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Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop
I WAS LIED TO BE PODCASTERS

One word; elite

Dejan Bimble fucked around with this message at 05:45 on Dec 12, 2023

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sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

chamois
Oct 24, 2010

Dejan Bimble posted:

Flacco is apparently the first Browns QB

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


He already has the third-most wins by a starting QB in the Browns stadium. 3 more and he beats Ben, 9 more and he beats Baker

Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009

I'll wait for the next era

Dejan Bimble posted:

Flacco is apparently the first Browns QB to throw 3 touchdowns of 30 yards or more since 1980, and that's cumulative for being on the roster, not in a game or in a season.

One word; elite

Nah, that stat was "in one game." But he is still Elite.

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007

Chris James 2 posted:

He already has the third-most wins by a starting QB in the Browns stadium. 3 more and he beats Ben, 9 more and he beats Baker

He could realistically beat Ben, possibly this year, but he doesn't touch Baker IMO. Once Watson comes back, he'll be relegated to a backup/mentor role next year.

Flacco's past 2 games gives me a hearty :lol: at the Watson apologists (mostly the cesspool of the Browns reddit) yelling the "rust!!" excuse as to why he hasn't been great.

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

watson should not be starting over joe flacco unless u wanna lose. hes the qb of the future

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007

Ghost Dog posted:

watson should not be starting over joe flacco unless u wanna lose. hes the qb of the future

There's precisely 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000% chance Flacco starts over Watson with the amount of money he's due. Unless he completely bombs out in the first 6-8 games of next season, then I will die laughing hysterically at how poorly run my crappy team is.

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer

Dejan Bimble posted:

Flacco is apparently the first Browns QB to throw 3 touchdowns of 30 yards or more since 1980, and that's cumulative for being on the roster, not in a game or in a season.

This isn't correct at all. He's the first to do in 3 times in a game since 1980, but as a career or season stat, basically every Browns QB that played more than a few games did this.

Even Johnny Manziel did it in a season.

Dejan Bimble posted:

One word; elite

This is correct though.

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

Henrik Zetterberg posted:

There's precisely 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000% chance Flacco starts over Watson with the amount of money he's due. Unless he completely bombs out in the first 6-8 games of next season, then I will die laughing hysterically at how poorly run my crappy team is.

non poverty franchises respect superbowl mvps. joes got another 100m contract in him

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

Henrik Zetterberg posted:

Dawand Jones out for the season, ughhhhhh. Browns onto their RT3...

gently caress!

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Ghost Dog posted:

non poverty franchises respect superbowl mvps. joes got another 100m contract in him

Cleveland's already proven they're willing to shell out.

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop

wilderthanmild posted:

This isn't correct at all. He's the first to do in 3 times in a game since 1980, but as a career or season stat, basically every Browns QB that played more than a few games did this.

Even Johnny Manziel did it in a season.

This is correct though.

ah poo poo i got misled by podcasters
but we can agree on elite

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
afc #1

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

congratulations to the Tennessee Titans for being promoted back to the AFCN

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007

Oh for gently caress sake, Jedrick Wills (LT) is now out for the season for the Browns.

Browns out-for-season injuries:
WR/KR Jakeem Grant
QB Deshaun Watson
RB Nick Chubb
RT1 Jack Conklin
RT2 Dawand Jones
LB Jacob Phillips
S Rodney McLeod
LT1 Jed Wills
G Drew Forbes

Currently, but should be back at some point:
CB Denzel Ward
S Juan Thornhill
C Ethan Pocic
DT Jordan Elliott
DT Maurice Hurst
S Grant Delpit
RB Jerome Ford

:suicide:

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow

Mystic Stylez posted:

congratulations to the Tennessee Titans for being promoted back to the AFCN

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

Henrik Zetterberg posted:

Oh for gently caress sake, Jedrick Wills (LT) is now out for the season for the Browns.

Browns out-for-season injuries:
WR/KR Jakeem Grant
QB Deshaun Watson
RB Nick Chubb
RT1 Jack Conklin
RT2 Dawand Jones
LB Jacob Phillips
S Rodney McLeod
LT1 Jed Wills
G Drew Forbes

Currently, but should be back at some point:
CB Denzel Ward
S Juan Thornhill
C Ethan Pocic
DT Jordan Elliott
DT Maurice Hurst
S Grant Delpit
RB Jerome Ford

:suicide:

I’m happy with is Deshaun being out for season and hope he’s out next season too but the rest, ugh, it’s ugly.

