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I hope it’s Hornswoggle
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 16:24 |
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# ? May 26, 2024 07:41 |
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Well, that was pretty stupid too. Swerve did a home invasion angle, that was really bad from a lot of perspectives (where was mom? wow, look at Swerve cut a promo at this clearly empty crib. wow, this has no tension because obviously you can't punch a baby on TV. or, presumably, in real life either), but then he had one of the greatest matches in company history and he's getting a rocketpack push, and we're at the point where commentary is explicitly acknowledging that the audience just wants Swerve to win this tournament, and the dude isn't even wrestling like a heel anymore. He's getting a big push and is clearly about to turn babyface, because nobody wants to boo him. Except he just broke into a guy's house and cut a promo on his baby. So like. What the gently caress. Is he just gonna turn face without acknowledging that? I really loving hope not.
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 16:24 |
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The PPV is in 2 weeks? 🙏 Only 2 more weeks of this Baloney please
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 16:25 |
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yea ok posted:The PPV is in 2 weeks? 🙏 Only 2 more weeks of this Baloney please me every month since the devil arrived lol
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 16:29 |
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I couldn't remember, so I checked and this current Devil who jumps people with ninjas and isn't MJF (maybe) started Sep 29. Ten weeks of the devil's tricks
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 16:32 |
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part of what makes it fun is that Roddy is a crazy nerd so he's either wrong and has reason to be even madder or he's right and has every reason to gloat. it's extremely basic storytelling and you don't have to twist yourself into a knot for it. the biggest flaw with the devil angle is that it started too early and did gently caress all for a cycle and has had a few effects that have been corny but a simple whodunit stable is a wrestling tale as old as time. I'm fine with it. But in the spirit of this thread: loving hell that golden jets promo made me leave the room it was bombing so loving bad dude. I turned the volume down. At least Ricky went crazy and saved it from being a total wash. He has every right to be mad when almost every face he's feuded with lately has done some corny "you're not actually that cool" line when it's extremely extremely obvious to Us, The Viewers that Ricky is in fact Incredibly Cool. I don't want to hear that Ricky is just a cheap Rock or a cheap Enzo Amore! I want to hear people talk about how cool his outfits are but call him out for cheating to win the Owen or how he always chokes or something! It's clear that he was trying to get the train back on track by actually putting over the credibility of the tag team championships and Kenny's involvement in AEW but man it feels like the faces were struggling to give him an inch! I hope big bill stomps Jericho's face into paste. why the gently caress did they have to name-drop Enzo Amore I have no desire to hear his name!!!! the riffing was just bad!!! A bad spot on an otherwise very good episode Okay that's enough Hell for me, y'all have fun in here
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 16:34 |
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projecthalaxy posted:I couldn't remember, so I checked and this current Devil who jumps people with ninjas and isn't MJF (maybe) started Sep 29. Ten weeks of the devil's tricks Now now, they completely abandoned it for like 4 of those weeks
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 16:34 |
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sleep with the vicious posted:Who cares anyway? Guys attack each other every week, why does it matter if someone does it in a goofy mask. Swerve broke into hangmans house to protect his baby that page left alone and he didn't need a mask Imagine he was wearing a mask while he did it though That's right, your blood ran cold just now. That's booking, baby
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 17:28 |
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The golden jets segment sucked, but I disagree that Ricky did anything better in it. The whole promo sucked rear end, no one entertained me at all. Not even Big Bill! Andrade winning is rad, he's such a great wrestler. RUSH being mathematically eliminated is stinky poo poo from an rear end and he should bully Tony Khan for it.
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 17:29 |
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MJeff posted:So like. What the gently caress. Is he just gonna turn face without acknowledging that? I really loving hope not. Swerve really needs to take a big L from Hangman before he actually gets his moment in the sun. Like, just a real measure of revenge for that poo poo. World Champion Hangman should beat challenger Swerve on PPV clean.
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 18:46 |
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Big Coffin Hunter posted:Swerve really needs to take a big L from Hangman before he actually gets his moment in the sun. Like, just a real measure of revenge for that poo poo. World Champion Hangman should beat challenger Swerve on PPV clean. I would say so, yes! In lieu of that I would at least accept, like, a loving apology.
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 18:48 |
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I don't know if there is a satisfying resolution to the Devil angle at this point. The Devil being MJF feels like a step backwards, and someone like Adam Cole or Jack Perry just feels like a letdown. Hangman would actually be a shocking and unique twist, but I don't know if I want to see Hangman as a heel. Multiple Devils Theory is fine, but for the twist to actually work, there has to be at least one shocking mastermind behind it all. Anyway, Swerve should be the next world champ.
