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we just couldn't figure out a way to travel through space in our space exploration game. it was too hard
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bethesda shouldve spent less money on coke and more on contracting the outer wild devs lol. outer wilds space flight, bethesda open world formula. but drat i bet it was some quality coke
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Dec 16, 2023 00:14
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just lol at the AAA writer of "open-world" video games going on Twitter to say "people can't synthesize unique experiences from common ground, walk a mile in my shoes!!!!!!!!"
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Dec 16, 2023 00:16
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spending 200 million dollars on the worlds most exquisitely polished turd. it reflects 99.99% of light. we used the worlds most advanced turd polishing technology, and actively pushed the cutting edge in developing new turd polishing tools. it is so smooth that it has a coef of friction so low that we needed new metrology equipment to measure it. our team poured their heart and soul into this turd. i know we promised to deliver you an assortment of theme park rides and attractions, along with the infrastructure for a fully operational amusement park, but this polished turd is what we've developed and hell, we stand behind it. and dont come at me unless you've polished a turd before
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Dec 16, 2023 00:24
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How did Emil P even get to his current position, from everything I've heard about him, he's responsible for pretty much everything that's sucked in all the Bethesda games since Oblivion. You'd think somewhere along the way somebody would ask "I'm sure we went over this, but why are we promoting this moron again?"
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Dec 16, 2023 00:24
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Just being nominated is an honor! https://www.pcgamer.com/starfield-is-nominated-for-the-most-innovative-gameplay-award-in-the-2023-steam-awards/ innovative in the world of most load screens in a 4 minute period.
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Dec 16, 2023 00:25
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I paid exactly one dollar for Gamepass Ultimate and Starfield is still boring.
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steinrokkan posted:How did Emil P even get to his current position, from everything I've heard about him, he's responsible for pretty much everything that's sucked in all the Bethesda games since Oblivion. You'd think somewhere along the way somebody would ask "I'm sure we went over this, but why are we promoting this moron again?" have u ever heard of a man named Todd Howard
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its all nice on rice posted:Just being nominated is an honor! Most innovative gameplay lmao
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Dec 16, 2023 00:45
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This plays exactly the same as Skyrim/Fallout huh? Like the exact same gameplay loop but with a different setting.
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Dec 16, 2023 00:50
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Funky See Funky Do posted:This plays exactly the same as Skyrim/Fallout huh? Like the exact same gameplay loop but with a different setting. no. it's much worse
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Dec 16, 2023 00:59
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steinrokkan posted:How did Emil P even get to his current position, from everything I've heard about him, he's responsible for pretty much everything that's sucked in all the Bethesda games since Oblivion. You'd think somewhere along the way somebody would ask "I'm sure we went over this, but why are we promoting this moron again?" cuz he directed the dark brotherhood questline (i dont think wrote, p sure kirkbride did), and that was the most well received of oblivion's quests. so todd took him under and had him write fallout 3, a.. masterpiece
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Dec 16, 2023 01:27
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I still lol every time I remember that the ending of fallout 3 was a Mecha anime
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Dec 16, 2023 01:33
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I'm glad you can remember. Jesus I can't remember the story at all. I remember some of the quests and I remember the ending has you lock someone in a pressure chamber or something.
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Dec 16, 2023 01:41
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Punkinhead posted:I thought I was done lol'ing at Starfield but I'm hootin and a'hollerin cuz the lead designer just went on a twitter rant about how making video games is hard and unless you make them you're not allowed to question Starfields development process oh so it's bad cause you made bad design choices in the beginning and it forced you stick with them. yes i think we understand.
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Dec 16, 2023 01:50
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Started playing BG3. PG so far. Cool spaceship in the beginning too
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Dec 16, 2023 02:15
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I love that, like I am the customer and if I say your product sucks it sucks I don't give a drat how hard it was to produce.
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You know that Bethesda quote about how only 8% of players ever install a single mod?quote:Bethesda noted that only eight percent of Skyrim players have ever used a mod There are currently just as many people running the Terraria Mod Loader on Steam as there are Starfield players. 
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Smugworth posted:Started playing BG3. PG so far. Cool spaceship in the beginning too bro theres all kinds of spacefaring civilizations in D&D pick a race and they probably have some meteor or moon claimed. hell any halfway decent wizard has an extra dimension to chill in
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deep dish peat moss posted:You know that Bethesda quote about how only 8% of players ever install a single mod? lol
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Smugworth posted:Started playing BG3. PG so far. Cool spaceship in the beginning too doesn't stay pg for long if you get the companion dialog options right
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cumpantry posted:bethesda shouldve spent less money on coke and more on contracting the outer wild devs lol. outer wilds space flight, bethesda open world formula. but drat i bet it was some quality coke Is there any spaceship pew pew game that has proper space physics like outer wilds did? That game was so fun to fly in once you got the hang of it. The existential crisis about your blink of an eye meaningless existence was cool too, but more looking for spaceship lasers.
