[Pictures] hello my urine angels

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Fitzy Fitz: May 14, 2005

# ? Dec 16, 2023 01:41

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# ? May 27, 2024 16:26

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

https://twitter.com/6thgrade4ever/status/1735739757760573553

# ? Dec 16, 2023 03:34

change my name: Aug 27, 2007; Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

# ? Dec 16, 2023 04:10

MightyBigMinus: Jan 26, 2020

welp he would be a difficult falconer to hear and is personified evidence of the center not holding

# ? Dec 16, 2023 04:21

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

change my name posted:

It's got a constricting thing around the throat so it doesn't swallow its prey

# ? Dec 16, 2023 04:28

Gripweed: Nov 8, 2018

Oscar Wild posted:

It's got a constricting thing around the throat so it doesn't swallow its prey

oh is that why he sounds like that?

# ? Dec 16, 2023 04:59

Laterite: Mar 14, 2007; It's Gutfest '89; Grimey Drawer

Gripweed posted:

lmao

he's gonna win

# ? Dec 16, 2023 05:05

deoju: Jul 11, 2004; All the pieces matter.; Nap Ghost

Gripweed posted:

Fake, but still funny.

# ? Dec 16, 2023 05:10

Danann: Aug 4, 2013

https://twitter.com/pplsartofwar/status/1735549147539796004

quote:

I should share startup bro corruption stories. I'm bored and my instant noodles aren't soggy enough.

First story. Relatively known vector database startup. Founder after getting Series B bought a Ferrarri. Had it listed as marketing expense on the balance sheet.

Blew 10k on a party to attract Middle East investors. Underpaid the devs from Vietnam for a quarter to do it.

2nd Story. Indian startup bro in the ML space. After Series A flew his family into SF (company's money) to show off his sucess. Also spent 15k decorating the office for investors.

Didn't have a real product. We were brought in to build a business strategy and product roadmap.

3rd story. American techbro (ex Googler) created a successful startup. Series E. They're doing quite well now.

Over drinks admitted he blew money on escorts. And took it out of company funds. Classified it as entertainment. Also abused Adderall to do 996 development.

Great product. lovely person.

Story 4.
Witnessed an new age healer for a hiring decisions. We had been hired to create out a hiring process, but they were stuck on 3 candidates. So they paid some nutter to make the decision. Healer was paid 350 dollars an hour. She was there for 4.

Billed as consulting services. Founders wanted to have "the right elemental vibe".

Never made it to series. But had investors.

Story 5.

Rich kid started a startup. Zero work experience. Zero idea how to run a business. We got hired to develop it.

After 6 mos we find out the dad got a significant amount of PPP loans for his company. He used some of that to pay for his failsons startup.

We were literally getting paid with our own taxes. Daddy also bought him 30 under 30.

For his seed round funding he was so nervous to present he got himself drunk. We had to stage manage him and his co-founder who was less drunk.

Story 6
Orgies at certain conferences. I'm not saying more than that.

Story 7
The LDS church has startups they support in the data science and AI space. For diversification purposes. A few Presidency of 70 members grandkids get funding, connections, etc.

There's one well known data science founder and consultancies like this.

Story 8
Tel Aviv startups have government backing or have intelligence connections. Same with middle east startups. Especially if you see a military or analyst background for the founder.

# ? Dec 16, 2023 05:42

Gripweed: Nov 8, 2018

deoju posted:

Fake, but still funny.

please stop spreading misinformation

# ? Dec 16, 2023 06:01

Pepe Silvia Browne: Jan 1, 2007

it's true

# ? Dec 16, 2023 06:02

i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

deoju posted:

Fake, but still funny.

no disinfo itt, rear end in a top hat

# ? Dec 16, 2023 06:28

ram dass in hell: Dec 29, 2019

spacemang_spliff posted:

kind regards

Yeah what about cspam?

# ? Dec 16, 2023 06:58

tokin opposition: Apr 8, 2021; I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

deoju posted:

Fake, but still funny.

There are more things in heaven and Earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy

# ? Dec 16, 2023 08:06

Animal-Mother: Feb 14, 2012; RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

In England they call it the Ministry of Naps.

# ? Dec 16, 2023 16:13

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Laterite posted:

I'm regarded?

if you think about it, a forum is just us regarding each other

# ? Dec 16, 2023 18:51

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

# ? Dec 16, 2023 20:11

Regarde Aduck: Oct 19, 2012; c l o u d k i t t e n; Grimey Drawer

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

it's already a thing and has been for a couple months

# ? Dec 16, 2023 21:53

Regarde Aduck: Oct 19, 2012; c l o u d k i t t e n; Grimey Drawer

bullying tbh

# ? Dec 16, 2023 21:55

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

theflyingexecutive posted:

One of those campaigns was from Hillary's first words for him after the cheating came out.

see? loving hilarious.

# ? Dec 17, 2023 00:04

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

Regarde Aduck posted:

bullying tbh

shut up regard

# ? Dec 17, 2023 00:08

gandlethorpe: Aug 16, 2008

https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1735889732985348261

# ? Dec 17, 2023 02:20

Mantis42: Jul 26, 2010

Mr Hootington posted:

He's got one helmet and a helmet label maker someone bought him for Christmas one time

# ? Dec 17, 2023 02:47

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Mantis42 posted:

He's got one helmet and a helmet label maker someone bought him for Christmas one time

He has many helmets. We have seen the walk-in closet of helmets.

# ? Dec 17, 2023 03:05

change my name: Aug 27, 2007; Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

# ? Dec 17, 2023 05:07

Cool Dad: Jun 15, 2007; It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

Weka posted:

if you think about it, a forum is just us regarding each other

The Internet makes you studied

# ? Dec 17, 2023 05:22

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Danann posted:

Story 4.
Witnessed an new age healer for a hiring decisions. We had been hired to create out a hiring process, but they were stuck on 3 candidates. So they paid some nutter to make the decision. Healer was paid 350 dollars an hour. She was there for 4.

Billed as consulting services. Founders wanted to have "the right elemental vibe".

Never made it to series. But had investors.

so the bay area is too expensive for normal people to live there, including most doctors

one of the plum jobs there is in-house physician for a FAANG or something like that. and it's a great gig too, paid well, excellent hours, and all your patients are young people with desk job problems

the only hitch is that the people in charge of hiring at those aren't particularly swayed by "i did my residency at stanford" or whatever. you need to stand out. in medicine to these idiots that means being a kook as well as having the credentials

think acupuncture, i-ching/tcm, cupping, crystals, burning sage, stuff like that. talking about it, the easiest thing i've heard that you can fake is reiki

# ? Dec 17, 2023 06:26