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freeedr: Feb 21, 2005

Trabant posted:

Oh no, not the entire 12 cents!

Hey, it�s a rough world. Sometimes 7 cents just disappears

# ? Dec 16, 2023 21:56

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# ? May 27, 2024 15:36

Elias_Maluco: Aug 23, 2007; I need to sleep

All my top apes, gone

# ? Dec 16, 2023 22:00

The Wicked ZOGA: Jan 27, 2022; Can't post for 3 days!

nfts are like Robert Louis Stevenson's Bottle Imp in that you always sell for less than you bought it for and if you still own it when you die, you go to hell

# ? Dec 16, 2023 22:08

Subjunctive: Sep 12, 2006; ✨sparkle and shine✨

I wonder if anyone has calculated what the last purchase price was for each of those, in USD at the ETH spot rate at the time.

# ? Dec 16, 2023 22:09

ThisIsJohnWayne: Feb 23, 2007; Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!

freeedr posted:

Hey, it’s a rough world. Sometimes 7 cents just disappears

You got to cherish the times while you have them. Afterall, someday that negative $5 million balance isn't gone from your bank account

# ? Dec 16, 2023 22:19

holtemon: May 2, 2019; Dancing is forbidden

Does posting this make me an accomplice to the nft thievery

# ? Dec 16, 2023 22:49

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS: Dec 10, 2003; ...blyat

I dont want to live in this ape culture

# ? Dec 16, 2023 22:57

Paper Tiger: Jun 17, 2007; 🖨️🐯torn apart by idle hands

More like subprime-ate

# ? Dec 16, 2023 22:59

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Imma become rich by making an ape that looks left

# ? Dec 16, 2023 23:01

Elias_Maluco: Aug 23, 2007; I need to sleep

holtemon posted:

Does posting this make me an accomplice to the nft thievery

Absolute top tier ape

# ? Dec 16, 2023 23:10

Vlaphor: Dec 18, 2005; Lipstick Apathy

Karate Bastard posted:

Imma become rich by making an ape that looks left

...and stolen

# ? Dec 16, 2023 23:11

freeedr: Feb 21, 2005

Karate Bastard posted:

Imma become rich by making an ape that looks left

Vlaphor posted:

...and stolen

Ah poo poo they got you fair and square

# ? Dec 16, 2023 23:21

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Lmao I already made one earlier and saved as

beatcha to the riches biches

# ? Dec 16, 2023 23:28

Fishstick: Jul 9, 2005; Does not require preheating

I hate every ape I see

from chimpan-A to chimpan-Z

# ? Dec 16, 2023 23:31

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

holtemon posted:

Does posting this make me an accomplice to the nft thievery

Dat rear end�

# ? Dec 16, 2023 23:32

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

holtemon posted:

Does posting this make me an accomplice to the nft thievery

I've put through the permaban request.

# ? Dec 16, 2023 23:41

Hyperlynx: Sep 13, 2015

How do they manage to still be bored with all that going on?

# ? Dec 16, 2023 23:41

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Fishstick posted:

I funge every ape I steal

from chimpan-A to chimpan-Z

# ? Dec 16, 2023 23:42

Leon Sumbitches: Mar 27, 2010; Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.

All these top-tier apes will be gone like tears in the rain.

Time to slurp.

# ? Dec 16, 2023 23:42

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Fishstick posted:

I hate every ape I see

from chimpan-A to chimpan-Z

This, but unironically

# ? Dec 16, 2023 23:50

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS: Dec 10, 2003; ...blyat

get funged loser we're going to the yacht club

# ? Dec 17, 2023 00:45

Tree Bucket: Apr 1, 2016; R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Dutch tulip mania, if tulips were hideous and coveted solely by dullards

# ? Dec 17, 2023 01:41

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Tree Bucket posted:

Dutch tulip mania, if tulips were hideous and coveted solely by dullards

Even then the people who lost their shirts in it had real physical tulips that didn't randomly get stolen by the truckload.

# ? Dec 17, 2023 02:00

Subjunctive: Sep 12, 2006; ✨sparkle and shine✨

Air Skwirl posted:

Even then the people who lost their shirts in it had real physical tulips that didn't randomly get stolen by the truckload.

I think actually they mostly had rotten tulips bulbs that were stored in some facility they had never been near, and that they never saw physical tulips at any point. Tulips were mostly traded as securities and derivatives (which is why they were able to be traded so quickly in the heat of the bubble; nobody had to wait for shipping before selling them on to the next sucker).

And I�m 100% certain that some of them bought tulips that did not exist.

# ? Dec 17, 2023 02:02

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

Happy Landfill posted:

ABSOLUTE TOP TIER APES HAVE BEEN STOLEN

Top tier?
oh yea?
prove it, take a dump in front of me

# ? Dec 17, 2023 02:29

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

Tree Bucket posted:

Dutch tulip mania, if tulips were hideous and coveted solely by dullards

But you repeat yourself.

# ? Dec 17, 2023 02:33

The Moon Monster: Dec 30, 2005

Most of what people "know" about tulip mania was made up by a guy hundreds of years later just FYI. There really was a tulip investment bubble, but it was nowhere near as big as people make it out to be, and any specific ridiculous anecdote you hear about it is probably bogus.

# ? Dec 17, 2023 02:43

Tree Bucket: Apr 1, 2016; R.I.P.idura leucophrys

The Moon Monster posted:

Most of what people "know" about nft mania was made up by a guy hundreds of years later just FYI. There really was a bored ape investment bubble, but it was nowhere near as big as people make it out to be, and any specific slurp juice anecdote you hear about it is probably bogus.

# ? Dec 17, 2023 02:50

Unperson_47: Oct 14, 2007

At hospital, lost fungats

# ? Dec 17, 2023 04:06

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Tree Bucket posted:

Right click, funge as

Unperson_47 posted:

At hospital, lost fungats

# ? Dec 17, 2023 04:46

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Leon Sumbitches posted:

All these top-tier apes will be gone like tears in the rain.

Time to slurp.

If you have an NFT. And I have an NFT. And I have a PC. Here it is, watch it. And my PC reaches accrooooooooooooooooooosssssssss the internet. And starts to download your NFT. I DOWNLOAD YOUR NFT!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_hFTR6qyEo&t=93s

# ? Dec 17, 2023 05:27

Cable Guy: Jul 18, 2005; I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...; Slippery Tilde

Takes No Damage posted:

# ? Dec 17, 2023 05:45

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

The Moon Monster posted:

Most of what people "know" about tulip mania was made up by a guy hundreds of years later just FYI. There really was a tulip investment bubble, but it was nowhere near as big as people make it out to be, and any specific ridiculous anecdote you hear about it is probably bogus.

Four centuries from now, no one will believe a word of the true history of our bullshit age.

# ? Dec 17, 2023 05:46

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Cable Guy posted:

This is an image of a post that I own and it is theft. Please delete that image or I will have no other choice but to report you to the mod team for punishment.