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50 years old is super young to get a scrotal reduction btw, if you're approaching that i was more targeting the 60-80 range when i said old guys dicks. wasn't trying to ruin anybody's day
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Dec 15, 2023 12:06
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and even if your dick is valid, it probably doesn't even look that old
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Dec 15, 2023 12:08
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it's actually a little heartwearming https://www.yplasticsurgery.com/gallery/male/scrotoplasty/
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Dec 15, 2023 12:17
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ddz-VT97tvA
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Dec 15, 2023 12:32
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i don't know about this one, it's not that much different and wasn't worth the effort https://www.smithsurgery.com/scrotoplasty/
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Dec 15, 2023 12:32
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the coffee isn't working  maybe i need some of that exotic cat poop coffee
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Dec 15, 2023 12:45
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Ruby Gloom posted:the coffee isn't working Poop in, poop out. Very zen.
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Dec 15, 2023 12:49
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Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:Poop in, poop out. Very zen. 
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Dec 15, 2023 12:59
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But after a cat poops is when they seem to have the most energy. A curious paradox.
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Dec 15, 2023 13:03
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Based on the message I just got from my friend I'm pretty sure she's having a mental breakdown.
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Dec 15, 2023 13:05
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Jimbone Tallshanks posted:But after a cat poops is when they seem to have the most energy. A curious paradox. i'm p sure they run about so fast afterwards because they're trying to escape their own stank 
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Dec 15, 2023 13:09
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Brutal Garcon posted:
Not sure if this is a new low for British cuisine or a new high...
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Dec 15, 2023 14:50
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Ruby Gloom posted:possibly the most important thing you'll see today HOLY poo poo
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Dec 15, 2023 14:50
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Pac and Cheese posted:okay so about the AI dicks, there's some good news and bad news 
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Dec 15, 2023 15:04
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Escape From Noise posted:Based on the message I just got from my friend I'm pretty sure she's having a mental breakdown. Tell her to get to the 5kpt for some comfort, laughs, and a whole lotta scrotums, apparently. Seriously, i hope shes going to be ok
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Dec 15, 2023 15:07
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Prof. Crocodile posted:Not sure if this is a new low for British cuisine or a new high... 
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Dec 15, 2023 15:07
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Ruby Gloom posted:on christmas day and boxing day, i am going to become THE HUMAN CARB hell yeah me too
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Dec 15, 2023 15:22
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gm fam happy friday, hope its blessed today is the only day we don't have plans til almost the end of the year lol
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Dec 15, 2023 15:23
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:Tell her to get to the 5kpt for some comfort, laughs, and a whole lotta scrotums, apparently. She contacted me on WhatsApp to let me know that she's deleting the app because she's "being spied on". She has been in a not great place for the last several years and I think she might be cracking. It sucks. This isn't the first time she's acted weird and paranoid. Recently she was convinced there was something up with lawn maintenance people outside her lovely boyfriend's apartment. Things like that. I've been able to talk her back from this a bit before, or at least get her to act like she doesn't really believe that stuff but who knows? I don't think there's really anything I can do about it.
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Dec 15, 2023 15:24
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we are slowly introducing Biscuit to the rest of the cat flock and it's going alright. Mr Kittens, who wasn't raised around other cats, has been doing the best, Waffle just wants to box with Biscuit, Norbert is aggressively curiously
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Dec 15, 2023 15:29
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it's a serious project and thanks for taking it seriously. ai dicks are important
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Dec 15, 2023 15:34
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Amazing
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Dec 15, 2023 15:50
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Pac and Cheese posted:50 years old is super young to get a scrotal reduction btw, if you're approaching that i was more targeting the 60-80 range when i said old guys dicks. wasn't trying to ruin anybody's day I didn't click any of the links but is the surgery cosmetic only or does it have medical reasons to be done? Seems like not that many people would be looking at your 60-80 year old scrotum to necessitate beautifying it
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Dec 15, 2023 15:52
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DorkusMalorkus posted:I didn't click any of the links but is the surgery cosmetic only or does it have medical reasons to be done? Seems like not that many people would be looking at your 60-80 year old scrotum to necessitate beautifying it Toilet water is cold first thing in the morning
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Dec 15, 2023 15:53
