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TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Ich lache laut

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freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Groß

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Kein Panik, Jederknüller.

poronty
Oct 19, 2006
a hung Aryan
Ich würde deine Dich suchen very muchen

Dave Syndrome
Jan 11, 2007
Look, Bernard. Bernard, look. Look. Bernard. Bernard. Look. Bernard. Bernard. Bernard! Bernard. Bernard. Look, Bernard! Bernard. Bernard! Bernard! Look! Bernard! Bernard. Bernard! Bernard, look! Look! Look, Bernard! Bernard! Bernard, look! Look! Bern

mrpwase posted:

Auf Deutsch Ist Das Total Normal

Not really. I literally just got back from practising with my kid for a German test he has tomorrow in which the topic is capitalization. I thought I had this poo poo down after spending 48 years as a German, but some of the rules completely stumped me. gently caress this language.

Tendales
Mar 9, 2012

mrpwase posted:

People Who Write In Title Case In English Probably Have Schizophrenia Aber Auf Deutsch Ist Das Total Normal

Isekai titles have gotten out of control

CrocodileKingSaysNO
Jul 25, 2007

Holy poo poo we found the funny Germans

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

Looks like deux pipes to me

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



Mauser posted:

Looks like deux pipes to me
One is and the other one isn't

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!
Can you guess which one is which? One pipe can only tell truths and one can only tell lies!

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Crocodile Dundee pulls out his pipe

Dave Syndrome
Jan 11, 2007
Look, Bernard. Bernard, look. Look. Bernard. Bernard. Look. Bernard. Bernard. Bernard! Bernard. Bernard. Look, Bernard! Bernard. Bernard! Bernard! Look! Bernard! Bernard. Bernard! Bernard, look! Look! Look, Bernard! Bernard! Bernard, look! Look! Bern

Baron von Eevl posted:

Crocodile Dundee pulls out his pipe

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
Ceci wízard, mon Ani

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.




lmao

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Grammarchist posted:

The True Meaning of Christmas is General Grant dancing on the decapitated heads of reactionaries while a crazy Santa Claus gives a boy a trumpet with which to angrily doot in approval.



it looks like Santa is dippin into the yayo

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

kiimo posted:

it looks like Santa is dippin into the yayo
Santa stays up all night going irresponsibly fast to make his deliveries on time, stopping only to kiss your mom. He's clearly a trucker on meth.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
i mean i would be decribed as jolly too coked to the gills

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Look, Santa needs something to get him through that holiday rush. Those toys don't deliver themselves overnight....

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

TehRedWheelbarrow posted:

i mean i would be decribed as jolly too coked to the gills

Professor Moriarty
May 16, 2007
strong vs. Earth attacks

Mr Evrart is helping me find my bag of gifts.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

TehRedWheelbarrow posted:

i mean i would be decribed as jolly too coked to the gills

I hear you can go to his house anytime of year and there's snow everywhere.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
hoover dude from heavy metal is the only thing that pops to mind

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Professor Moriarty posted:

Mr Evrart is helping me find my bag of gifts.

Coppotype: jolly cop

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

Saint Nicholas Ambrosius Costeau

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap



That's not funny, its extremely hosed up. Welcome to my ignore list!

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

:perfect:

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011

























maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

:shuckyes:

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club

these are not funny

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

The sentence is DEATH.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

The cursed image thread is here.

Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005

Kheldarn posted:

Sick filth

gently caress you, this is violence

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


I choose to interpret this as an ostentatious cartoon eye gleam rather than a fold in the original material or something. Like Santa's laser eye beam is just about to fire.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Santa Cable

Emzedoh
Jun 26, 2013


This one has the possibility of being intentional, at least.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Emzedoh posted:

This one has the possibility of being intentional, at least.
It was certainly a choice

Grammarchist
Jan 28, 2013

Hyperlynx posted:

I choose to interpret this as an ostentatious cartoon eye gleam rather than a fold in the original material or something. Like Santa's laser eye beam is just about to fire.

Santa Claus, Indiana has a bunch of old prints of random Santa renditions. This one by Emil Strauss did not translate to newsprint at all. They eventually took away his cavalry saber and released Santa Claus Land postcards with a much cheerier version.

Foxfire_
Nov 8, 2010

Emzedoh posted:

This one has the possibility of being intentional, at least.
The floor ones all feel like intentional acceptable whimsy to me. The mailboxes are intentional tryhard whimsy. The rest feel accidental

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Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014




#french #baguette

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