[Trump] I'm OD'd on trump! I turn on the television trump, trump, trump

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(Thread IKs: bebop esq, Virgil Vox, WrasslorMonkey)

how long does trump go to jail for?
	life
	no jail time
	elected president from a jail cell
	goku

titty_baby_: Nov 11, 2015

WrasslorMonkey posted:

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TracerBullet: Apr 26, 2003; Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.; Doctor Rope

titty_baby_ posted:

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# ? Dec 16, 2023 23:02

Rubellavator: Aug 16, 2007

neutral milf hotel posted:

there's actually a rule against posting gore now

# ? Dec 16, 2023 23:03

ex post facho: Oct 25, 2007

TracerBullet posted:

that's a good tup right there

# ? Dec 16, 2023 23:04

Glumwheels: Jan 25, 2003; https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

Bethamphetamine posted:

A Democrat congressional aide has been fired after a gay sex tape filmed in the US Senate swept the internet.

Aidan Maese-Czeropski, 24, was let go from his job by Maryland Senator Ben Cardin Saturday afternoon. It came less than a day after a video showing two men having sex in the Hart Senate Office Building was exposed. Their identities have not been revealed by the Daily Mail.

The staffer is seen naked and on all fours on a table where Senators often sit and ask questions during hearings.

Maese-Czeropski, who appeared in a 2020 campaign video with Joe Biden, had shared his own statement on LinkedIn Friday night, insisting he'd never disrespect his workplace.

He wrote: 'This has been a difficult time for me, as I have been attacked for who I love to pursue a political agenda.

'While some of my actions in the past have shown poor judgement, I love my job and would never disrespect my workplace.

Jewish Congressman Max Miller told the Washington Free Beacon that just days before the pornographic clips surfaced, Maese-Czeropski confronted him and screamed 'Free Palestine' in his face.

Maese-Czeropski said of those allegations: 'As for the accusations regarding Congressman Max Miller, I have never seen the congressman and had no opportunity or cause to yell or confront him.'

Footage of the fling, first exposed by the Daily Caller, shows a young looking male staffer bent over a conference room in the Hart Senate Office Building getting railed.
Another man stands behind him, filming the sex act they're performing in X-rated detail.

The footage was allegedly shared in a private group for gay men in the political scene, and reportedly appeared on a since-deleted account on Twitter.

Its owner identifies himself as a 'twink' (young, smooth-bodied gay man) engaging in sex acts with his older 'bear' partner.

According to his LinkedIn, Maese-Czeropski has worked in Cardin's office since October 2021, and previously worked as a field organizer for the Democratic Party in Virginia and as a climate researcher for charity Friends of the Earth.

Maybe just gently caress at home

# ? Dec 16, 2023 23:21

Thoatse: Feb 29, 2016; Lol said the scorpion, lmao

WrasslorMonkey posted:

:icppop:

# ? Dec 16, 2023 23:22

Pascallion: Sep 15, 2003; Man, what the fuck, man?

shameful behavior to narc about one of the least disrespectful things to happen in a US govt building.

# ? Dec 16, 2023 23:23

Thoatse: Feb 29, 2016; Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Glumwheels posted:

Maybe just gently caress at home

we have gently caress at home

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gently caress at home:

# ? Dec 16, 2023 23:28

Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

# ? Dec 16, 2023 23:33

Thoatse: Feb 29, 2016; Lol said the scorpion, lmao

neutral milf hotel posted:

attn 2DCAT

https://twitter.com/adamkinzinger/status/1736027329447575691

[Tep] people close to Trump haven�t talked about the oder

# ? Dec 16, 2023 23:49

Stinky Wizzleteats: Nov 26, 2015; You must pay the price for this post.

did they gently caress the flag?

# ? Dec 16, 2023 23:51

Fuckt Tupp: Apr 19, 2007; Science

imagine the odor

# ? Dec 16, 2023 23:59

Glumwheels: Jan 25, 2003; https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

Stinky Wizzleteats posted:

did they gently caress the flag?

Only Trump can do that and get away with it

# ? Dec 17, 2023 00:06

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

diurnal troam

# ? Dec 17, 2023 00:09

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

WrasslorMonkey posted:

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ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

TracerBullet posted:

# ? Dec 17, 2023 00:10

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

Bethamphetamine posted:

A Democrat congressional aide has been fired after a gay sex tape filmed in the US Senate swept the internet.

praxis

# ? Dec 17, 2023 00:11

El Palo Mota: Aug 5, 2009

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1736118957558423564?s=20

# ? Dec 17, 2023 00:18

Bearjew: Apr 18, 2017

El Palo Mota posted:

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1736118957558423564?s=20

what's going to be funny is he won't actually pardon any of them when he gets reelected

# ? Dec 17, 2023 00:20

CaptainBeefart: Mar 28, 2016

I had a better day than Trump and I'm feeling guilty about it. Once a Catholic always a Catholic. 😐

# ? Dec 17, 2023 00:26

LeeMajors: Jan 20, 2005; I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!

El Palo Mota posted:

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1736118957558423564?s=20

Ashley Babbitt as Horst Wessel

# ? Dec 17, 2023 00:30

Another Bill: Sep 27, 2018; Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

Bearjew posted:

what's going to be funny is he won't actually pardon any of them when he gets reelected

going to even funnier when Biden pardons them all in his second term to "heal the nstion" or some poo poo

# ? Dec 17, 2023 00:35

Buddykins: Feb 12, 2011

trump doesnt even remember ashley lol

# ? Dec 17, 2023 00:40

limp dick calvin: Sep 1, 2006; Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

got a ticket from a red light camera. I am now a libertarian

# ? Dec 17, 2023 00:43

mags: May 30, 2008; I am a congenital optimist.

limp dick calvin posted:

got a ticket from a red light camera. I am now a libertarian

most libertarians arrived via the restraining order pipeline

# ? Dec 17, 2023 00:44

16-bit Butt-Head: Dec 25, 2014

limp dick calvin posted:

got a ticket from a red light camera. I am now a libertarian

skill issue

# ? Dec 17, 2023 00:49

CaptainBeefart: Mar 28, 2016

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

skill issue

It's spelled jurisdiction you dumbass.

# ? Dec 17, 2023 00:51

Buddykins: Feb 12, 2011

limp dick calvin posted:

got a ticket from a red light camera. I am now a libertarian

lol just dont pay it gently caress it

# ? Dec 17, 2023 00:53

Morter: Jul 1, 2006; Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY

limp dick calvin posted:

got a ticket from a red light camera. I am now a libertarian

time to get JETPACKS :homebrew:

# ? Dec 17, 2023 00:53

PDP-1: Oct 12, 2004; It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

WrasslorMonkey posted:

mike johnson's son looks down at his phone to see the covenant eyes app issuing alert after alert

# ? Dec 17, 2023 00:54

CaptainBeefart: Mar 28, 2016

Asstral Taint

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjhNyMo5qLY

# ? Dec 17, 2023 00:56

limp dick calvin: Sep 1, 2006; Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Buddykins posted:

lol just dont pay it gently caress it

classic buddykins

# ? Dec 17, 2023 00:57

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Lol

# ? Dec 17, 2023 01:00

Bearjew: Apr 18, 2017

2DCAT posted:

Lol

# ? Dec 17, 2023 01:02

Sherbert Hoover: Dec 12, 2019; Working hard, thank you!

limp dick calvin posted:

got a ticket from a red light camera. I am now a libertarian

they installed those in my town and people were so pissed we did an emergency referendum and made the city take them down

the company was out of state and had spent millions setting them up supposedly

get hosed lol

# ? Dec 17, 2023 01:05