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DorkusMalorkus posted:I didn't click any of the links but is the surgery cosmetic only or does it have medical reasons to be done? Seems like not that many people would be looking at your 60-80 year old scrotum to necessitate beautifying it it's purely cosmetic and except for BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Toilet water is cold first thing in the morning
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Dec 15, 2023 15:54
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bagmonkey posted:we are slowly introducing Biscuit to the rest of the cat flock and it's going alright. Mr Kittens, who wasn't raised around other cats, has been doing the best, Waffle just wants to box with Biscuit, Norbert is aggressively curiously Mr Kittens, it's just THE BEST NAME 
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Dec 15, 2023 15:56
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Ruby Gloom posted:Mr Kittens, it's just THE BEST NAME Andrew W Kittens fka Morrissey is his full name our boy cats get very long complex names (Norbert Dupont Revels III) our lady cats get one word food names (Biscuit, Waffle)
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Dec 15, 2023 15:59
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i gotta rewrite a whole goddam child protection policy and i've got as far as sitting down at my desk and i don't wannaaaaaa
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Dec 15, 2023 16:03
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Ruby Gloom posted:i gotta rewrite a whole goddam child protection policy and i've got as far as sitting down at my desk and i don't wannaaaaaa Here's some wisdom from a bard of yore that may inspire you: "I believe the children are our future Teach them well and let them lead the way Show them all the beauty they possess inside Give them a sense of pride to make it easier Let the children's laughter remind us how we used to be"
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Dec 15, 2023 16:07
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Ruby Gloom posted:i gotta rewrite a whole goddam child protection policy "Make sure child stays alive" Done
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Dec 15, 2023 16:09
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*quietly removes homer_strangles_bart.gif from policy*
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Dec 15, 2023 16:13
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I’m seeing the doctor (no big deal) for a lil quick second date tonight but Sunday night is gonna be our first real date. The first date was cool, she walked to Starbucks with her dog and I met them there and we grabbed some coffee real fast then we walked around in xmas lighty neighborhoods with her dog and we hit it off immediately and kept stopping to make out a lot. Tonight will be the same thing since we won’t have much time but we already planned for Sunday night not being rushed we just figured we’d work out the details while we’re walkin her dog 2nite
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Dec 15, 2023 16:24
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its_my_birthday posted:I’m seeing the doctor (no big deal) for a lil quick second date tonight but Sunday night is gonna be our first real date. The first date was cool, she walked to Starbucks with her dog and I met them there and we grabbed some coffee real fast then we walked around in xmas lighty neighborhoods with her dog and we hit it off immediately and kept stopping to make out a lot. Tonight will be the same thing since we won’t have much time but we already planned for Sunday night not being rushed we just figured we’d work out the details while we’re walkin her dog 2nite this is cute as hell dude and i am happy for you 
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Dec 15, 2023 16:27
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its_my_birthday posted:I’m seeing the doctor (no big deal) for a lil quick second date tonight but Sunday night is gonna be our first real date. The first date was cool, she walked to Starbucks with her dog and I met them there and we grabbed some coffee real fast then we walked around in xmas lighty neighborhoods with her dog and we hit it off immediately and kept stopping to make out a lot. Tonight will be the same thing since we won’t have much time but we already planned for Sunday night not being rushed we just figured we’d work out the details while we’re walkin her dog 2nite Don't make out with the dog Good job making out with the human lady though, and getting another date 
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Dec 15, 2023 16:29
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Ruby Gloom posted:this is cute as hell dude and i am happy for you DorkusMalorkus posted:Don't make out with the dog Ty I’m one step closer to being a kinda fat trophy husband who’s an inch shorter than her and fulfilling my destiny. And I took the poop bag to the dumpster behind a gas station even tho it was her dog I bet that got me points
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Dec 15, 2023 16:32
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Show us pic of dog IF POSSIBLE pls
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Dec 15, 2023 16:33
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its_my_birthday posted:I’m seeing the doctor (no big deal) for a lil quick second date tonight but Sunday night is gonna be our first real date. The first date was cool, she walked to Starbucks with her dog and I met them there and we grabbed some coffee real fast then we walked around in xmas lighty neighborhoods with her dog and we hit it off immediately and kept stopping to make out a lot. Tonight will be the same thing since we won’t have much time but we already planned for Sunday night not being rushed we just figured we’d work out the details while we’re walkin her dog 2nite Did the dog like you too?
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Dec 15, 2023 16:38
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heard you guys like dogs, yeah me too, totally https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUtz8TzyXIk
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Dec 15, 2023 16:53
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DorkusMalorkus posted:Show us pic of dog IF POSSIBLE pls or at the very least a description and/or a picture of a similar dog from the internet
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Dec 15, 2023 17:13
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Dec 15, 2023 17:21
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