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The Peccadillo posted:Reacher makes a weird point of never loving, he's also a gentleman or some poo poo I specifically remember the opposite of this happening last season.
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Dec 16, 2023 06:40
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Oh did he end up banging that hot cop? I only remember him being aĺl '"I'lll sleep on the floor it reminds me of army"
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Dec 16, 2023 06:52
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The Peccadillo posted:Oh did he end up banging that hot cop? I only remember him being aĺl '"I'lll sleep on the floor it reminds me of army" 100% banged the hot cop in the shower. He slept on the floor afterwards. They were in some hotel on the lam from people chasing them.
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Dec 16, 2023 06:56
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Hell yeah Reacher
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Dec 16, 2023 07:09
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I just half expect Reacher (at some point during this season) to rip a guy's throat out like MacGruber.
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Dec 16, 2023 07:13
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The Peccadillo posted:Reacher makes a weird point of never loving, he's also a gentleman or some poo poo Doesn't he gently caress the cop lady in the first one? I'm almost positive he does in the book it's based on. And Tom Cruise fucks Cobie Smulders and possibly has a child with another woman in the sequel to the movie.
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Dec 16, 2023 07:15
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Gonz posted:I just half expect Reacher (at some point during this season) to rip a guy's throat out like MacGruber. In one of the books he punches a guy in between heart beats, causing the guy's heart to stop.
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Dec 16, 2023 07:16
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Air Skwirl posted:In one of the books he punches a guy in between heart beats, causing the guy's heart to stop. Sounds to me like he reached out and touched the guy. *puts on sunglasses*
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Dec 16, 2023 07:19
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In one of the Reacher books, the bad guys are religious fundamentalists who are planning to detonate a dirty bomb in a major city in order to trigger the apocalypse. Reacher figures it out and calls the number that sets off the bomb while it's still in the bad guys remote compound, killing them all. And by calls the number, I mean he tells the lady cop he's banging to call it and then is pleased when he hears a distant explosion, while she's pissed because she just unknowingly killed a bunch of people. And he got involved in the situation because the baddies tried to move him on from their town First Blood style and he just starts loving with them out of spite. The Jack Reacher books have mad middle aged Dad energy.
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Dec 16, 2023 07:20
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He fucks in every book
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Dec 16, 2023 07:24
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Goddamn it, this whole time I thought jack reacher and jack Ryan were the same guy
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Dec 16, 2023 07:26
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Jay Rust posted:Goddamn it, this whole time I thought jack reacher and jack Ryan were the same guy
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Dec 16, 2023 07:28
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Jay Rust posted:Goddamn it, this whole time I thought jack reacher and jack Ryan were the same guy Jack Ryan=CIA analyst; eventually CIA Director, Vice President, and President Jack Reacher=Nomad, ala Caine from Kung Fu; former Major in the Army Military Police Corps
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Dec 16, 2023 07:29
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Movie reviewers should be tested every year like old people driving. ‘Rebel Moon — Part One: A Child of Fire’ Review: ‘Seven Samurai’ Meets ‘Star Wars’ in Zack Snyder’s Dreadful Netflix Epic'
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Dec 16, 2023 07:49
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*Homer looking at his palm* Ryan = regular size Reacher = huge
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Dec 16, 2023 07:49
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CelticPredator posted:Jack Reacher isn’t politically anything. He’s just Jack reacher and he punches people real good It's the only show with humans that airs on the Gorilla Channel
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Dec 16, 2023 08:24
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqWng8a2yGE
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Dec 16, 2023 11:18
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garycoleisgod posted:In one of the Reacher books, the bad guys are religious fundamentalists who are planning to detonate a dirty bomb in a major city in order to trigger the apocalypse. that owns except for the radiation i guess
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Dec 16, 2023 11:25
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Martman posted:Reacher reminds me the golden age of internet forums. Where you'd read epic screeds about tactics or analyzing martial arts and I mean, this dude must know what he's talking about right? Otherwise how could he go on for pages and pages. I love how every other book gives him a new memory or math fixation that plays a huge role in leading him to guys to headbutt and punch and is then never mentioned again
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Dec 16, 2023 11:35
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Though I think the clock in his brain sticks around for a few novels
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Dec 16, 2023 11:37
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checkplease posted:The Jack reacher movie is funny in that the detective asks a hotel clerk who is staying there that “looks like they could kill someone with one punch” but then you realize they mean Tom Cruise. I one hundred percent believe Tom Cruise can kill a grown man in one punch in actual real life
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Dec 16, 2023 13:02
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McCloud posted:I one hundred percent believe Tom Cruise can kill a grown man in one punch in actual real life It's true, when you reach OT-8+, you receive a Vimeo link where L.Ron Hubbard himself teaches you this One Punch technique
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Dec 16, 2023 13:05
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The Jack Reacher books are about the epitome of modern ish Dad Novels, I think those kind of books basically take the place of endless detective novels for that generation.
