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Wow, a bunch of critics who hate Snyder gave a bad score to a Snyder movie? Crazy! Barry Convex posted:This looks much less satirical than it should be given the premise, but also Cary from *The Other Two* playing straight just feels wrong https://youtu.be/gizIbhk5Eu4?si=AiZa4-J6b2Fi8Pkm You should hear him on Comedy Bang Bang singing about wanting to gently caress his truck! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8MBUZjJX7Y Or his love songs too, actually https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9V-4CkDMso
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This is a great day for people who love poo poo movies
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Is there an Onion article about a longtime Zack Snyder defender finally go to watch one of his movies?
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Not surprising to hear it's got a barebones story and truncated character development - not only are they doing the two-part movie thing, they're also releasing the cut-to-the-bone 2-hour Studio version now, and a longer Snyder Cut later on, so this is like, a third of the story. If the end result is going to be a 6-hour experience, they really should have just done it as a 6-episode limited series rather than insisting on making a bad first impression.
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Robot Style posted:Not surprising to hear it's got a barebones story and truncated character development - not only are they doing the two-part movie thing, they're also releasing the cut-to-the-bone 2-hour Studio version now, and a longer Snyder Cut later on, so this is like, a third of the story. Someone else pointed it out but it feels like they're trying to artificially generate the same 'hype' the Snyder Justice League had. It's a loving dumb idea. Just release the directors cut now. Releasing a movie with the problems you describe, getting bad reviews, and then saying "No you gotta wait for the directors cut to get the real movie' is a loving dumb thing to do and it deserves every lovely review it gets. edit: Typically a 'directors cut' happens because at the time, the director couldn't achieve what they fully set out to do. It may have been because of studio interference, lack of time, lack of money, other reasons, or any combination. This isn't the case here. They're doing it just to do it. Jose Oquendo fucked around with this message at 21:47 on Dec 15, 2023 |
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X-Ray Pecs posted:It’s wild how much they give, I think the article says the average pay it forward donation was upwards of $600. I don't know what the average is for the group at large, but the church my family attended when I was young (before they got out of it / the church imploded) it was a point of honor for families to be able to tithe a full 10% of their paycheck. I don't have any reason to believe this church was in anyway exceptional.
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mycot posted:If Snyderheads already don't care about reviews and are willing to pay twice for the real version of the movie then they kinda deserve to get milked. It's a Netflix thing, no one's paying twice I have no idea who this is for though, it looks like a fun movie but why would I watch a junked version now instead of just waiting?
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Robot Style posted:Not surprising to hear it's got a barebones story and truncated character development - not only are they doing the two-part movie thing, they're also releasing the cut-to-the-bone 2-hour Studio version now, and a longer Snyder Cut later on, so this is like, a third of the story. It is a goddamn straight to streaming movie, whyyy
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It's not Rebel Moon, it is just Rebel Moo for now
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Oh don't worry about it, the moon is just going through its rebellious phase You aren't the boss of me EARTH
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I’m now really confused and will just wait until the real version of the movie instead of whatever this is
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fatherboxx posted:It is a goddamn straight to streaming movie, whyyy The Algorithm, literally. Netflix wants ~2hr movies. When do these dIrEcToR's cUtS emerge anyway - all the ads I've seen say December and... April? OK, so it'll be a trash watch for Xmas Eve, and I already have Indy 5 scheduled for Xmas Day post-prandial snoozing. (So Xmas already planned to be ruined then, ahahahaaaaaaa.)
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Inspector Gesicht posted:Is there an Onion article about a longtime Zack Snyder defender finally go to watch one of his movies? The Onion only does funny gags
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A True Jar Jar Fan posted:It's a Netflix thing, no one's paying twice It's honestly baffling. Even as someone who's mostly up on Snyder, I probably wouldn't bother with the shorter version if there weren't a simulwatch. There's only a very limited theatrical release, right? Netflix could have just produced/released the full cut.
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Chairman Capone posted:One of my favorites is Russell T. Davies in some Doctor Who episode having the US President say "I am the President-Elect of the United States!" At least he apologized for that and admitted he had heard the term and assumed it was just a longer title for POTUS without doing the research.
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Please take rebel moon talk to the rebel moon thread. This whole subforum does not need to be about the latest zack snyder masterpiece
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MacheteZombie posted:Please take rebel moon talk to the rebel moon thread. This whole subforum does not need to be about the latest zack snyder masterpiece if someone continues to post about it here does that make them a Rebel Goon
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Alan Smithee posted:if someone continues to post about it here does that make them a Even worse, they'll join the ranks of snyder cult sickos! Sorry
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Inspector Gesicht posted:Is there an Onion article about a longtime Zack Snyder defender finally go to watch one of his movies? There was the thread title about how it's actually the other way around.
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Alan Smithee posted:if someone continues to post about it here does that make them a BYOB and D&D Alliance will reach the mod's lair by the anniversary of Lowtax's death. Feldegast42 posted:Oh don't worry about it, the moon is just going through its rebellious phase https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpacJUFyU70
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All Snyder talk does feel kinda sensationalistic in either direction. Like, I'm sure it's a bad movie but there's no way it's that level of bad.
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I'm gonna put the movie on because I'm a sucker for space fantasy. I will turn it off if I'm not enjoying it, but I've sat through some serious garbage before just to have some cool space ship shots and weird aliens in the background.
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Punkin Spunkin posted:All Snyder talk does feel kinda sensationalistic in either direction. Like, I'm sure it's a bad movie but there's no way it's that level of bad. yeah, I'm tempted to watch it as I'm sure its bad but its probably interestingly bad given it's Snyder
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The term for a Star Wars movie based on Seven Samurai is a Battle Beyond The Stars. I really like that Corman production, but there’s like a 0% chance that Rebel Moon is the weaker movie.
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:The term for a Star Wars movie based on Seven Samurai is a Battle Beyond The Stars. A Message From Space you mean
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:The term for a Star Wars movie based on Seven Samurai is a Battle Beyond The Stars.
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The top is definitely a uterus, but I still can’t decide whether the bottom is balls or tits.
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Small Strange Bird posted:I don't know; Battle Beyond The Stars tells the same story in 105 minutes that Rebel Moon tells half of in 134 minutes. Also BBTS has Robert Vaughn and George Peppard and John Saxon and a spaceship with boobs designed by James Cameron. It also has a FX shot that Corman used over and over https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WVR6gzBGUU Here's a video about it.
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Detective No. 27 posted:I know the internet has collectively groaned at Disney properties entering the public domain and becoming terrible slasher movies but I welcome it. Make that Steamboat Willy slasher. Make the Disney corporation uncomfortable using their iconography. If they shrugged off Escape From Tomorrow, they'll shrug off some lovely slasher with a guy in a Mickey Mouse mask.
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live with fruit posted:If they shrugged off Escape From Tomorrow, they'll shrug off some lovely slasher with a guy in a Mickey Mouse mask. Should have taken him to court for making such a terrible loving movie.
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joylessdivision posted:Should have taken him to court for making such a terrible loving movie. They did something far worse: utterly ignore it since they knew that if they pursued any sort of legal action, it would give him the publicity he was seeking. And sure enough, the movie made no money and was quickly forgotten. Probably the sanest decision made by a corporation in recent history.
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