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Tesseraction posted:I'm revoking your spelling lizense. Jokez on you; Ize never had one. Ed oh ffs another snipe? The 49 bus goes from Clapham Junction to Shepherds Bush or vice versa. Assuming you're in London. Runcible Cat fucked around with this message at 17:34 on Dec 15, 2023 |
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Dec 15, 2023 17:30
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Dec 15, 2023 17:32
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Google Jeb Bush posted:was it twisto (rip) who did those amusing deep dives into old school obituary listings? wormes
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Dec 15, 2023 17:37
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Guavanaut posted:Lizense is a cross between incense and Liz Truss. You put it in a thurible and swing it about and it talks complete bollocks.
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Dec 15, 2023 18:18
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Tesseraction posted:I'm revoking your spelling lizense. Lizonce, surely?
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Dec 15, 2023 18:22
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The Question IRL posted:In other news (literally.) It also means you can say he knew about phone hacking without him threatening libel.
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Dec 15, 2023 18:26
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serious gaylord posted:It also means you can say he knew about phone hacking without him threatening libel. You mean Prince Harry knew? I'd say he did. That's why he took the case in the first place. Also why would he sue you for libel, he was getting his life ruined by it. He wasn't in on it. Edit: Oh, I just realized you meant that Piers Morgan knew about hacking? Yeah. It possible does. I wonder how that guy who recently accused Piers about it on his show and had Piers immediately threaten him with a lawsuit, is getting on?
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Dec 15, 2023 19:05
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Hahaha, he's not having a good day I haven't seen him look this scared before https://twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/1735694670519222369
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Dec 15, 2023 19:13
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Is there anywhere on the forums to vent about a toxic mother and he toxic antics?
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Dec 15, 2023 19:36
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PriorMarcus posted:Is there anywhere on the forums to vent about a toxic mother and he toxic antics? Probably in E/N
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Dec 15, 2023 19:37
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PriorMarcus posted:Is there anywhere on the forums to vent about a toxic mother and he toxic antics? It's also ok to vent here, especially if it's UK specific. I got away with offloading a load of toxic mother baggage in this thread, which helped others share their stories too. 
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Dec 15, 2023 19:46
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I moved TO the uk to get away from my poo poo mother. She's dead now. hth
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Dec 15, 2023 19:51
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I can't promise anyone will have good advice but yeah, if you just want to yell about your lovely relatives I think that's fine here. E/N I think is full of assholes so I maybe wouldn't go there.
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Dec 15, 2023 19:57
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PriorMarcus posted:Is there anywhere on the forums to vent about a toxic mother and he toxic antics? E/N Subforum is your best bet. There's a thread in GBS that has had a few people posting their own stories about their relationships w/ parents. There's also the UK Chat thread for general chatting poo poo. Myself and a few folk like to vent in there. 
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Dec 15, 2023 20:05
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 Oscarina's a saint!!!
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Dec 15, 2023 20:08
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Chubby Henparty posted:
Well this made me laugh so thank you.
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Dec 15, 2023 20:12
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domhal posted:Lizonce, surely? Don't call me Shirley.
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Dec 15, 2023 20:12
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Funka posted:I moved TO the uk to get away from my poo poo mother. She's dead now. hth 
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Dec 15, 2023 21:31
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My mum abandoned me to fend for myself at the age of 40, she's dead to me.
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Dec 15, 2023 21:48
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My mum's dead to everyone  e: hahaha, check out this oval office: https://twitter.com/Keir_Starmer/status/1735753305706447184 e2: lol https://twitter.com/joshua_pieters/status/1735706756771160331 fuctifino fucked around with this message at 22:15 on Dec 15, 2023 |
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Dec 15, 2023 21:51
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fuctifino posted:My mum's dead to everyone I found the law and the law won.
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Dec 15, 2023 22:46
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I got my mum a VR headset for Christmas so that we can play table tennis together and she's a very nice person and I'm very glad she's around. But I can see how that would be very different with abusive parents.
