Should I step down as head of twitter This poll is closed. |
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Yes | 420 | 4.43% | |
No | 69 | 0.73% | |
Goku | 9001 | 94.85% | |
Total: | 9490 votes |
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kazil posted:https://twitter.com/J0se/status/1734997331626578179 Cybertruck is safe against milquetoast accountants who haven't performed anything resembling actual labor since getting medically excused from high school gym.
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 17:48 |
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RFC posted:Found a new name for Twitter on Reddit, new name is $8chan One of the Musk threads had that as its title for a while.
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 17:51 |
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cspam, gbs, ?
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 17:54 |
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Tai posted:cspam, gbs, ? it's all happening on SA ?
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 17:56 |
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gently caress yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 17:57 |
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lol just noticed the red cbrtrvk
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 17:59 |
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Carmageddon is to woke, it has a female protagonist
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 18:07 |
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5er posted:Cybertruck is safe against milquetoast accountants who haven't performed anything resembling actual labor since getting medically excused from high school gym. This is as embarrassing as trump putting his head on a wrestler and having CNN as the head of the other wrestler tweet from a couple years back.
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 18:07 |
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steinrokkan posted:Carmageddon is to woke, it has a female protagonist Ironically, Cyberpunk 2077, Musk's favorite game (because you don't have to do crimes), is woke as hell
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 18:09 |
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steinrokkan posted:Carmageddon is to woke, it has a female protagonist Yes but she was 14 so Elon fans would still be ok with it
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 18:09 |
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I’m listening to the most recent Knowledge Fight about Alex Jones returning to Twitter, where there’s a whole lot of Elon and even more rear end kissing. I’ve literally only ever heard his voice once prior to today, and my god get to the point dude. He sounds like a less composed Adam Driver.
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 18:10 |
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teen witch posted:I’m listening to the most recent Knowledge Fight about Alex Jones returning to Twitter, where there’s a whole lot of Elon and even more rear end kissing. I’ve literally only ever heard his voice once prior to today, and my god get to the point dude. He sounds like a less composed Adam Driver. Literally came here to post this. How do people hear this man and think he's a genius?
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 18:17 |
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When he makes the argument that the planet isn’t overpopulated because you can drop a bowling ball out of a plane and *probably* not hit someone, I just picture him wanting to pack everyone into the tiny robot apartments from Futurama (minus the storage closets ofc)
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 18:25 |
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holtemon posted:Threads lol I forgot all about that. Also forgot about Bluesky and just saw I have 5 invite codes and I'm gonna post them here so get over it thanks taken, thanks
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 18:28 |
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 18:29 |
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I have a whole bunch of them too bsky-social-st2hc-ntepb bsky-social-7kwzz-sc3ce bsky-social-djky7-cdoq5 edit: https://twitter.com/nrqa__/status/1735177302508548363 Elias_Maluco fucked around with this message at 18:33 on Dec 14, 2023 |
# ? Dec 14, 2023 18:29 |
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You're all wrong, grok patterns help structure log data into something readable and searchable
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 18:32 |
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I never use BlueSky but here you go: bsky-social-d4byr-b3bch bsky-social-ckhuf-fewya bsky-social-tqz7g-xkzfz bsky-social-qlix3-vhzni bsky-social-d2tur-3dlsk
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 18:33 |
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yook posted:When he makes the argument that the planet isn’t overpopulated because you can drop a bowling ball out of a plane and *probably* not hit someone, I just picture him wanting to pack everyone into the tiny robot apartments from Futurama (minus the storage closets ofc) so he thinks earth can only be over populated if the ~200 000 000 square miles of earth to has packed like sardines?
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 18:49 |
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SimonChris posted:Threads is available in Europe now. Hopefully, this will accelerate the decline of Europe.
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 18:49 |
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morningdrew posted:You're all wrong, grok patterns help structure log data into something readable and searchable german toilets have a little shelf that helps me search my structured data log
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 18:59 |
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https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/the-tesla-cybertruck-s-infamous-wiper-will-reportedly-cost-165-to-replace/ar-AA1lsPDl What in the world lol quote:The Tesla Cybertruck’s infamous wiper will reportedly cost $165 to replace.
