[Doomsday Economics] your economic system is a piece of shit

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Cpt_Obvious: Jun 18, 2007

CSPAM predicts number will go down!?!?!

# ? Dec 14, 2023 19:07

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 04:51

JAY ZERO SUM GAME: Oct 18, 2005; Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.

anime was right posted:

anyone going to outback is insane

thats why you get it delivered, duh

# ? Dec 14, 2023 19:10

anime was right: Jun 27, 2008; death is certain
keep yr cool

Cpt_Obvious posted:

CSPAM predicts number will go down!?!?!

number will always go up, but what that number is who can say

# ? Dec 14, 2023 19:14

Bar Ran Dun: Jan 22, 2006

FizFashizzle posted:

Ketogenic

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0014488623001176

Now this is very early days and the reasons why aren�t understood but at the research lvl studies of ASD are often focused on the gut biota and GABA. Also why kids with Rhett�s or LGS do better on ketogenic diets. We�ll understand why in a century.

I don�t have the numbers handy but ASD has a higher incidence of Celiacs as well, and every patient I ever saw with ASD also had chronic constipation.

Have a big ol breaded and fried onion is like�the worst thing they could eat.

thanks for this

# ? Dec 14, 2023 19:20

Azuth0667: Sep 20, 2011; By the word of Zoroaster, no business decision is poor when it involves Ahura Mazda.

anime was right posted:

anyone going to outback is insane

Yeah, cook your own steak its going to be better 99% of the time.

# ? Dec 14, 2023 19:21

Griz: May 21, 2001

Azuth0667 posted:

Yeah, cook your own steak its going to be better 99% of the time.

this is what $30 gets you at TGI Friday's

# ? Dec 14, 2023 19:23

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

I hadn�t consisted restaurants were shrinkflating

truly desperate times

# ? Dec 14, 2023 19:23

the popes toes: Oct 10, 2004

Cpt_Obvious posted:

CSPAM predicts number will go down!?!?!

CSPAM economists are mystified.

# ? Dec 14, 2023 19:25

Good Soldier Svejk: Jul 5, 2010

Griz posted:

this is what $30 gets you at TGI Friday's

is that just a chunk of charred liver

# ? Dec 14, 2023 19:25

Monkey Fracas: Sep 11, 2010; ...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!; Grimey Drawer

Griz posted:

this is what $30 gets you at TGI Friday's

Christ they could at least load up the plate with the comparatively cheap vegetables and potato but I guess even that's cutting into profits too much

# ? Dec 14, 2023 19:27

Edgar Allan Pwned: Apr 4, 2011; Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."

ive been to lots of places where veg is an upcharge

# ? Dec 14, 2023 19:39

Azuth0667: Sep 20, 2011; By the word of Zoroaster, no business decision is poor when it involves Ahura Mazda.

Griz posted:

this is what $30 gets you at TGI Friday's

Anyone want some grease with their 30$ select grade sirloin?

# ? Dec 14, 2023 19:39

Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008; Can't post for 6 hours!

euphronius posted:

I hadn�t consisted restaurants were shrinkflating

truly desperate times

if you can't rely on your local chain restaurant to serve you a disgustingly heaping portion of food slurry and a gigantic slushy margarita then the American dream is truly dead

# ? Dec 14, 2023 19:40

bedpan: Apr 23, 2008

Azuth0667 posted:

Anyone want some grease with their 30$ select grade sirloin?

select? hell that is probably no roll

# ? Dec 14, 2023 19:40

anime was right: Jun 27, 2008; death is certain
keep yr cool

Griz posted:

this is what $30 gets you at TGI Friday's

jesus i could make this for like 5 bucks

# ? Dec 14, 2023 19:45

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Vox Nihili posted:

if you can't rely on your local chain restaurant to serve you a disgustingly heaping portion of food slurry and a gigantic slushy margarita then the American dream is truly dead

I mean � yes ?

# ? Dec 14, 2023 19:47

NyetscapeNavigator: Sep 22, 2003

KirbyKhan posted:

Hasbro's Entertainment budget was probably the insane amount of marketing they did for Barbie. My wife just said the word Barbie into her phone and it started sparkling with glitter. poo poo must have been expensive.

Barbie is Mattel.

# ? Dec 14, 2023 19:47

Jel Shaker: Apr 19, 2003

anime was right posted:

jesus i could make this for like 5 bucks

no you couldn�t, it takes skill to make something this bad

# ? Dec 14, 2023 20:24

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

Vox Nihili posted:

if you can't rely on your local chain restaurant to serve you a disgustingly heaping portion of food slurry and a gigantic slushy margarita then the American dream is truly dead

# ? Dec 14, 2023 20:24

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

NyetscapeNavigator posted:

Barbie is Mattel.

