helped too

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
there is no way ric flair's career would have survived if his heyday had iphones

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
have the work conditions improved much at all from then? don't really follow current wrestling too much but the stories I heard from the 80s and 90s made it sound like the worst type of independent contracting gig imaginable

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

mannerup posted:

have the work conditions improved much at all from then? don't really follow current wrestling too much but the stories I heard from the 80s and 90s made it sound like the worst type of independent contracting gig imaginable

no lol

John Yossarian
Aug 24, 2013
It sounds like some wrestlers, like Ric Flair, are still stuck in kayfabe. There's something kinda pathetic about that.

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
the biggest difference between now and then is after benoit the WWE is more inclined to make sure their wrestlers arent too brain damaged as to murder their own families

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



Yeah, their entire business was predicated on attempting to deceive people. What's really hosed about the plane ride is that the behavior there was considered normal for a lot of these guys. This was just especially bad because a bunch of them decided to all act out on the same trip.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

John Yossarian posted:

It sounds like some wrestlers, like Ric Flair, are still stuck in kayfabe. There's something kinda pathetic about that.

allowing your kayfabe character to wholly devour your brain used to be a time-honored tradition

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

Regrettable posted:

Yeah, their entire business was predicated on attempting to deceive people. What's really hosed about the plane ride is that the behavior there was considered normal for a lot of these guys. This was just especially bad because a bunch of them decided to all act out on the same trip.

it was also considered funny for a long time and it has been the change in culture and awareness in the following decades that has caused more people to be aware of how horrific it really was

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
proud of golddust for being one of the few decent human beings during the incident with his biggest crime being getting too drunk and sareading to his ex-wife over the intercom

John Yossarian
Aug 24, 2013
I also read that the Undertaker is a chud which is disappointing. I would imagine a lot of these older wrestlers are chuds, though.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

proud of golddust for being one of the few decent human beings during the incident with his biggest crime being getting too drunk and sareading to his ex-wife over the intercom

I'd much prefer that to having to deal with Hennig and fat-tits trying to beat the poo poo out of each other in the aisle

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

John Yossarian posted:

I also read that the Undertaker is a chud which is disappointing. I would imagine a lot of these older wrestlers are chuds, though.

literally all of them but mick foley are republicans

Paul Revere 3000
Dec 8, 2007

So like a pimp I'm pimpin'
I got a boat to eat shrimp in
Nothing wrong with my leg
I'm just B-boy limpin'


Mick Foley and I think Batista are not chuds. It's safe to assume every other pro wrestler is a chud until confirmed otherwise.

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Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



John Yossarian posted:

I also read that the Undertaker is a chud which is disappointing. I would imagine a lot of these older wrestlers are chuds, though.


16-bit Butt-Head posted:

you also have to be hosed up to want to be dropped on your head non stop for little money

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