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 19:06 |
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PhazonLink posted:so he thinks earth can only be over populated if the ~200 000 000 square miles of earth to has packed like sardines? The call was a real who’s who of right wing shitheads. Originally it was about Alex Jones coming back on twitter, but Vivek and Andrew Tate showed up too. Andrew Tate started spouting off about the matrix and poo poo again, which is like the only loving form of society I could see actually passing Musk’s dumb rear end bowling ball test. Everyone’s packed in tubes and works/lives in VR. They were all chatting with Alex Jones about the globalists and musk calling PR firms propaganda firms so he’s all into that poo poo now too. He basically describes the whole corrupt regulators/politicians -> lobbyists/industry pipeline except tries to claim it’s journalists -> PR firms (the knowledge fight guys point out twitter’s pr dept is renamed something else even though it does the same job, so gj with that elong) yook fucked around with this message at 19:19 on Dec 14, 2023 |
# ? Dec 14, 2023 19:07 |
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its all nice on rice posted:Literally came here to post this. How do people hear this man and think he's a genius? he's rich and sounds dumb so he must be some sort of idiot savant. the umms and pauses are his brain working overtime (unpaid (with oxygen))
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 19:09 |
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Burning_Monk posted:https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/the-tesla-cybertruck-s-infamous-wiper-will-reportedly-cost-165-to-replace/ar-AA1lsPDl You won't care
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 19:20 |
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drat and I thought two blades for $30 was a ripoff
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 19:24 |
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Burning_Monk posted:I never use BlueSky but here you go: bsky-social-5bj2f-dtfsy bsky-social-jtlka-t7quo bsky-social-pu4vw-rglab bsky-social-ahhnh-lawyk
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 19:27 |
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These numbers somehow keep getting smaller
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 19:27 |
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kazil posted:
X has always been at war with wokeasia
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 19:32 |
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kazil posted:
granted all 100M posts are like 500 people getting furious about the woke AI
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 19:33 |
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Elias_Maluco posted:I have a whole bunch of them too
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 19:37 |
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How does @dogedesigner have access to view how many of anything Twitter sorry I mean X did
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 19:37 |
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If you see him across a crowded room and yell out "Hey, Elon!" why does @dogedesigner turn around?
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 19:38 |
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Grammarchist posted:"Its name is Grok, thanks a lot! You'd think it's fascist, but it's not!" 2000 posts back, but thank you for confirming that someone besides me knows what Rock 'N' Rule is. priznat posted:Hell yeah Rock and Rule kicks rear end
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 19:41 |
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holtemon posted:How does @dogedesigner have access to view how many of anything Twitter sorry I mean X did He's the one officially in charge of making those numbers up
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 19:45 |
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is dogedesigner the desi guy who loves britain?
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 19:51 |
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kazil posted:
lol, elo'ns retweet has 3.2 million impressions in that screenshot so 100 million total over several days is genuinely pathetic. There's reposted cat videos on instagram that get that in hours
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 19:52 |
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Durzel posted:So when is x.com going to stop redirecting to twitter.com? Doesn't seem like they have much confidence in their brand when the address bar still says twitter.com ? ‘Twitter’ is probably one of the last remaining valuable thing in the company so when it goes bankrupt it’ll be worth more to a buyer if they can simply peel back all the X poo poo and go back to something resembling pre-musk twitter. ‘X’ apparently breaches a ton of copyright and trademarks so there’s a decent chance someone sues him into changing the branding, and having the old twitter stuff still there probably makes that cheaper
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 19:58 |
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gay picnic defence posted:‘Twitter’ is probably one of the last remaining valuable thing in the company so when it goes bankrupt it’ll be worth more to a buyer if they can simply peel back all the X poo poo and go back to something resembling pre-musk twitter. ‘X’ apparently breaches a ton of copyright and trademarks so there’s a decent chance someone sues him into changing the branding, and having the old twitter stuff still there probably makes that cheaper The day before he loses control he's going to un-name it from X so that he can keep his worthless X company.
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love to post about posting
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