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 18:50 |
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"I'm sorry for breaking into your home when nobody was there and threatening that I could kill your child" I don't know, I feel he needs to get punched in the loving face
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 18:50 |
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Hangman continues to be the most cohesive character AEW has and had.
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 18:56 |
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Terrorizing The Weepy Wangman is a face move, no contradictions here
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 19:12 |
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Eat My Fuc posted:I like how Kenny frantically had to go back to the goodnight bang stuff he hasn’t done in years to try and save it. He's been doing that, you gotta watch the show
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 19:27 |
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Watched the clip of that Kenny/Jericho segment, absolute death. Someone should be fired for that.
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 19:41 |
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Personally I don't see them turning swerve face, i thought they were just shooting him up to be the Top Heel and maybe take the belt off MJF And be a heel champ. re: ricky trying his best lmao yeah i haven't watched this week's dynamite yet but i did see clips of that segment and hoo. he was trying so hard. what the gently caress like, everyone in that promo can cut a good promo except big bill and he wasn't even the problem!!! i know jericho and kenny have better material than this!
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 19:51 |
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NienNunb posted:Watched the clip of that Kenny/Jericho segment, absolute death. Someone should be fired for that. Holy poo poo, you ain't kidding
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 20:20 |
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Quantum of Phallus posted:years from now when i start up PPW (Pee Pee Wrestling), internet historians will dig up this thread when the booking starts getting bad... I’m sure your fed will be too small for them to notice!!!!
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 20:21 |
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One of my favorite wrestlers of all time, Kenny Omega, was really bad in a really bad segment. And I don't know how to accept that.
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 21:29 |
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I would suggest taking any Kenny Omega merchandise you own and pile it on your front lawn, set it on fire, the lay down in front of it and loudly weep. Your neighbors will probably instantly understand what is going on.
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 21:38 |
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They should change their name to the Winnipeg Bombers after that segment.
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 21:40 |
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Arn Anderson burned all of Cody's Kenny Omega shirts in a barrel...
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 21:44 |
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ThePariah posted:One of my favorite wrestlers of all time, Kenny Omega, was really bad in a really bad segment. And I don't know how to accept that. He's always been an awkward guy and his promos have always been goofy, why is this a surprise? And it doesn't help that Ricky has NO improv ability at all, as soon as you surprise him he breaks kayfabe and gets offended. But yeah, I wouldn't have picked the golden jets to cut an in ring promo.
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 21:49 |
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NienNunb posted:Watched the clip of that Kenny/Jericho segment, absolute death. Someone should be fired for that. yup. Someone please save Ricky and Big Bill from the cringe
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 22:05 |
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TheHoosier posted:yup. Someone please save Ricky and Big Bill from the cringe Papa H… do your thing
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 22:06 |
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we all know things are much better when ricky starks is on the Grayson Waller Experience.
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 22:14 |
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Quantum of Phallus posted:Papa H… do your thing They said save from cringe, not drown in it
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 22:15 |
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Tony should have listened to my advice (keep Big Bill with Brian Cage so they can do Road Warriors tribute act matches every other week)
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 22:16 |
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There were two problems with that segment and neither were Ricky Starks or Big Bill
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 22:17 |
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NienNunb posted:Tony should have listened to my advice (keep Big Bill with Brian Cage so they can do Road Warriors tribute act matches every other week) The standing doomsday device was cool as gently caress and they should have just kept doing it
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 22:18 |
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Big Coffin Hunter posted:There were two problems with that segment and neither were Ricky Starks or Big Bill I liked how Ricky and Bill never actually got a promo because Chris just kept interrupting. Fire Chris, just don't let Kenny do a promo that isn't to the audience at the end of the match or to the camera after the match.
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 22:43 |
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CopywrightMMXI posted:They should change their name to the Winnipeg Bombers after that segment. Dece
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 22:47 |
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Quantum of Phallus posted:Chris Jericho don't bury talent challenge [Impossible]
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 23:17 |
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Pair Jericho up with the Hardys and have them job to Top Flight as punishment for sucking the enjoyment out of seeing Kenny Omega on TV
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 23:36 |
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I can't tell if Starks has the best or worst poker face, because he absolutely looked annoyed at the end of that, lmao. Between this poo poo and the dumb promo with Edge, this man has got to be sick of it
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 23:45 |
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Chris Jericho grinning as he realizes his Enzo comment gets to bury 3 guys at once and 2 of them don't deserve it.
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# ? Dec 14, 2023 23:54 |
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Jericho also thinks folks need to leave aew to go under the vince learning tree. He's a real dum dum
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# ? Dec 15, 2023 00:11 |
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# ? May 26, 2024 07:41 |
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if what i’m reading about WBD is true… congratulations jungle jackass and the dumb fucks. you killed aew
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