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Dec 15, 2023 22:56
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This is possibly the least edifying Keith clip ever produced (apols for twit embed): https://twitter.com/Hammer_On_X/status/1735711452168691753
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Dec 15, 2023 23:31
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You'd have thought he'd have had something pre-rehearsed for this, given how much he's promoted himself as working class 
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Dec 15, 2023 23:36
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The best bit about it is the whole "my dad
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Dec 15, 2023 23:38
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Funka posted:I moved TO the uk to get away from my poo poo mother. She's dead now. hth Sounds like she's winning
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Dec 15, 2023 23:39
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fuctifino posted:You'd have thought he'd have had something pre-rehearsed for this, given how much he's promoted himself as working class I was going to ask "what's the opposite of inspiring?" but, yeah, it's just "soul-crushing" isn't it? Thankfully, Keith is a such an uninspiring oval office that it basically wraps around, warping slightly in the process, so all that's left is 'relief'. As in: 'thank gently caress I'm not as big a oval office as he is'.
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Dec 15, 2023 23:55
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Kieth is a big inspiration. He inspires me to vote SNP
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Dec 16, 2023 00:18
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Private Speech posted:I got my mum a VR headset for Christmas so that we can play table tennis together and she's a very nice person and I'm very glad she's around. My mum never worked out video calls despite 3 years of Covid, despite everyone's best efforts. It's a similar level of frustration to the Bo Burnham song Facetime With My Mom: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChgFo74WxZ8 I'd be buying VR headsets for us otherwise, because I think it's lovely that you and your mum do that.
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Dec 16, 2023 00:25
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Didn't someone already come up with a pretty solid definition of working class pure yonks ago. Forget his name now, Karl something.
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Dec 16, 2023 01:16
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keep punching joe posted:Didn't someone already come up with a pretty solid definition of working class pure yonks ago. Ah yeah, Karl Lagerfeld, he said: "I'm a working-class person, working with class."
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Dec 16, 2023 01:26
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All Keith is inspiring me to do is draw a giant cock on my ballot. Everyone round here is afraid of the youths and think hoodies are evil so we're hosed. Problem is I honestly don't think most of the electorate knows who Keir is so he'll pretty much get another chance to reinvent himself when an election starts.
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Dec 16, 2023 06:04
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Mebh posted:All Keith is inspiring me to do is draw a giant cock on my ballot. That'll get counted for Keith
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Dec 16, 2023 08:12
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Ataxerxes posted:I found the law and the law won. https://youtu.be/c83kDB39plw?si=4WwzDmRdzv3jHmPG the video of Suella that goes with that tweet.
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Dec 16, 2023 08:20
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josh04 posted:This is possibly the least edifying Keith clip ever produced (apols for twit embed): Reminder to all that direct Twitter embeds are broken (again) because Musk is a moron.
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Dec 16, 2023 10:34
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Crisp chat, motherfuckers (courtesy of my friend Andy) quote:Jesus Christ, these were an experience. If the Devil were a crisp, this would be he. Note the government warnings on the top right corner of the bag. Maybe I'm just getting too old for this poo poo but these really are not for the faint of heart and I am surprised they can be bought legally in this country. They are saturated satanic red in colour and have so much flavour dust and salt on them I felt approximately one tablespoon of water evaporate from my body with each bite. They are hot as gently caress and left me with a mouth full of thick, poisonous, red saliva that looked and tasted like blood. They literally felt like they were damaging my body as I was eating them. By the time I finished the bag my mouth and fingers were bright red and my entire body shook with uncontrollable sobbing. I reckon if you ate a bag of these each day you would be dead within a week. All this and a subtle twist of lime. 5 out of 5.
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Dec 16, 2023 11:39
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Don't know what he expected from the Nazi's crisps
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Dec 16, 2023 11:41
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I've eyeballed those a few times at my local corner shop but never had the nerve to try them. A rare good decision on my part, I think.
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Dec 16, 2023 11:49
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sebzilla posted:Crisp chat, motherfuckers (courtesy of my friend Andy) Unsurprising he felt ill. Those are past their sell by date
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Dec 16, 2023 13:34
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Mebh posted:All Keith is inspiring me to do is draw a giant cock on my ballot. That's kind of a double-edged sword, considering Starmer very much appears to be a 'the more the public see of him the less they like him' politician.
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Dec 16, 2023 13:42
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