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TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
chickens suck grind em all

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Virtual Russian
Sep 15, 2008

BORN TO DIE
WORLD IS A CLUCK
Kill Em All 1989
I am stair man
410,757,864,530 DEAD CHICKEN FARMERS

supersnowman
Oct 3, 2012

Randalor posted:

Wait, do vegans have any issue with using human parts? Because if they don't, hello new market!

Wait, is looting graves for the bones of the dead legal? Eh, I'm sure I'll be able to afford a lawyer with all that sweet vegan markup money.

Just hack into the MAID system and get the corpse before they are buried.

Karach
May 23, 2003

no war but class war

Petanque posted:

i too have seen scott pilgrim

is that what that movie's about?

bobmarleysghost
Mar 7, 2006



Speaking of birds

https://twitter.com/PSPC_SPAC/status/1735314901990552057

RuBisCO
May 1, 2009

This is definitely not a lie




god the noise i made when the full impact of that tweet hit my brain

Samuel Glompers
Nov 26, 2020

CLAM DOWN posted:

they're at my nearby skytrain station weekly with v for vendetta masks and ominous music and giant TVs showing baby chickens being dumped into trash compactors

Am I iust supposed to turn my back on all cargo shorted behaviour? No. That owns

Samuel Glompers
Nov 26, 2020
I'm donating accounts to the cause, that steel may sharpen steel in mental combat

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrqkB7V0tqU

e: Wrong thread, but the CTV coverage has been hilarious

DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019


Oh my God

Guigui
Jan 19, 2010
Winner of January '10 Lux Aeterna "Best 2010 Poster" Award

"Let us redefine progress to mean that just because we can do a thing, it does not necessarily mean we must do that thing."

Federation president: Star Trek 6 - the undiscovered country

Guigui has issued a correction as of 04:20 on Dec 16, 2023

Karach
May 23, 2003

no war but class war

Frosted Flake posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrqkB7V0tqU

e: Wrong thread, but the CTV coverage has been hilarious

Any day now, the "precision" fighting will begin

Isizzlehorn
Feb 25, 2010

:lesnick::lesnick::lesnick::lesnick::lesnick::lesnick:


That is awe-inspiringly tone deaf

I can't believe we beat the Americans to build a jail in the shape of an eagle tbh

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

Isizzlehorn posted:

That is awe-inspiringly tone deaf

I can't believe we beat the Americans to build a jail in the shape of an eagle tbh

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



Oh bird themed correctional facilities cool, next they can turn Robarts into a prison for "honkies" :rimshot:.

ZShakespeare
Jul 20, 2003

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose!
that’s a wolfenstein 3D level.

Lavender Spliffs
Nov 12, 2023

That's actually the most efficient layout for luxurious condos. Put the single stairwell in the centre, and it essentially services 4 buildings at once. Think of the savings for developers if you weren't so scared of rotational symmetry.

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




[canada] the ideal l*xury c*ndo is a single stairwell swastika

Karach
May 23, 2003

no war but class war
Are the other regional threads in CSPAM mostly about building codes?

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

No. As you've heard, the rest of the world allows single stairwells, so the other regional threads just discuss how affordable their housing is and how much they enjoy their condos built on parkland.

ZShakespeare
Jul 20, 2003

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose!
they’re too busy dying in fires because their three story walk ups didn’t have enough staircases.

Rodney The Yam II
Mar 3, 2007




Stairway to HELOC

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



The American dream is owning your own home, the Canadian dream is owning your neighbour's home.

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

Precambrian Video Games posted:

The American dream is owning your own home, the Canadian dream is owning your neighbour's home.

and renting it to a handful of TFWs

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

IÃÂÃŒÂÌ° Ó̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉mÃÂ̺̩ Ç̬A̡̮̞̠ÚÉ̱̫ K̶eÓgÃÂ.̻̱̪̕Ö̹̟
all these posts about stairs and safety and not a single joke about being protected ffs

PhilippAchtel
May 31, 2011

Pushing will protect you from the terrible secret of MAID

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

all these posts about stairs and safety and not a single joke about being protected ffs

"i am protected from bankruptcy, eat poo poo non-house havers" - proud canadian homeowners

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

IÃÂÃŒÂÌ° Ó̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉mÃÂ̺̩ Ç̬A̡̮̞̠ÚÉ̱̫ K̶eÓgÃÂ.̻̱̪̕Ö̹̟

PhilippAchtel posted:

the terrible secret of MAID

hell yeah

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

all these posts about stairs and safety and not a single joke about being protected ffs

Fried Watermelon posted:

I am protected

Bilirubin posted:

I am protected (by more stairs, ideally well insulated)

:owned:

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


A pusher at one stairwell, a shover at the other

Help my grandma is dying of too many staircases

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
a third stairway for maid

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



TEMPLE GRANDIN OS posted:

a third stairway for maid

one of those stair lifts for old people except the track looks like this

Hubbert
Mar 25, 2007

At a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

It's almost as beautiful as the Winnipeg Museum of Human Rights.

Thank you, Canadian architects.

linoleum floors
Mar 25, 2012

Please. Let me tell you all about how you're all idiots. I am of superior intellect here. Go suck some dicks. You have all fucking stupid opinions. This is my fucking opinion.
That's a Klingon bird of prey

linoleum floors
Mar 25, 2012

Please. Let me tell you all about how you're all idiots. I am of superior intellect here. Go suck some dicks. You have all fucking stupid opinions. This is my fucking opinion.
Hello, I'm the 35 year old Trekkie architect that submitted that plan as a joke, and I cannot believe a boomer idiot in the public service actually approved and paid me 600k to do it.

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

linoleum floors posted:

Hello, I'm the 35 year old Trekkie architect that submitted that plan as a joke, and I cannot believe a boomer idiot in the public service actually approved and paid me 600k to do it.

More expensive than a land acknowledgement, true, but less expensive than any sort of meaningful reconciliation. It's perfect.

You have to spend enough that it's showy and looks like you're taking it seriously, but the money can't be spent on anything like indigenous people themselves.

Frosted Flake has issued a correction as of 13:11 on Dec 17, 2023

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?

Hubbert posted:

It's almost as beautiful as the Winnipeg Museum of Human Rights.

Thank you, Canadian architects.

the cmhr was designed by an american architect

Rodney The Yam II
Mar 3, 2007




It's like a carbon capture plant for atrocity emissions

supersnowman
Oct 3, 2012

Frosted Flake posted:

More expensive than a land acknowledgement, true, but less expensive than any sort of meaningful reconciliation. It's perfect.

You have to spend enough that it's showy and looks like you're taking it seriously, but the money can't be spent on anything like indigenous people themselves.

Cops will make sure the facility gets plenty of use from indigenous people.

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Karach
May 23, 2003

no war but class war

Rodney The Yam II posted:

It's like a carbon capture plant for atrocity emissions

Canada's strategic reserve of Holodomor articles

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