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Dec 16, 2023 13:15
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Alan Smithee posted:that owns The ironic thing about dirty bombs is that the "bomb" part aerosolizes and spreads the "dirty" part over such a wide area that it basically negates the threat of the radiation. I remember back when dirty bombs were first getting big after 9/11 there was some report about how a dirty bomb would increase the likelihood of cancer in the effected area by some scary number, but if you looked at the methodology they used they were assuming that everyone within that area wouldn't shower or change their clothes for a year after the explosion. If everybody showers and changes their clothes at some point in the week after the explosion, the increased risk becomes almost immeasurably small.
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Dec 16, 2023 14:05
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...I Always assumed breathing alpha-emitting stuff was the problem.
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Dec 16, 2023 14:38
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Look if I didn't want to watch conservative power fantasy I'd never watch any action films.
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Dec 16, 2023 14:53
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Reacher man would be a great Conan, but I don't know who could direct it that has the right values to make the film great the way Milius did
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Dec 16, 2023 15:00
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Jack Reacher might well be a modern day Conan the Barbarian...
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Dec 16, 2023 15:04
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He doesn't have the will to power.
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Dec 16, 2023 15:12
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Gaius Marius posted:Reacher man would be a great Conan, but I don't know who could direct it that has the right values to make the film great the way Milius did Now is not the time for New Conan. Now is the time to get Arnold back for King Conan. Oliver Stone hasn't been great in a while. But he did co-write the original film. And when he was on as a director... So let him have his shot at redemption if he wants it.
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Dec 16, 2023 15:27
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High Warlord Zog posted:Now is not the time for New Conan. Now is the time to get Arnold back for King Conan. Woke snowflakes trying to usurp King Conan just because he wants to make Aquilonia great again
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Dec 16, 2023 16:32
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The Peccadillo posted:Reacher makes a weird point of never loving, he's also a gentleman or some poo poo You're thinking of Kiryu Kazuma.
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Dec 16, 2023 16:41
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Grendels Dad posted:Woke snowflakes trying to usurp King Conan just because he wants to make Aquilonia great again Conan getting usurped by some comically dastardly villains and quietly enjoying the excuse for a vacation is the plot of like at least half a dozen later books iirc.
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Dec 16, 2023 16:46
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Conan running out of Jafars to employ, then.
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Grendels Dad posted:Woke snowflakes trying to usurp King Conan just because he wants to make Aquilonia great again Does Stone go in for centrist and right wing culture warrior stuff? I thought his reactionary bent comes out in screwy ideas about leadership and strongmen and the arc of history.
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Dec 16, 2023 16:54
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High Warlord Zog posted:Does Stone go in for centrist and right wing culture warrior stuff? I thought his reactionary bent comes out in screwy ideas about leadership and strongmen. I must admit that I'm not up to speed on his current beliefs but vaguely remember that he got way, way worse a few years ago.
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Dec 16, 2023 16:57
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The Peccadillo posted:Reacher makes a weird point of never loving, he's also a gentleman or some poo poo That sounds like Parker from the Richard Stark books who has a strict rule of no loving, and no sex drive if he didn't have the rule, while he's organizing or performing a heist. This despite every hot woman in any early Parker book throwing herself at him. Of course he become a raging gently caress machine once a job is done and spends his time either laying by the pool or boning until he runs out of money and needs to do another heist. That is until he settles down in like book 8 or 9.
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Dec 16, 2023 17:04
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Bob the Gambler vibes
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re: The Family Plan Is there any actually good movie where the main character turns out to be a former secret agent/assassin/mafioso (either this being revealed just to other characters or to the audience as well)? A History of Violence is this? I only saw it once when it came out and liked it but forget if it's that. re: Booksmart Watched this again. Is Molly supposed to be likeable? She's driven and tries to be a decent friend. That's pretty much it in the positive column. But she's arrogant and at the same time insecure and that doesn't change all that much by the end. The brown haired girl from Bad Teacher is much more likeable. Yet you can't root for her because she's not on any kind of hero's journey. She starts off affable, conscientious, without regrets, open about her orientation, and doesn't look down on the cool kids. In two words, well adjusted. She's just a little too shy around girls. But she's also 18. Why should the audience care if she finds herself a gf now, versus in a year or two years or three years?
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