Oh gently caress then idk what all that money is doing

# ? Dec 14, 2023 20:25

Willa Rogers: Mar 11, 2005

Griz posted:

this is what $30 gets you at TGI Friday's

There are frozen meals that look more appetizing.

# ? Dec 14, 2023 20:32

anime was right: Jun 27, 2008; death is certain
keep yr cool

Willa Rogers posted:

There are frozen meals that look more appetizing.

i mean like all of the stuff they serve at these places is basically frozen sysco poo poo

# ? Dec 14, 2023 20:37

anime was right: Jun 27, 2008; death is certain
keep yr cool

reverse kramer index is nail in the coffin

# ? Dec 14, 2023 20:41

In Training: Jun 28, 2008

anime was right posted:

reverse kramer index is nail in the coffin

We're all dead

# ? Dec 14, 2023 20:43

Scarabrae: Oct 7, 2002

anime was right posted:

reverse kramer index is nail in the coffin

this man holds great power

# ? Dec 14, 2023 20:44

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

anime was right posted:

reverse kramer index is nail in the coffin

finally

# ? Dec 14, 2023 20:49

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

anime was right posted:

reverse kramer index is nail in the coffin

it's here already

# ? Dec 14, 2023 20:50

Willa Rogers: Mar 11, 2005

anime was right posted:

i mean like all of the stuff they serve at these places is basically frozen sysco poo poo

I can tell the difference between stove-cooked & microwave-cooked food and that's one of the reasons I hate eating out these days & would rather cook at home.

# ? Dec 14, 2023 20:52

PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

anime was right posted:

reverse kramer index is nail in the coffin

Oh some Mad Max poo poo's coming

# ? Dec 14, 2023 20:54

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

In Training posted:

We're all dead

# ? Dec 14, 2023 20:55

Panfilo: Aug 27, 2011; Can't post for 5 days!

Brb gonna go invent a restaurant where instead of a hot pot at the table it's just a microwave and they toss you relabeled Hungry Man entrees to heat up yourself.

# ? Dec 14, 2023 20:57

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Panfilo posted:

Brb gonna go invent a restaurant where instead of a hot pot at the table it's just a microwave and they toss you relabeled Hungry Man entrees to heat up yourself.

congrats on getting 5 billion dollars in your first round of VC funding

# ? Dec 14, 2023 20:57

anime was right: Jun 27, 2008; death is certain
keep yr cool

the smoldering cramer that was once our economy

# ? Dec 14, 2023 20:57

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

Panfilo posted:

Brb gonna go invent a restaurant where instead of a hot pot at the table it's just a microwave and they toss you relabeled Hungry Man entrees to heat up yourself.

that�s a lot of money on refrigeration can I interest you in self-serve instant ramen instead?

https://youtu.be/9BnyHGtQLOQ

# ? Dec 14, 2023 21:00

Monkey Fracas: Sep 11, 2010; ...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!; Grimey Drawer

Has anyone reinvented automats and gotten big VC buxxxx for it yet

# ? Dec 14, 2023 21:03

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anime was right posted:

Wrong Money Louis CK has spoken

# ? Dec 14, 2023 21:05

anime was right: Jun 27, 2008; death is certain
keep yr cool

Monkey Fracas posted:

Has anyone reinvented automats and gotten big VC buxxxx for it yet

i really want automats to make a comeback but like, actual good ones.

# ? Dec 14, 2023 21:08

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Monkey Fracas posted:

Has anyone reinvented automats and gotten big VC buxxxx for it yet

Yeah they did a quinoa bowl automat called Eatsa with ~technology~ that got some big VC buxx. didn't last longhttps://www.restaurant-hospitality.com/technology/eatsa-pivots-restaurant-tech-platform https://sf.eater.com/2019/7/23/20706270/eatsa-closed-tech-company-starbucks-investment-brightloom

I think it failed mostly because of loads of debt in expanding quickly, and also that it was more foofoo techbro/williamsburg 'adtech marketing engineer' food, and still priced a bit too expensive for what should be "cheap".

Xaris has issued a correction as of 21:11 on Dec 14, 2023

# ? Dec 14, 2023 21:09

net work error: Feb 26, 2011

Willa Rogers posted:

Proof that the economy is doing great!

https://twitter.com/Dexerto/status/1735193376423653694

I mean what else are they gonna do there

# ? Dec 14, 2023 21:13

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Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

anytime they open some new fast-food drive-thru chain in whitesville, suburbia, there's always massive lines. i recently saw some photo of a loving tim hortons or chikfila or something in some PA suburb and lines were like 8 hours long causing chaos on the streets

people are so starved of any meaning that waiting in their car for 8 hours to buy soggy fast food is the pinnacle of existence: that's the american burgerlyfe culture bay-bee :patriot:

# ? Dec 14, 2023 21:15

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