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Dec 16, 2023 06:31
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deep dish peat moss posted:You know that Bethesda quote about how only 8% of players ever install a single mod? Lmao. I wonder what percentage of Terraria players use mods. Last I played it was after a few updates and the tmodloader was out of date so I didn't get to try any.
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vaginite posted:Is there any spaceship pew pew game that has proper space physics like outer wilds did? That game was so fun to fly in once you got the hang of it.. closest thing that jumps to mind is Independence War 2. which is pretty old now. but from what i remember it had good spaceflight physics, better than most in the genre.
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Dec 16, 2023 07:38
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Freespace 2 had fun space physics. If I remember correctly, you could hold your trajectory & rotate to do a flyby of your target and stay locked on. God that game owned.
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Dec 16, 2023 08:18
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the problem with actual Newtonian physics in a space dogfighting game is you just fly really fast at each other, decelerate, turn around and repeat
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it's called strafing, look it up
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Mozi posted:the problem with actual Newtonian physics in a space dogfighting game is you just fly really fast at each other, decelerate, turn around and repeat sure. i mean you're also describing medieval jousting and all kinds of other fun activities. whats the problem? there's usually some objects like asteroids and space junk and gravitational fields of planets and moons and such to deal with to make it interesting. capital ships launching missiles and flak at you too
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Dec 16, 2023 18:57
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speaking of dogfighting, reminder that dogs are extinct in emil’s story, not a single person smuggled puppies off world, not even in the time where colonies were established prior to the emergency evacuation of earth.
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Dec 16, 2023 19:20
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as well as cats, which again, both already had models and ai for from both skyrim and fallout 4
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the in game lore is that pets were lost in the heckin doggo wars
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Why has Todd not let space dogs exist
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There were no dogs when real life astronauts went to the Moon, and they didn't complain about it. Delete all dogs.
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No dogs or cats is one of the most believable things about the emergency evacuation of earth. Why bring three dogs or six cats when you could bring another person? Why waste very limited resources on pets? Why we couldn’t have alien dogs or cats though, that’s the question. Design a couple fun alien pets. Isn’t even that hard. Just make something with big eyes and a happy smirk with too few or too many legs and call it a day.
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i mean you could even have just brought some dog hair and reconstituted them from the DNA afterwards
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Robobot posted:No dogs or cats is one of the most believable things about the emergency evacuation of earth. Why bring three dogs or six cats when you could bring another person? Why waste very limited resources on pets? there's no way some rich rear end in a top hat wouldn't find a way to prioritize their pets over people, and there was also a period of colonization prior to the evacuation a noah's ark ship questline basically writes itself, they could've easily fit something like that in, and i expect they will in DLC now that people have pointed out how dumb the no animals thing is so much
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vaginite posted:Is there any spaceship pew pew game that has proper space physics like outer wilds did? That game was so fun to fly in once you got the hang of it. The existential crisis about your blink of an eye meaningless existence was cool too, but more looking for spaceship lasers. Children of a Dead Earth did space combat with Newtonian physics, it turns out it requires a decent knowledge of orbital mechanics to plot intercept courses where you get within a few kilometers of your target and just spray lasers and railgun shots in the general vicinity of the other guy and hope their ship overheats from you loving up their radiators faster than YOUR ship overheats from outputting that much energy as laser beams and poo poo
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It's fascinating that Bethesda created a completely generic, utilitarian, cultureless world with no traditions or beliefs or identity beyond 'bougie urban renewal scheme' or 'cyberpunk 2077'. But that instead of this being an accident they created very deliberate lore to explain that everything that makes life worth living was specifically destroyed on earth.
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Robobot posted:No dogs or cats is one of the most believable things about the emergency evacuation of earth. Why bring three dogs or six cats when you could bring another person? Why waste very limited resources on pets? Mozi posted:i mean you could even have just brought some dog hair and reconstituted them from the DNA afterwards They cloned Amelia Earhart and Genghis Khan and poo poo, they could have de-extinctified dogs
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Lol this piece of poo poo has done nothing to earn hidden story spoilers
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