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deep dish peat moss posted:That's not even to mention that Ftfy
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the roadrunner is fine there has been no harm committed
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Attempted murder is still a crime.
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Wile E. Coyote has already been severely punished for his crimes by the consequences of his own actions, in ways far worse than anything our penal system is capable of
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Captain Hygiene posted:Wile E. Coyote has already been severely punished for his crimes by the consequences of his own actions, in ways far worse than anything our penal system is capable of hmm i dont know. i think id rather get the wile e. coyote treatment for the rest of my life than spend one night in americas prisons.
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This is what I'd do. Throwem in a tree, bingo bongo
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Captain Hygiene posted:Wile E. Coyote has already been severely punished for his crimes by the consequences of his own actions, in ways far worse than anything our penal system is capable of just as effective, to boot!
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thiccabod posted:I'm a big fan of the one where 8% of men thought they could score a point against Serena Williams in a tennis match. Just outright delusional absurdity What are the constraints though? If I was allowed to play 100,000 points against her she'd probably just screw up eventually in a way that has nothing to do with my skill.
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that one dude threw a raccoon coyotes are just raccoons without masks and hands throw the yotes
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Yeet the yotes was right there.
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By popular demand posted:I mean at some point she's very likely to burst out laughing at my pathetic performance, thereby giving me the chance to score a single point! You're joking, obviously, but what annoys me is that this is exactly what 1 in 10 (ish) men think. Like "oh sure, most of the time she's bringing her A game, but when she drops her guard out of pity / laughter / underestimating me, I can get a ball in." My man. If Serena Williams was crippled over bent double she would still return your sloppy rear end serve faster than you could say literally anything because she eats sleeps and shits world class tennis 24/7. Her B, C, D and E game poo poo on you so hard at your VERY best it's like a beetle trying to fight a river.
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The Moon Monster posted:What are the constraints though? If I was allowed to play 100,000 points against her she'd probably just screw up eventually in a way that has nothing to do with my skill. Tennis matches have pretty defined rules so you'll have to get that lucky win in early before match point arrives.
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I couldn't even score a tennis point on a wolf.
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TEMPLE GRANDIN OS posted:that one dude threw a raccoon coyotes are just raccoons without masks and hands He's still throwing them to this day  General Bullshit > The Cursed Images Thread: Yeet the yotes
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I have thoughts on geese beside just that they're fuckin assholes and gently caress them. First of all that one goon. Lol that your friend killed that goose with a fuckin VCR. I don't know if its true, but *I've heard* that if a pissed off goose is flapping its wings at you and it a wing hits you it can break your leg (does not specify which bones will break) just something that got passed around years ago where I'm from. Maybe its an urban legend or something. Also heard that since geese have a reputation as being bad AF, most people run away when a goose gets too close and starts hissing at them. But *supposedly* if you start acting hard back at them then they'll actually gently caress off. No idea if thats true either. Problem is everyone has a camera these days and if you do stand up to a goose and take a swing at it or something just to actually defend yourself cause geese are fuckin assholes, your picture gets plastered all over social media with "OWE EMM GEE THIS GUY IS ABUSING GEESE CALL THE POLICE" and then everyone comes out of the wood work saying you're an rear end in a top hat for telling a goose to gently caress off and "I'D NEVER HARM ANY ANIMAL NO MATTER WHAT" and "he should be thrown in JAIL FOR ANIMAL CRUELTY" and all that bullshit. In otherwords gently caress geese. E: Also wasn't there a goon years ago from South Africa who used to get all hosed up on coke and go and fight lions with machetes? wesleywillis fucked around with this message at 02:10 on Dec 17, 2023 |
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:He's still throwing them to this day 
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There's a large field near where I live that the geese basically take over every summer. I'm talking upwards of a hundred geese at any given time. It's like that bit in Parks and Rec "The raccoon problem is under control. They have their part of the town and we have ours" except it's geese.
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Are you not familiar with the story behind it? Pigsfeet on Rye fucked around with this message at 02:17 on Dec 17, 2023 |
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You’re more likely to break something when you inevitably trip and fall while trying to get away from the giant honking flapping poo poo machines as they swarm you than you are from getting clipped by a flapping wing, I think.