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007

Welp, that didn't last long. Maurice Hurst is now out for the season.

Browns out-for-season injuries:
WR/KR Jakeem Grant
QB Deshaun Watson
RB Nick Chubb
RT1 Jack Conklin
RT2 Dawand Jones
LB Jacob Phillips
S Rodney McLeod
LT1 Jed Wills
G Drew Forbes
DT Maurice Hurst

Currently, but should be back at some point:
CB Denzel Ward
S Juan Thornhill
C Ethan Pocic
DT Jordan Elliott
S Grant Delpit
RB Jerome Ford

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007

Another day, another player to IR. Delpit on it today, missing a minimum of 4 games, possibly the rest of the season.

Browns out-for-season injuries:
WR/KR Jakeem Grant
QB Deshaun Watson
RB Nick Chubb
RT1 Jack Conklin
RT2 Dawand Jones
LB Jacob Phillips
S Rodney McLeod
LT1 Jed Wills
G Drew Forbes
DT Maurice Hurst
S Grant Delpit (IR, possibly whole season)

Currently, but should be back at some point:
CB Denzel Ward
S Juan Thornhill
C Ethan Pocic
DT Jordan Elliott
RB Jerome Ford

Henrik Zetterberg fucked around with this message at 19:50 on Dec 13, 2023

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow
Probably safest to just bump them down to the afcs at this point

chamois
Oct 24, 2010

the browns are having a great season, and they're doing it all without Jed Wils

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007

Well, we get a 2-for-1 deal today! Ogbo Okoronkwo was just announced as having a torn pec. I’d guess it’s only a matter of time until they announce Garrett’s shoulder fell off.

Browns out-for-season injuries:
WR/KR Jakeem Grant
QB Deshaun Watson
RB Nick Chubb
RT1 Jack Conklin
RT2 Dawand Jones
LB Jacob Phillips
S Rodney McLeod
LT1 Jed Wills
G Drew Forbes
DT Maurice Hurst
S Grant Delpit (IR, possibly whole season)
DE Ogbo Okoronkwo

Currently, but should be back at some point:
CB Denzel Ward
S Juan Thornhill
C Ethan Pocic
DT Jordan Elliott
RB Jerome Ford

Ikonoklast
Nov 16, 2007

A beacon for the liars and blind.

Henrik Zetterberg posted:

Well, we get a 2-for-1 deal today! Ogbo Okoronkwo was just announced as having a torn pec. I’d guess it’s only a matter of time until they announce Garrett’s shoulder fell off.

With their depth issues their gonna start Garrett’s shoulder by itself.

chamois
Oct 24, 2010

been a while since anybody posted all the injured browns players

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

chamois posted:

been a while since anybody posted all the injured browns players

Been thinking about this

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007

Ironically enough, my FIL, who lives in Cleveland, passed away and I’m in town for the funeral. No he wasn’t on the Browns.

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
I'm happy with Zay Flowers, but it sure would be nice to have someone sure handed like Addison in Baltimore.

Swiller of Beer
Jan 2, 2003
Cold Hearted S.O.B.
Soiled Meat


Jake Browning, elite?

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

he is one of the worst guys under pressure. super bowl

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow
Jake browneye

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

The Puppy Bowl posted:

I'm happy with Zay Flowers, but it sure would be nice to have someone sure handed like Addison in Baltimore.

Zay Flowers is insanely productive for a Ravens drafted wideout. But on other teams his production is JAG type.

chamois
Oct 24, 2010

Henrik Zetterberg posted:

Ironically enough, my FIL, who lives in Cleveland, passed away and I’m in town for the funeral. No he wasn’t on the Browns.

my condolences

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

Henrik Zetterberg posted:

Ironically enough, my FIL, who lives in Cleveland, passed away and I’m in town for the funeral. No he wasn’t on the Browns.

did he respectfully requests six Cleveland Browns as pall bearers so the Browns can let him down one last time

Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009

I'll wait for the next era
If you have the chance to bench Trubs and let Mason Rudolph take over, you gotta take it

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
steelers get regulated to the afc south

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Despera posted:

steelers get regulated to the afc south

chamois
Oct 24, 2010

pitts burgh steelers win a game challenge

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY
it’s good as hell that the browns are being punished for selling the farm for Deshaun Watson. karma is real bitch. and so is Jake browning

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Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009

I'll wait for the next era
And the Steelers are being punished now for giving Big Ben a HOF career

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