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Are you not familiar with the story behind it? No, not at all, just wouldn't want to throw a raccoon down a flight of stairs. I choose to believe it's in reverse.
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Grey Cat posted:No, not at all, just wouldn't want to throw a raccoon down a flight of stairs. I choose to believe it's in reverse. Dude was defending his small dog from a raccoon that was attacking it. https://www.cbsnews.com/sanfrancisco/news/security-video-captures-digg-founder-tossing-raccoon-at-sf-home/ I too would prefer to not have to hurl an animal down steps, but I would stand up for my dog
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Speaking of geese, I'm going to repost my post that I've posted and reposted a couple times before because I hate fuckin geese.wesleywillis posted:I was going to post this in the Cursed images thread, but then I was kinda like "gently caress geese I hate them fuckers". In other words, I don't find this to be cursed.
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wesleywillis posted:Speaking of geese, I'm going to repost my post that I've posted and reposted a couple times before because I hate fuckin geese. No goslings in the last pic though
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Dude was defending his small dog from a raccoon that was attacking it. This does change things, I'd punch the poo poo out of anything smaller than me attacking my pet. I draw the line at animal that can kill me in one blow, then they're on their own.
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:No goslings in the last pic though Yeah, because they can't fly.
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wesleywillis posted:Yeah, because they can't fly. however they can float. they probably just popped up on the bottom confused but ok
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Not after going over Niagara.
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wesleywillis posted:E: Also wasn't there a goon years ago from South Africa who used to get all hosed up on coke and go and fight lions with machetes? Christ, I wouldn't even fight an unarmed lion.
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The 8% that could win against a lion are all Maasai.
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wesleywillis posted:I don't know if its true, but *I've heard* that if a pissed off goose is flapping its wings at you and it a wing hits you it can break your leg (does not specify which bones will break) just something that got passed around years ago where I'm from. Maybe its an urban legend or something. So theoretically if I played an infinite number of games vs. Serena Williams a goose WOULD eventually come over and break her leg, giving me an advantage.
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Do you think you could beat Goku in a dick sucking contest? 17% say yes
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Butterfly Valley posted:These threads always reveal a disturbingly large amount of people hold a fervent hatred of certain species through no fault of the animal other than it just following its nature. Even invasive species, I wonder who was responsible for bringing them into the wrong environment? Oh yeah us. And if your cat is outside being threatened by coyotes then your cat is also naturally predating everything lower than it in the food chain, just like the coyote wants to do to your cat. If I lived in a place where coyote predation was a risk then I'm not having an outdoor cat. They're farm cats in Montana, their jobs are keeping mice out of the farm equipment our neighbors store here and occasionally, the house.  I do my best to take care of them in return. They're all fixed, I keep up on their shots, they always have enough food and water, and won't let them out in inclement weather. I haven't lost one to a coyote in the 20 years I've been here and my current oldest is 17.5 and in good health, so hell. I've also never actually hurt a coyote. But if it means protecting one of my pets, yes, I'll hurt the coyote.
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I grew up quite rural and as a small child the coyotes would kindly escort me down to the bus stop a quarter mile away from my house. I liked the cute doggies.
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PringleCreamEgg posted:I grew up quite rural and as a small child the coyotes would kindly escort me down to the bus stop a quarter mile away from my house. I liked the cute doggies. They thought you were sick and were hoping you'd drop dead on the way 
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maybeadracula posted:Do you think you could beat Goku in a dick sucking contest? oohhhhhhhhhhhhh..... hard one
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By popular demand posted:Oh I thought you said dick staring contest Turn on your monitor
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wesleywillis posted:
I've heard the same thing about swans, but with breaking arms. Either probably mythical. Swans will absolutely bite the gently caress out of you, though. I was at some nature reserve once with some people, and one of them started teasing the swans to get them to react. Cocky poo poo started running backwards as they advanced. About 15 meters back, his boot slammed up against a thin tree stump and he landed flat on his back with a whump and a wheeze. The swan stopped, made a few noises, and wandered back to the water. To this day I am convinced the swan was laughing at him. We were all laughing at him, mind you. loving dumbass
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Swans will bite you right half in two, no remorse. Peck you right through your chest like that guy from Alien. Now ducks...........
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Dude was defending his small dog from a raccoon that was attacking it.
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